Mike Johnson is getting ready for a career in comedy.
sugarlessdeathbear on
>Asked when her swearing-in will happen, Johnson said: “We’ll schedule it, I guess, whenever she wants. It has nothing to do with it.”
I could have sworn it could have been done before the shutdown, so this seems like a false statement by the Speaker.
Cobra-Lalalalalalala on
“I’m just an asshole with no respect for the democratic process.”
LouBiffo on
Yeah? I bet he’d be all over a beach front timeshare in Montana.
WritesAndPrivileges on
“It has nothing to do with that at all. We will swear her in when everybody gets back,” Johnson said in a Tuesday press conference.
Corrected quote:
“It has nothing to do with that at all. We will swear her in when everybody gets back *from the vacation that I called to avoid having to vote on a budget so that we can continue blaming democrats for keeping the government shut down*”
WritesAndPrivileges on
“We’ll schedule it, I guess, whenever she wants. It has nothing to do with it.”
Except she already told you when she wants it and then you closed Congress for a week to avoid having to do it.
ScottHoward1 on
“It has nothing to do with that”. So what does it have to do with?
HellaTroi on
As someone who claims to follow Jesus, he lies fluently.
Meet_James_Ensor on
Does invading random cities have anything to do with the Epstein files? Seems to be working to divert attention.
TintedApostle on
So what does it have to do with? Oh right the Epstein files.
FoxIndependent5789 on
Ironic that the guy who considers himself such a fine upstanding Christian has no problem lying through his teeth to protect someone who sexually abused children.
Im_gumby_damnit on
You’re just a lying piece of shit.
postconsumerwat on
It sounds like they are colluding with Russia again now.. little Johnson with nothing to do
killerkadugen on
Good– then just go ahead and release the unredacted ones
JoeFlabeetz on
Bullshit
AndreLinoge55 on
Morgan Freeman: They did in fact have everything to do with the Epstein files.
Listening_Stranger82 on
She needs to publicly request for it to be scheduled tomorrow morning then
FlaviusVespasian on
The fuck it isn’t. What a little jagoff. For a guy with a name that’s a colloquialism for a dick, he has no balls whatsoever. What a disgusting little shit of a man.
Adventurous_Test_296 on
Johnson’s a weasel, who’s refusal to perform all of his mandated routine duties have made me, a former Republican, and many like me, reconsider ever voting for another GOP candidate again. Just look at the state of Louisiana! His district alone is representative of the mess he is creating in the House.
DorkySchmorky on
I really, really, really want karma to come in heavy doses to the R party.
findingmike on
Make her a spokesperson for Democrats in Congress, so reporters can ask why she hasn’t been sworn in.
Also the swearing in is ceremonial, so she can just start working.
btribble on
Johnson has a tell (no joke): when he’s lying or stressed by what he’s saying, his cheeks flush. Watch just about any recent video of him and you can see it happen in real time. It’s pronounced.
rounder55 on
> We are in pro forma session because there is nothing for the House to do, the House has done its job,” Johnson said Tuesday.
> Two Florida Republicans were sworn in during a pro forma session earlier this year on April 2, the day after their special elections.
Why wasn’t the question phrased nothing the latter? Why are some reporters so bad? Of course it has everything to do with it
sayyyywhat on
Acting like she’s been stopping herself from being seated. This sniveling excuse for a human hates America.
whoisnotinmykitchen on
For a so-called Christian, Mike Johnson sure does lie a lot.
„What would Moses do?“/s
TOkidd on
Why can’t the Dems just swear her in themselves and seat her. If the other side no longer plays by the rules, why do the Dems continue to try and reason with them.
This is Calvinball democracy, so the Demos better figure it out or the entire world is going down in flames.
ProdigalSheep on
What does Jesus think about lying, I wonder?
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Mike Johnson is getting ready for a career in comedy.
>Asked when her swearing-in will happen, Johnson said: “We’ll schedule it, I guess, whenever she wants. It has nothing to do with it.”
I could have sworn it could have been done before the shutdown, so this seems like a false statement by the Speaker.
“I’m just an asshole with no respect for the democratic process.”
Yeah? I bet he’d be all over a beach front timeshare in Montana.
“It has nothing to do with that at all. We will swear her in when everybody gets back,” Johnson said in a Tuesday press conference.
Corrected quote:
“It has nothing to do with that at all. We will swear her in when everybody gets back *from the vacation that I called to avoid having to vote on a budget so that we can continue blaming democrats for keeping the government shut down*”
“We’ll schedule it, I guess, whenever she wants. It has nothing to do with it.”
Except she already told you when she wants it and then you closed Congress for a week to avoid having to do it.
“It has nothing to do with that”. So what does it have to do with?
As someone who claims to follow Jesus, he lies fluently.
Does invading random cities have anything to do with the Epstein files? Seems to be working to divert attention.
So what does it have to do with? Oh right the Epstein files.
Ironic that the guy who considers himself such a fine upstanding Christian has no problem lying through his teeth to protect someone who sexually abused children.
You’re just a lying piece of shit.
It sounds like they are colluding with Russia again now.. little Johnson with nothing to do
Good– then just go ahead and release the unredacted ones
Bullshit
Morgan Freeman: They did in fact have everything to do with the Epstein files.
She needs to publicly request for it to be scheduled tomorrow morning then
The fuck it isn’t. What a little jagoff. For a guy with a name that’s a colloquialism for a dick, he has no balls whatsoever. What a disgusting little shit of a man.
Johnson’s a weasel, who’s refusal to perform all of his mandated routine duties have made me, a former Republican, and many like me, reconsider ever voting for another GOP candidate again. Just look at the state of Louisiana! His district alone is representative of the mess he is creating in the House.
I really, really, really want karma to come in heavy doses to the R party.
Make her a spokesperson for Democrats in Congress, so reporters can ask why she hasn’t been sworn in.
Also the swearing in is ceremonial, so she can just start working.
Johnson has a tell (no joke): when he’s lying or stressed by what he’s saying, his cheeks flush. Watch just about any recent video of him and you can see it happen in real time. It’s pronounced.
> We are in pro forma session because there is nothing for the House to do, the House has done its job,” Johnson said Tuesday.
> Two Florida Republicans were sworn in during a pro forma session earlier this year on April 2, the day after their special elections.
Why wasn’t the question phrased nothing the latter? Why are some reporters so bad? Of course it has everything to do with it
Acting like she’s been stopping herself from being seated. This sniveling excuse for a human hates America.
For a so-called Christian, Mike Johnson sure does lie a lot.
„What would Moses do?“/s
Why can’t the Dems just swear her in themselves and seat her. If the other side no longer plays by the rules, why do the Dems continue to try and reason with them.
This is Calvinball democracy, so the Demos better figure it out or the entire world is going down in flames.
What does Jesus think about lying, I wonder?