Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
reddittorbrigade on
Imagine if it was an elevator.
backpackwayne on
How do you get „stuck?“ A broken escalator automatically becomes stairs.
steve_ample on
A bit apropos as his entry into presidential politics started with the astroturfed event of awkwardly coming down an escalator.
humyn on
“An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg
GuyMakesDrawings on
Did he just stand there for an hour?
WiredPiano on
Weight limit breached.
PlethoraOfPinatass on
I’m NOT obese!!
dblan9 on
My lord, this man would complain about the straggler curly fries at the bottom of the bag.
HENMAN79 on
Surprised a man in a Red hat didn’t carry his ass up the stairs
Apprehensive-Soup764 on
Those ankles can’t climb.
tiny_galaxies on
> During a fiery and hectoring speech, Trump told the global body “all I got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle.“
Old man yells at clouds
Skraelings on
So, stairs then.
TheStapler666 on
If he climbs the stairs the load in his Pull-ups will get all squidgy
Pikelets_for_tea on
The maintenance team is probably in ICE custody.
Titan3692 on
So it’s actually the shithole USA with the broken escalators? 😂
Swimming_Fortune6044 on
Orange fatass is too good to walk up a flight of stairs apparently.
YesterShill on
How do you get stuck on an escalator?
Any-Reputation3639 on
Apparently bullshit goes down, but not up.
mjconver on
And Macron had to walk blocks of city streets to get there.
Empathetic_Mustang on
Of course he did. I’m sure he believes the members of the UN General Assembly perform all of the elevator maintenance.
we_are_sex_bobomb on
Omg you guys, this escalator is ANTIFA! It must be prosecuted for crimes immediately! It’s guilty as hell!
BenNitzevet on
Whoever pushed the button just at the right time deserves a prize.
Blew_away on
Saying Melanie “could’ve fallen if she wasn’t in better shape” when we all know if anyone was going down it’d be him so completely insane
TR_abc_246 on
They are both at the bottom and the one right next to them is working but instead of backing down a couple of steps that super high IQ Melania just started walking up them and dumbo followed. They were literally less than 5 steps away from a working escalator. Why isn’t anyone talking about this fact?
Gradstudentiquette69 on
Fat bitch
Isotope_Soap on
I don’t think it was a coincidence. Between the escalator and the teleprompter, someone was having all too much fun with that buffoon. Well played and I salute you sir or madam 👏👏
Senorpuddin on
So it became stairs?
LegitimatelisedSoil on
> „all got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle. If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would have fallen, but she’s in great shape.“ He continued „This is these are two things got from the United Nations, a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you very much. And by the way, it’s working now.“
As someone who is fat and not in particularly good shape, I’d heavily argue that if you can’t walk up a flight of stairs (Excluding Hongyancun Station and st Petersburg) then you probably shouldn’t be considered fit for office like maybe don’t allow pensioners that won’t live to see the next decade to run the world.
Mountainenthusiast2 on
He’s really making a small inconvenience a big deal lol This happens, you just finish walking up or down. What a big snowflake.
zeentoK on
You can’t get “stuck” on an escalator.
Pokerhobo on
I watched the video, seems highly unlikely it broke just as he got on. More likely a silent protest which I approve.
Chief_Rollie on
This is the single greatest tragedy to ever happen to a conservative the month of September 2025.
TheYellows on
You know what they say, even a broken escalator is stairs twice a day.
Dorkseid1687 on
If he wasn’t such an evil piece of shit , I’d feel bad about laughing at how pathetic he is .
But fuck him
TheFutureMrGittes on
Fatso Don had to strain his buttered up heart to climb stairs. Also, he’s too stupid to be able to remember the basics of his speech, so he rambles on like the dottering old man that he is.
slackfrop on
Stuck on an escalator is a hilarious concept.
Flaky-Jim on
I bet that little bit of exercise had him sweating out McDonalds grease for hours.
Noodly_Appendage_24 on
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see and Escalator Temporarily Out of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” – Mitch Hedberg
Choice-Pudding-1892 on
Oh, for fucks sake, they didn’t get stuck, all they had to do was climb it like the stairs it became once it stopped being an escalator.
BriefFisherman8771 on
Stairs… they got stuck on stairs… your strongman got stuck on stairs MAGA…………
bookon on
„The stairs stopped. The moving stairs as I call them, I invented that term, moving stairs because that’s what they are… and they stopped, no one has seen anything like it, the stopped stairs, so everyone panicked. They were saying ‚help me I am stuck‘ but I said these stairs can’t stop me and I started moving instead. No one could believe it, they said ‚my favorite president‘ moving the stairs, on the stairs, I moved on them. No one has ever seen anything like it. Moving on the stairs.“
Postsnobills on
Obama would have taken the stairs.
AngledLuffa on
It’ll never cease to amaze me that this ten ply, thin skinned little bitch is who half the country reveres as the ultimate alpha male
notyourstranger on
He is such a small person.
He went to the UN and all he got out of it was an opportunity to whine about personal inconveniences and brag about his trophy wife’s body.
It’s the United Nations – it’s the largest international organization built to promote international peace and co-operation in the world.
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Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Imagine if it was an elevator.
How do you get „stuck?“ A broken escalator automatically becomes stairs.
A bit apropos as his entry into presidential politics started with the astroturfed event of awkwardly coming down an escalator.
“An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg
Did he just stand there for an hour?
Weight limit breached.
I’m NOT obese!!
My lord, this man would complain about the straggler curly fries at the bottom of the bag.
Surprised a man in a Red hat didn’t carry his ass up the stairs
Those ankles can’t climb.
> During a fiery and hectoring speech, Trump told the global body “all I got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle.“
Old man yells at clouds
So, stairs then.
If he climbs the stairs the load in his Pull-ups will get all squidgy
The maintenance team is probably in ICE custody.
So it’s actually the shithole USA with the broken escalators? 😂
Orange fatass is too good to walk up a flight of stairs apparently.
How do you get stuck on an escalator?
Apparently bullshit goes down, but not up.
And Macron had to walk blocks of city streets to get there.
Of course he did. I’m sure he believes the members of the UN General Assembly perform all of the elevator maintenance.
Omg you guys, this escalator is ANTIFA! It must be prosecuted for crimes immediately! It’s guilty as hell!
Whoever pushed the button just at the right time deserves a prize.
Saying Melanie “could’ve fallen if she wasn’t in better shape” when we all know if anyone was going down it’d be him so completely insane
They are both at the bottom and the one right next to them is working but instead of backing down a couple of steps that super high IQ Melania just started walking up them and dumbo followed. They were literally less than 5 steps away from a working escalator. Why isn’t anyone talking about this fact?
Fat bitch
I don’t think it was a coincidence. Between the escalator and the teleprompter, someone was having all too much fun with that buffoon. Well played and I salute you sir or madam 👏👏
So it became stairs?
> „all got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle. If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would have fallen, but she’s in great shape.“ He continued „This is these are two things got from the United Nations, a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you very much. And by the way, it’s working now.“
As someone who is fat and not in particularly good shape, I’d heavily argue that if you can’t walk up a flight of stairs (Excluding Hongyancun Station and st Petersburg) then you probably shouldn’t be considered fit for office like maybe don’t allow pensioners that won’t live to see the next decade to run the world.
He’s really making a small inconvenience a big deal lol This happens, you just finish walking up or down. What a big snowflake.
You can’t get “stuck” on an escalator.
I watched the video, seems highly unlikely it broke just as he got on. More likely a silent protest which I approve.
This is the single greatest tragedy to ever happen to a conservative the month of September 2025.
You know what they say, even a broken escalator is stairs twice a day.
If he wasn’t such an evil piece of shit , I’d feel bad about laughing at how pathetic he is .
But fuck him
Fatso Don had to strain his buttered up heart to climb stairs. Also, he’s too stupid to be able to remember the basics of his speech, so he rambles on like the dottering old man that he is.
Stuck on an escalator is a hilarious concept.
I bet that little bit of exercise had him sweating out McDonalds grease for hours.
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see and Escalator Temporarily Out of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” – Mitch Hedberg
Oh, for fucks sake, they didn’t get stuck, all they had to do was climb it like the stairs it became once it stopped being an escalator.
Stairs… they got stuck on stairs… your strongman got stuck on stairs MAGA…………
„The stairs stopped. The moving stairs as I call them, I invented that term, moving stairs because that’s what they are… and they stopped, no one has seen anything like it, the stopped stairs, so everyone panicked. They were saying ‚help me I am stuck‘ but I said these stairs can’t stop me and I started moving instead. No one could believe it, they said ‚my favorite president‘ moving the stairs, on the stairs, I moved on them. No one has ever seen anything like it. Moving on the stairs.“
Obama would have taken the stairs.
It’ll never cease to amaze me that this ten ply, thin skinned little bitch is who half the country reveres as the ultimate alpha male
He is such a small person.
He went to the UN and all he got out of it was an opportunity to whine about personal inconveniences and brag about his trophy wife’s body.
It’s the United Nations – it’s the largest international organization built to promote international peace and co-operation in the world.
He could have taken the opportunity to apologize PROFUSELY to South Korea and anybody else who has taken an economic risk in the US. „47“ is not just passively destroying the US by being stupid, he’s actively destroying billion dollar investments in the US – you did hear about the [wind farm in New England](https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/us-halt-wind-project-defies-explanation-new-england-officials-say-2025-08-25/) he stopped – costing the company who’s building it millions in loses every day.
Whiniest bitch that ever lived.
“Fatass complains about stairs, more at 10!”
How do you get stuck on an escalator? Just walk???