I’m so sick of this timeline. How is this real life?
OptimalSelections on
What the fuck did I just read
Subliminal_Kiddo on
„Nazi porn“ really undersells it. He was running a pornographic blog while roleplaying as a submissive Black man into raceplay (this included using a racial slur in his username). A lot of the porn wasn’t even Nazi themed, it was just young jock-y white guys.
There was one image that I’m surprised hasn’t gotten called out more, it’s a young military type guy pooping in a public restroom, it’s clear from the angle that whoever took the photograph was doing so from underneath the stall without his knowledge.
Vast_Breadfruit_162 on
Nazi Porn Scandal
New band name….Called it!
meTspysball on
Counterpoint: Would you rather run against the Republican that has a Nazi porn habit we know about, or the Republican that is capable of hiding his Nazi porn habit?
def_indiff on
Misleading headline. It’s a Nazi *gay* porn scandal.
HighScorsese on
What in the hell is “nazi porn”? Does it star Joesph Gobbles and Hind Prick Himmler and include such films as “Ava Rides the Rommelhorse”?
DeeEmceeFoor on
So a gay MAGA Republican has a Nazi porn fetish? Is that what I’m reading here? The fuck???
Metaldoughboy20 on
Nazi porn? well republicans are the new Nazis, so this checks out.
RichChocolateDevil on
I remember when Nazi porn scandal wouldn’t just end the race, but would be near impossible to ever dig out of that. Now, I feel like this guy is going to win.
banksy_h8r on
> Reid also characterized the attacks as part of a broader effort to purge him because he is gay. “What happened today is another coordinated assassination attempt against me to force the first openly gay candidate off of a Virginia statewide ticket,” he said. “It’s shameful, and I won’t back down.”
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> But his place on the Republican ticket has always been fraught. Reid is running alongside gubernatorial nominee and current lieutenant governor, Winsome Earle-Sears, who has described homosexuality as an “immoral lifestyle choice.”
So the Republican ticket in Virginia is a white gay man with a Nazi fetish and an African-American woman who is opposed to gay rights. How exciting!
michaelseverson on
I have heard all of those words but never in THAT order….
BIGoleICEBERG on
Funny how this keeps happening to the same party.
spqrnbb on
He’s still gonna get 40% of the vote.
Adventurous-Goal478 on
Jesus Christ, Republican men are completely incapable of controlling themselves.
definitelynotacop222 on
What a headline. Even for 2025.
voodoodahl on
So, I guess in this porn you do see the nazis coming?
wedidedit on
„Nazi morning scandal“?!
Fucking EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!
Educational-Stop8741 on
Not again!?!? Didn’t we just have this in NC? Now again with porn and nazis?
Quirky-Shape8677 on
Let him stay, let the republicans embrace him, let them show America what their horrid party truly represents.
fake-name-here1 on
To be fair, “fuck nazis” is a little ambiguous. Am I supposed to fuck Nazis or not?
Meotwister on
*Another* East coast Republican Nazi porn scandal? We barely touched the first one!
apoca1ypse12 on
this is the 3rd porn/child sex abuse scandal/indictments ive seen against a republican today. these people are sick and needs to be exposed.
Mediumish_Trashpanda on
The Onion can’t make up more absurd titles that this
Pleaseappeaseme on
Oh my what did I just I just read here. This is similar to that Robinson guy in North Carolina.
hobokobo1028 on
lolz
Meanwhile in Wisconsin, a Republican candidate for governor is dropping out over a transgender porn scandal.
KrookedDoesStuff on
Republicans are gonna rally around it this Nazi, because he’s just like them
BoyMeetsTurd on
I’m sorry, the *what* scandal?
Infidel8 on
Republicans torn between their hate of gays and their love of Nazism.
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in *what* scandal lmao
I do not wish to know what Nazi porn is.
Well, that’s certainly a headline that is no longer surprising in the least.
Remember how we complained that the writers were getting lazy at how absurd the scandals were?
We fired them and are just using ChatGPT now
Didn’t know nazi porn was a thing but its very on brand for the modern republican party.
It’s probably just an hour loop of Elmo throwing a sieg heil on stage with „we’re not gonna take it“ dubbed over the sound.
/s
When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to hear about this today.
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Conservatives ~~have~~ ***are*** a sexual predator / pedophile problem
* As of 2025-09-04, there are [1425 documented conservative predators, abusers, and enablers](https://www.dailykos.com/users/cajsalilliehook)
* No seriously, [67.4% of politicians involved in a sex crime against a child are Republicans](https://www.whoismakingnews.com/) ([Archive](https://archive.ph/6R6yW))
* Pedocon theory: [„this is the inevitable result of the conservative project“](https://www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-talk-about-pedocon-theory/) ([Archive](https://archive.ph/9O1OG))
* „Conservatives pose as the nation’s protectors of children“ but [are weak on scandals concerning its own rank-and-file](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/04/from-hastert-to-gaetz-lets-talk-about-republicans-and-sex-crimes.html) ([archive](https://archive.ph/Yoo8m))
* [„Nothing is more stunning than having ’serial child molester‘ and ’speaker of the House‘ in the same sentence.“](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/dennis-hastert-sentencing.html) ([Archive](https://archive.ph/gALGe))
* Republicans „protect“ Child Marriage
* Less for allowing young couples to elope it’s more about [protecting statutory rapists by allowing them to marry their victims](https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-make-case-child-marriage-1786476) ([archive](https://archive.ph/i4TH1))
* It’s about [locking in (mostly) girls into coercive marriages when they are a „ripe, fertile age“](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/republican-lawmakers-child-marriage-abortion-1235018777/) ([archive](https://archive.ph/P24sB))
* [Young women 16-19 experience domestic violence at a rate three times the national average](https://www.tahirih.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/FINAL-12.12.18-Tahirih-Child-Marriage-Backgrounder_publisher-version-3.pdf) ([archive](https://archive.ph/ocLif))
* Utah State [Senator changes law to protect relative from being punished for raping a 13 year old](https://www.newsweek.com/gop-senator-child-rape-law-utah-j-stuart-adams-2109138) ([archive](https://archive.ph/IgyST))
I’m so sick of this timeline. How is this real life?
What the fuck did I just read
„Nazi porn“ really undersells it. He was running a pornographic blog while roleplaying as a submissive Black man into raceplay (this included using a racial slur in his username). A lot of the porn wasn’t even Nazi themed, it was just young jock-y white guys.
There was one image that I’m surprised hasn’t gotten called out more, it’s a young military type guy pooping in a public restroom, it’s clear from the angle that whoever took the photograph was doing so from underneath the stall without his knowledge.
Nazi Porn Scandal
New band name….Called it!
Counterpoint: Would you rather run against the Republican that has a Nazi porn habit we know about, or the Republican that is capable of hiding his Nazi porn habit?
Misleading headline. It’s a Nazi *gay* porn scandal.
What in the hell is “nazi porn”? Does it star Joesph Gobbles and Hind Prick Himmler and include such films as “Ava Rides the Rommelhorse”?
So a gay MAGA Republican has a Nazi porn fetish? Is that what I’m reading here? The fuck???
Nazi porn? well republicans are the new Nazis, so this checks out.
I remember when Nazi porn scandal wouldn’t just end the race, but would be near impossible to ever dig out of that. Now, I feel like this guy is going to win.
> Reid also characterized the attacks as part of a broader effort to purge him because he is gay. “What happened today is another coordinated assassination attempt against me to force the first openly gay candidate off of a Virginia statewide ticket,” he said. “It’s shameful, and I won’t back down.”
…
> But his place on the Republican ticket has always been fraught. Reid is running alongside gubernatorial nominee and current lieutenant governor, Winsome Earle-Sears, who has described homosexuality as an “immoral lifestyle choice.”
So the Republican ticket in Virginia is a white gay man with a Nazi fetish and an African-American woman who is opposed to gay rights. How exciting!
I have heard all of those words but never in THAT order….
Funny how this keeps happening to the same party.
He’s still gonna get 40% of the vote.
Jesus Christ, Republican men are completely incapable of controlling themselves.
What a headline. Even for 2025.
So, I guess in this porn you do see the nazis coming?
„Nazi morning scandal“?!
Fucking EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!
Not again!?!? Didn’t we just have this in NC? Now again with porn and nazis?
Let him stay, let the republicans embrace him, let them show America what their horrid party truly represents.
To be fair, “fuck nazis” is a little ambiguous. Am I supposed to fuck Nazis or not?
*Another* East coast Republican Nazi porn scandal? We barely touched the first one!
this is the 3rd porn/child sex abuse scandal/indictments ive seen against a republican today. these people are sick and needs to be exposed.
The Onion can’t make up more absurd titles that this
Oh my what did I just I just read here. This is similar to that Robinson guy in North Carolina.
lolz
Meanwhile in Wisconsin, a Republican candidate for governor is dropping out over a transgender porn scandal.
Republicans are gonna rally around it this Nazi, because he’s just like them
I’m sorry, the *what* scandal?
Republicans torn between their hate of gays and their love of Nazism.