it’s daily mail, so I should downvote, but it’s another russian falling from a high window…
Rich_Cranberry1976 on
how clumsy
people please be careful around windows they seem dangerous
damojr on
>Russian police are investigating the death of the latest prominent figure to fall to his death from a window
I bet they are… just not very hard.
yama1291 on
Another victim of poor Russian building codes. The Kremlin should really get around to fixing those. It’s a hazard.
MysteriousDatabase68 on
This is the reality some of our elites want for us.
Thank Republicans. :/
Icudoit on
That seems to happen a lot in Russia.
Southbird85 on
(*Dj Khaled voice sample*) ANOTHUH ONE!
TonkaHeroDreamCake on
They should really consider updating their building codes… It seems to happen so often there… Strange…
EarlyJuggernaut7091 on
In Mother Russia, windows don’t open for fresh air. They open to give you new views. Some people get a view of the sky. Some people… get a view of the pavement. It’s all part of the experience.
News at одиннадцать
HAL9100 on
I do admire the attempt to sell these as a regular accident that ever happens to anyone
Venturis_Ventis on
KGB operatives seem to have a weird defenestration fetish
OliverHopper on
Putin heard that song “It’s raining Men” and really went all the way with it
dextercho83 on
Turns out the window doesn’t even open from the inside and the only way to fall out of it is to run at it full speed and smash your body into it
Flowa-Powa on
Oops, must of slipped, right?
Hot-Sea855 on
They so lack imagination.
5TP1090G_FC on
He went out for a smoke, and unfortunately the wind kicked up. Nothing surprising or suspicious
DrawChrisDraw on
I don’t suppose living in a windowless basement would have helped gaurd against this kind of “accident”
jmn555 on
Russia is pushing for Defenestration to be an Olympic sport.
BaronEclectic on
I feel sympathy for the man and his family. But I also automatically snorted at the headline. They do stick to what they love.
Little-Carpenter4443 on
de·fen·es·tra·tion/dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/*noun*formal
1. The action of throwing someone out of a window.
GabeDef on
Was this person anti-Putin?
CrocodileFile on
de·fen·es·tra·tion
/dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/
noun FORMAL
1. the action of throwing someone out of a window.
TheLamestUsername on
*let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor*
Too soon?
Obvious_wombat on
Pravda translates to Truth. Trump’s Rag is called Truth Social. Coincidence? Hmm.
lizkbyer on
Damn gravity
SnoopsBadunkadunk on
This has happened so much that the gallows-humor jokes about it aren’t funny anymore, and that’s just another sad thing about it now.
RupsjeNooitgenoeg on
Why always from a window? Why do they never die in car accidents where their brakes suddenly dont work, or succumb from serious food poisoning. FSB is getting lazy.
Yurple_RS on
I don’t know how things are in Russia, but I’ve ran 100s of suicides as a first responder in a western country. Only 2 of them involved leaping to their death from a high place. One was a construction worker whose girlfriend had just broken up with him (jumped from the 12th story) , the other was a person released too early from a mental health hospital (jumped from a bridge and got run over).
Most people choose the easy, less painful way (pills, gun, hanging, etc) rather than becoming pavement jelly. It’s just not a normal thing to do. This dude is 87 and has access to numerous medications that can be fatal if taken in relative higher than normal doses. He was diagnosed with heart failure decades ago, which tells me furosemide, and beta blockers. Most humans would choose the simple way out, not a window…
InterestingPlenty454 on
Oh great, another one
humboldt77 on
You’d think Russians would stop standing near windows, all things considered…
chopsuirak on
Self inflicted defenestration
tomgratz on
Gravity is apparently stronger in Russia.
dont_shoot_jr on
Defenestration
Let’s use the magic of the English language, folks
DoubleBroadSwords on
They should start closing their windows…
Confirm_Nor_Deny on
It would double suck to fall out a window for real while in Russia.
NoLingonberry2831 on
Shocking!
Prudent_Ad2321 on
I always just imagine Russia to be like Star Wars. Lots of platforms with absolutely no hand rails or fall protection
Obliviontoad on
Ah. High Altitude Sickness. Sad really.
WaffleHouseGladiator on
For those keeping score at home, this makes 19 falls and 85 total suspicious deaths of prominent Russians.
Khamvom on
They’re not even trying to hide it anymore at this point lol
eulynn34 on
At this point, if you’re going into a tall building in Russia without a parachute, you’re kind of asking for it
rnotyalc on
What did he say about Putin?
BayBandit1 on
We should export an OSHA team over there to evaluate window design and construction. This has been happening much too frequently over the past couple of decades. That, and find the cause of all those random bullets that continually find their way into dissidents.
CharcoalGreyWolf on
Truth.
Neither_Amoeba_5002 on
Too much master debating with Pootin. Very fucktangular.
iotashan on
You would think they would have better hotel window regulations in Russia, given all of the people that keep falling from them
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it’s daily mail, so I should downvote, but it’s another russian falling from a high window…
how clumsy
people please be careful around windows they seem dangerous
>Russian police are investigating the death of the latest prominent figure to fall to his death from a window
I bet they are… just not very hard.
Another victim of poor Russian building codes. The Kremlin should really get around to fixing those. It’s a hazard.
This is the reality some of our elites want for us.
Thank Republicans. :/
That seems to happen a lot in Russia.
(*Dj Khaled voice sample*) ANOTHUH ONE!
They should really consider updating their building codes… It seems to happen so often there… Strange…
In Mother Russia, windows don’t open for fresh air. They open to give you new views. Some people get a view of the sky. Some people… get a view of the pavement. It’s all part of the experience.
News at одиннадцать
I do admire the attempt to sell these as a regular accident that ever happens to anyone
KGB operatives seem to have a weird defenestration fetish
Putin heard that song “It’s raining Men” and really went all the way with it
Turns out the window doesn’t even open from the inside and the only way to fall out of it is to run at it full speed and smash your body into it
Oops, must of slipped, right?
They so lack imagination.
He went out for a smoke, and unfortunately the wind kicked up. Nothing surprising or suspicious
I don’t suppose living in a windowless basement would have helped gaurd against this kind of “accident”
Russia is pushing for Defenestration to be an Olympic sport.
I feel sympathy for the man and his family. But I also automatically snorted at the headline. They do stick to what they love.
de·fen·es·tra·tion/dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/*noun*formal
1. The action of throwing someone out of a window.
Was this person anti-Putin?
de·fen·es·tra·tion
/dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/
noun FORMAL
1. the action of throwing someone out of a window.
*let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor*
Too soon?
Pravda translates to Truth. Trump’s Rag is called Truth Social. Coincidence? Hmm.
Damn gravity
This has happened so much that the gallows-humor jokes about it aren’t funny anymore, and that’s just another sad thing about it now.
Why always from a window? Why do they never die in car accidents where their brakes suddenly dont work, or succumb from serious food poisoning. FSB is getting lazy.
I don’t know how things are in Russia, but I’ve ran 100s of suicides as a first responder in a western country. Only 2 of them involved leaping to their death from a high place. One was a construction worker whose girlfriend had just broken up with him (jumped from the 12th story) , the other was a person released too early from a mental health hospital (jumped from a bridge and got run over).
Most people choose the easy, less painful way (pills, gun, hanging, etc) rather than becoming pavement jelly. It’s just not a normal thing to do. This dude is 87 and has access to numerous medications that can be fatal if taken in relative higher than normal doses. He was diagnosed with heart failure decades ago, which tells me furosemide, and beta blockers. Most humans would choose the simple way out, not a window…
Oh great, another one
You’d think Russians would stop standing near windows, all things considered…
Self inflicted defenestration
Gravity is apparently stronger in Russia.
Defenestration
Let’s use the magic of the English language, folks
They should start closing their windows…
It would double suck to fall out a window for real while in Russia.
Shocking!
I always just imagine Russia to be like Star Wars. Lots of platforms with absolutely no hand rails or fall protection
Ah. High Altitude Sickness. Sad really.
For those keeping score at home, this makes 19 falls and 85 total suspicious deaths of prominent Russians.
They’re not even trying to hide it anymore at this point lol
At this point, if you’re going into a tall building in Russia without a parachute, you’re kind of asking for it
What did he say about Putin?
We should export an OSHA team over there to evaluate window design and construction. This has been happening much too frequently over the past couple of decades. That, and find the cause of all those random bullets that continually find their way into dissidents.
Truth.
Too much master debating with Pootin. Very fucktangular.
You would think they would have better hotel window regulations in Russia, given all of the people that keep falling from them