Only if he sits on my lap and watches with me in embarrassment.
Barfhat on
Just another dumb “class” everyone has to take
invalidpassword on
Spread the stupidity, spread the stupidity.
hey-coffee-eyes on
Forcing service members to participate in his humiliation fetish is not okay
gator12 on
This is the most publicly insecure man we’ve ever seen since….well, Elon Musk, I guess.
AudibleNod on
After Trump realizes he can also order *the entire US military* to watch his speech, he’s going to find a quick way to monetize it.
Earthpig_Johnson on
Fucking knew this whole thing as about him getting attention. What a big, mean, strong, respectable man he is! WOW! We’re all really impressed down here!
oldnjgal on
Like a little kid shouting, „Daddy, watch me.“
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
The cringe… the cringe….
sdcinerama on
The solution will be that the company clerks pass a „sign in sheet“ around every platoon formation.
Once they get the signatures, the clerks will say, „Mission Accomplished“ and no one will ever hear of this again.
Adventurous-Goal478 on
Jesus fucking Christ. I work with a shitload of vets and they are all so incredibly embarrassed. Pete is an abominable disgrace to the office of SecDef.
steve_ample on
Alright soldiers. This is a classic case on how you detect psychological weaknesses in others. Observe the overcompensatory gestures, words, and mannerisms, the internal flailing about trying desperately to mask their insecurities and imposter syndrome manifestations that they can never shake off. That is how you know you’re dealing with a non-entity, and the time to fight back is better sooner than later.
RealGianath on
The guy has no charisma and nothing worthwhile to say, except that he demands unearned respect from all the people just doing their jobs every day.
Just what you’d expect when you appoint an ass-kissing, narcissist alcoholic to run a nation’s military.
ExistentialDreadness on
Watch how the use of FAFO is now officially over because it is now too cringe.
ramblershambler on
so he thinks that speech was good? He doesn’t know that he looked like a cring jack ass?
silentwind262 on
Well, that’s a good way to have tens of thousands of junior enlisted folks mocking him on a daily basis.
AINonsense on
Actual mass indoctrination sessions.
By a drunken dumbass.
It could be a scene in Idiocracy, if it only had wit.
Commercial_Bus_4630 on
A pedophile and an alcoholic are running the military. WTF
prodigy1367 on
I turned it on and muted it. Order complied with.
ComeAbout on
I was in the military for 25 years. This will be the most pencil whipped “training” completed since pencils were invented.
A speech is not policy. There’s no legal orders being given. It’ll be played on loop on some internal TV channel and everyone will say they saw it.
Imagine having a hazardous duty job, where the majority get their actual orders from an NCO, and giving a shit about this speech…
Nothing about this speech is tough. The priority seems to be “looking good” and accepting literal hazing, which no one wants.
PenitentAnomaly on
If anyone has forgotten what it looks like when a highly qualified and competent individual is in a role like this, here is the link to Biden’s Secretary of Defense:
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POW torture training?
Only if he sits on my lap and watches with me in embarrassment.
Just another dumb “class” everyone has to take
Spread the stupidity, spread the stupidity.
Forcing service members to participate in his humiliation fetish is not okay
This is the most publicly insecure man we’ve ever seen since….well, Elon Musk, I guess.
After Trump realizes he can also order *the entire US military* to watch his speech, he’s going to find a quick way to monetize it.
Fucking knew this whole thing as about him getting attention. What a big, mean, strong, respectable man he is! WOW! We’re all really impressed down here!
Like a little kid shouting, „Daddy, watch me.“
The cringe… the cringe….
The solution will be that the company clerks pass a „sign in sheet“ around every platoon formation.
Once they get the signatures, the clerks will say, „Mission Accomplished“ and no one will ever hear of this again.
Jesus fucking Christ. I work with a shitload of vets and they are all so incredibly embarrassed. Pete is an abominable disgrace to the office of SecDef.
Alright soldiers. This is a classic case on how you detect psychological weaknesses in others. Observe the overcompensatory gestures, words, and mannerisms, the internal flailing about trying desperately to mask their insecurities and imposter syndrome manifestations that they can never shake off. That is how you know you’re dealing with a non-entity, and the time to fight back is better sooner than later.
The guy has no charisma and nothing worthwhile to say, except that he demands unearned respect from all the people just doing their jobs every day.
Just what you’d expect when you appoint an ass-kissing, narcissist alcoholic to run a nation’s military.
Watch how the use of FAFO is now officially over because it is now too cringe.
so he thinks that speech was good? He doesn’t know that he looked like a cring jack ass?
Well, that’s a good way to have tens of thousands of junior enlisted folks mocking him on a daily basis.
Actual mass indoctrination sessions.
By a drunken dumbass.
It could be a scene in Idiocracy, if it only had wit.
A pedophile and an alcoholic are running the military. WTF
I turned it on and muted it. Order complied with.
I was in the military for 25 years. This will be the most pencil whipped “training” completed since pencils were invented.
A speech is not policy. There’s no legal orders being given. It’ll be played on loop on some internal TV channel and everyone will say they saw it.
Imagine having a hazardous duty job, where the majority get their actual orders from an NCO, and giving a shit about this speech…
Nothing about this speech is tough. The priority seems to be “looking good” and accepting literal hazing, which no one wants.
If anyone has forgotten what it looks like when a highly qualified and competent individual is in a role like this, here is the link to Biden’s Secretary of Defense:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd_Austin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd_Austin)
We’re being governed by the biggest fucking losers to ever walk the earth…
As a former service member let me assure him the mandatory videos were always well received and paid very close attention to. :I