The first twist is that Russia will of course continue developing their own top secret space weapon. The second twist is that it’s a flying Winnebago.
Wa3zdog on
They fear Reagan’s space lasers
Texasraised420 on
This must be a sign we are about to enter celestial warfare…
grey_carbon on
No Russian starship? OC they can’t design one
pokeybit on
Does directing a mini asteroid toward the Kremlin count?
Agent_Zodiac on
Does Russia ever do anything constructive? I never hear of them doing anything to help another country or help the planet. They just do evil. I’m legitimately curious.
Account0077 on
Just shoot russia with the alien ray already usa ..
BranigansLaw on
TIL Russia is working on Celestial Weaponry
SpoopyPlankton on
Fuck Reagan, but one of the funniest things in history is that he apparently was able to scare Russia shitless for 50 years over Star Wars because they thought it was a space program and not a movie.
DeaDRuN_ua on
Russia will be first to violate the agreement…. Because for them its question of strength:(
Kingdarkshadow on
AH yes, the country that dont follow any rules, wants to veto for a rule.
Koorsboom on
So Russia is planning to put weapons in space.
bhl88 on
Russia: we need a list of weapons we can use in space (so we can trigger NATO by using it)
whiterook6 on
I’m fine with a ban on all weapons in space, personally. Is this secretly controversial?
Marvellover13 on
What about the Jewish space laser tho? We have to keep this one
ThrowBatteries on
So what this tells us is that Russia has already weaponized space.
dtardiff2 on
Speaking outside of the war, this is a good thing. No support to Russia
Trygolds on
While Russia is suspect the Idea of no weapon platforms in space seems like a good idea to me.
brokenmessiah on
There definitely can be a conversation about celestial weaponry beyond nukes but Idk if Russia is the one I want spearheading it
IntrepidYak9335 on
When you use the word, we who exactly is we?
WhynotZoidberg9 on
>”Seeks ban on all celestial weaponry”
Which it will turn around and violate, like every other agreement that Russia has committed to honoring.
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Afraid of rods from God?
The UN is a useless body that allows terroists to decide how to act on their policies without consequences.
Putin couldn’t complete the minigames to obtain the celestial weapons, so he banned them instead. He’ll never defeat the dark aeons.
Trying to denazify aliens.
Do communication satellites count as celestial weaponry?
I don’t know… Something that makes it easy for unhappy citizens to communicate with each other?
“Also, we think Starlink is used as a weapon”
Translates as ‘we want you to all have no weapons of this type, while we continue to develop them as much as possible’.
Trollussia did it again
Celestial weaponry …
This name is SO cool, really.
So epic and fantastic, and still everyday more real.
Well shit….there goes my plans for a Death Star
damn there goes my space laser
He wants everything banned for others, as he won’t follow the rules anyway.
Clownshow
Meanwhile… https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/new-russian-space-weapon-raises-alarm-in-us/articleshow/109919862.cms
The first twist is that Russia will of course continue developing their own top secret space weapon. The second twist is that it’s a flying Winnebago.
They fear Reagan’s space lasers
This must be a sign we are about to enter celestial warfare…
No Russian starship? OC they can’t design one
Does directing a mini asteroid toward the Kremlin count?
Does Russia ever do anything constructive? I never hear of them doing anything to help another country or help the planet. They just do evil. I’m legitimately curious.
Just shoot russia with the alien ray already usa ..
TIL Russia is working on Celestial Weaponry
Fuck Reagan, but one of the funniest things in history is that he apparently was able to scare Russia shitless for 50 years over Star Wars because they thought it was a space program and not a movie.
Russia will be first to violate the agreement…. Because for them its question of strength:(
AH yes, the country that dont follow any rules, wants to veto for a rule.
So Russia is planning to put weapons in space.
Russia: we need a list of weapons we can use in space (so we can trigger NATO by using it)
I’m fine with a ban on all weapons in space, personally. Is this secretly controversial?
What about the Jewish space laser tho? We have to keep this one
So what this tells us is that Russia has already weaponized space.
Speaking outside of the war, this is a good thing. No support to Russia
While Russia is suspect the Idea of no weapon platforms in space seems like a good idea to me.
There definitely can be a conversation about celestial weaponry beyond nukes but Idk if Russia is the one I want spearheading it
When you use the word, we who exactly is we?
>”Seeks ban on all celestial weaponry”
Which it will turn around and violate, like every other agreement that Russia has committed to honoring.