Of course it was the French who put forward the law.
collosalvelocity on
Watch all the people who complain about vegans naming everything after meat complain about this!
Kit-Tobermory on
Apparently the EU Law will forbid the use of words like ’sausage‘ and ‚burger‘, as it is claimed this falsely implies meaty food rather than vegetarian/vegan. Their suggested replacements are tube or disc.
I don’t think a Greggs Vegan Tube Roll, or a Maccy Veggie-Disc will sell quite as well!
Palestine_Achtung on
Brexit.
Death by a thousand cu(*)ts for Irish unionists
scramblingrivet on
If we are doing this can we at least rename ‚oat drink‘ back to ‚oat milk‘
MoblandJordan on
What are they going to rename them as, though? Meatless sticks? Pussy fingers?
ODFoxtrotOscar on
Taken straight from the final Christmas special of Yes Minister and the Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube
Redingold on
Are they gonna rename artichoke hearts and heads of cabbage?
The next reasonable step from here, of course, is banning meat sausages in case the shape confuses people into thinking they’re cucumbers.
HaveYuHeardAboutCunt on
Is there A single normal human being that cares about vegan stuff using a similar name?
Loki-616 on
This is great, they need to come up with new names.
dospc on
I didn’t have Greggs getting firebombed by loyalist paramilitaries on my bingo card, but there we go.
Fellowes321 on
I thought Jim Hacker sorted this for us?
No more gelatinous offal tubes.
Appropriate-Dig-7080 on
As ridiculous as this is, it’s triggered be a rise in plant based alternatives and a rise in consumption of them. So I see it as a positive.
alfifbaggins on
I love how protective real sausage eaters get about names of vegan food. Vegans don’t care what it’s called, they’re generally just happy they’re able to eat something on the menu
Cats_oftheTundra on
Absolute joke. Sausage comes from vulgar Latin doesn’t it? Something spiced in a casing. Not necessarily meat.
D0wnInAlbion on
It was ridiculous decisions like this that fed the Daily Mail a steady stream of headlines for decades. Barmy bureaucrats of Brussels.
crappy_ninja on
It’s bullshit like this that makes me think Russia will win the war
Morteca on
With everything going on right now, this is what the EU puts time towards. Disappointing and unserious.
Disgruntled__Goat on
Brian Buttefield would be proud. Can’t wait for my non-meat cylinders!
Ochib on
So will the U.K. sausage have to be called the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube
Loud-Hovercraft-1285 on
Good. Always annoyed me that vegans always bitch about animal product being murdered, then call their alternatives by the meat name
r3xomega on
Next month, Hot Dogs no longer to be called Hot Dogs unless said Hot Dogs contain dog.
RecipeSpecialist2745 on
The idea of vegan is great, as an option. But it does correlate that everything „vegan“ is healthier or better for the environment. Some companies use the term or the ideology as a way to garner new clients, or hawk to others. Some of the ingredients are far from ethical, healthy or legitimate. In a consumer-driven society, it’s the con one must be on the lookout for.
BritanniaGlory on
Russian tanks pouring over Europe’s borders but look, protecting the meat industry from vegan products calling themselves „sausages“ is the real priority here.
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Of course it was the French who put forward the law.
Watch all the people who complain about vegans naming everything after meat complain about this!
Apparently the EU Law will forbid the use of words like ’sausage‘ and ‚burger‘, as it is claimed this falsely implies meaty food rather than vegetarian/vegan. Their suggested replacements are tube or disc.
I don’t think a Greggs Vegan Tube Roll, or a Maccy Veggie-Disc will sell quite as well!
Brexit.
Death by a thousand cu(*)ts for Irish unionists
If we are doing this can we at least rename ‚oat drink‘ back to ‚oat milk‘
What are they going to rename them as, though? Meatless sticks? Pussy fingers?
Taken straight from the final Christmas special of Yes Minister and the Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube
Are they gonna rename artichoke hearts and heads of cabbage?
The next reasonable step from here, of course, is banning meat sausages in case the shape confuses people into thinking they’re cucumbers.
Is there A single normal human being that cares about vegan stuff using a similar name?
This is great, they need to come up with new names.
I didn’t have Greggs getting firebombed by loyalist paramilitaries on my bingo card, but there we go.
I thought Jim Hacker sorted this for us?
No more gelatinous offal tubes.
As ridiculous as this is, it’s triggered be a rise in plant based alternatives and a rise in consumption of them. So I see it as a positive.
I love how protective real sausage eaters get about names of vegan food. Vegans don’t care what it’s called, they’re generally just happy they’re able to eat something on the menu
Absolute joke. Sausage comes from vulgar Latin doesn’t it? Something spiced in a casing. Not necessarily meat.
It was ridiculous decisions like this that fed the Daily Mail a steady stream of headlines for decades. Barmy bureaucrats of Brussels.
It’s bullshit like this that makes me think Russia will win the war
With everything going on right now, this is what the EU puts time towards. Disappointing and unserious.
Brian Buttefield would be proud. Can’t wait for my non-meat cylinders!
So will the U.K. sausage have to be called the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube
Good. Always annoyed me that vegans always bitch about animal product being murdered, then call their alternatives by the meat name
Next month, Hot Dogs no longer to be called Hot Dogs unless said Hot Dogs contain dog.
The idea of vegan is great, as an option. But it does correlate that everything „vegan“ is healthier or better for the environment. Some companies use the term or the ideology as a way to garner new clients, or hawk to others. Some of the ingredients are far from ethical, healthy or legitimate. In a consumer-driven society, it’s the con one must be on the lookout for.
Russian tanks pouring over Europe’s borders but look, protecting the meat industry from vegan products calling themselves „sausages“ is the real priority here.