Kim Nordkoreas neckt „geheime Waffen“, um militärischen Sprung zu erreichen
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-kim-jong-un-teases-secret-weapons-lauds-military-programs-2133653?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=reddit_influencers
Kim Nordkoreas neckt „geheime Waffen“, um militärischen Sprung zu erreichen
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-kim-jong-un-teases-secret-weapons-lauds-military-programs-2133653?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=reddit_influencers
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Do these secret weapons utilise the invisible instant teleportation skills his dad supposedly had? Seems like that’d be really useful in the arms industry.
Please don’t let it be sharks with frickin‘ laser beams attached to their heads.
Maybe Russia gave them a nuclear reactor for one of their submarines? They have shown to have VLS capability.
It’s a board with a nail in it.
Roller skates, his secret weapon is roller skates
Am I the only one thinking hypersonics?
„We have a submarine so unsinkable it cannot be submerged in any liquid. It is quite literally impossible for it to descend beneath the surface of the sea.
I have also personally developed a stealth fighter so impossible to detect you did not know, until this moment, it is here in the room with me. It’s here in my left hand. No, it weighs as much as a normal jet. In fact, it might weigh more. I’m simply very, very strong.“
Maybe North Korea is doing mobile suits…that’s be neat.
Russians set up drone factories in North Korea and Kim is keeping half the production for himself?
like Hitler, Wunderwaffen – buddy Putin almost broke in desperate need of
Unless it’s genetically modified super soldiers I don’t give a shit
They captured a UFO
Would be a pity if you would use all the money to the benefit of your citizens
Yes, the glorious empire that [accidentally overturned its newest warship during launch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_North_Korean_destroyer_launch_accident) just a few months ago has achieved a ‚military leap‘. We’ll keep waiting.
It’s actually a boat that can submerge
Porn. It’s always porn. Their soldiers will fight so much harder.
Launching your citizens at vehicles with a trebuchet is neither secret nor an effective weapon.
Shaheds
They’ve attached North Korean made GPS and cameras to their poop baloons. This has increased accuracy by 10%
Is the secret weapon bees?
The chubby boy showing off imaginary new toys.
Is it 4 bullets so that their soldiers can actually train to fight a war?
>When it came to weapons training — on a North Korean version of the AK-47 — there was very little shooting because bullets were „strictly controlled,“ Lee said.
>“So the first year of my military service, I was only able to shoot three bullets,“ he said.
https://www.businessinsider.com/former-north-korea-soldier-defector-describes-training-ammo-shortages-pay-2025-1
Is it a rooted 1978 Taito Space Invaders arcade machine?
Pew Pew blip blip
NK discovers the Webway
Bring it. The Wolverines are ready.
They are made of nothing.
It’s most likely drone technology. Despite the failures of PooTin’s three day special needs operation, Russia has developed a sizable lead in drone technology compared to the rest of the world, with the notable exception of Ukraine.
The problem for Axis of Evil 2.0 is that Ukraine will emerge as the world leader in drone technology and will be selling it to the highest bidders. That will include South Korea, much to the chagrin of Kim Jong-Un.
A corn flakes box with bottle rockets scotch taped to it will put them leaps and bounds above the last generation.
Isn’t this the country that dumped a new ship upside down in the ocean on launch?
I’m going to guess a jet or tank they claim has super technology because they put an ipad in it.
It’s drones copied from Iran and China
>“Your don’t know them, they go to a different school”
-North Korea
Probably something boring like Russian designed drones for overwhelming SK air defenses. NK has been pretending that an invasion from SK led by the US is imminent for nearly 70 years at this point.
The plumbus