Die Zwiebel machte einen absolut unhöflichen Jeffrey Epstein -Mockumentary

In a world where hallowed news organizations transform [into conservative mouthpieces](https://www.npr.org/2025/07/02/nx-s1-5454790/cbs-settlement-trump-60-minutes-harris-interview-analysis#:~:text=CBS%20bends%20to%20Trump's%20power%20with%20$16%20million%20settlement%20:%20NPR&text=CBS%20bends%20to%20Trump's%20power%20with%20$16%20million%20settlement%20With,to%20bow%20to%20his%20power.) and ​milquetoast late-night jokes are grounds for [suspension](https://www.wired.com/story/brendan-carr-isnt-going-to-stop-until-someone-makes-him/), satirical headlines from the Onion can feel [closer to real life](https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/) than parody.

Now the site is taking on one of the most taboo subjects of all—disgraced sex offender and financier Jeffrey Epstein—in mockumentary form.

*Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile* is a 20-minute satire that’s half biopic, half true crime, and 100 percent dumb (complimentary). It launches in theaters in New York City, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, and San Francisco for one day only on October 2; after that it will be available online.

Onion CEO Ben Collins says his writers decided to go big on Epstein once Donald Trump started acting “dodgy” when fielding questions about Epstein this summer. They pulled it together in six weeks.

“There’s this big gap where information should be,” Collins says. They thought “it would be very funny to fill it with complete fucking nonsense.”

Read more and watch the trailer here: [https://www.wired.com/story/the-onion-made-an-absolutely-unhinged-jeffrey-epstein-mockumentary/](https://www.wired.com/story/the-onion-made-an-absolutely-unhinged-jeffrey-epstein-mockumentary/)

Sane times we are living in