„Unfortunately couldn’t miss the ground“, Putin says.
Alleandros on
Someone just watched Scarface.
soylentgreenishere on
Why on earth would anyone want to live there? It’s too bad for people stuck in that kleptocracy joke of a country
EastHillWill on
Ah yes, another victim of the mysterious putinitis
Lostinthestarscape on
„Mysterious“ – jeez, call Scoob and the Gang, I think we gotta banger for them to figure out here!
falilth on
why be so evasive around it? we all know and have heard how dangerous having windows are in Russia is.
TheOneReborn2021 on
Not really much of a mystery.
Uberslaughter on
American oligarchs better be careful implementing Russian-style kleptocracy here – their Russian counterparts tend to meet some unfortunate fates, especially around windows.
NightmareSystem on
putin need money for his stupid war, if you dont pay you die
Mouselope on
Are they trying to fly, but keep forgetting to miss the ground? Perhaps a towel over the head or something surprising to assist in missing?
Select_Ingenuity_146 on
If you are Russian I think it might be good practise not to rise to CEO level.
Just stay 1-2 levels below and you might not die …
GotchaPresident on
Fell down from high height. Nothing crazy 😁
alpastoor on
I hope American CEOs are paying attention and stop kissing the ring of this administration that’s clearly trying to emulate Putin’s style of governing
SuggestionOrnery6938 on
Do many people kill themselves with rifles? He surely could afford a pistol.
lateavatar on
Wasn’t Putin putting together a succession planning? He makes a list of people who could take over at some point and then just murders them all.
Dyrogitory on
The old Deceleration Trauma cause of death.
pistoffcynic on
I’ll take Russian helicopters for $100 Alex.
doubleBoTftw on
It’s ok, they have a bonus for „dangerous work conditions“ in their salary, like those lobster fishermen we saw in „Deadliest catch“.
someoldguyon_reddit on
Another dead CEO. Hmm.
NewHumbug on
Window ! Window ! Window !!!
Odd_Onion_1591 on
It’s hard to believe that America capitalism wants the same fate for itself. Money does indeed blind even those who are at the top.
Bag_of_DIcksss on
„mysterious“
A_Child_of_Adam on
What did this one do?
MalFido on
Yes, „mysterious.“
Ranger_242 on
How long before US CEOs realize this is their future?
Kruxf on
Ohhh no!…
HipHobbes on
Is there some „code“ for these staged deaths? Like excessive corruption gets you thrown out of a window, disloyalty gets you the tea of death and underperformance a suicide?
fugreple on
Wow, that’s some intense news today. Stay safe out there!
shingster08 on
Let me guess.
Windows again right.
ikonoqlast on
Fell out of a window and landed on some bullets?
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He was thrown from a helicopter.
So its basically still a windowish strategy here.
Decopterrated.
„Unfortunately couldn’t miss the ground“, Putin says.
Someone just watched Scarface.
Why on earth would anyone want to live there? It’s too bad for people stuck in that kleptocracy joke of a country
Ah yes, another victim of the mysterious putinitis
„Mysterious“ – jeez, call Scoob and the Gang, I think we gotta banger for them to figure out here!
why be so evasive around it? we all know and have heard how dangerous having windows are in Russia is.
Not really much of a mystery.
American oligarchs better be careful implementing Russian-style kleptocracy here – their Russian counterparts tend to meet some unfortunate fates, especially around windows.
putin need money for his stupid war, if you dont pay you die
Are they trying to fly, but keep forgetting to miss the ground? Perhaps a towel over the head or something surprising to assist in missing?
If you are Russian I think it might be good practise not to rise to CEO level.
Just stay 1-2 levels below and you might not die …
Fell down from high height. Nothing crazy 😁
I hope American CEOs are paying attention and stop kissing the ring of this administration that’s clearly trying to emulate Putin’s style of governing
Do many people kill themselves with rifles? He surely could afford a pistol.
Wasn’t Putin putting together a succession planning? He makes a list of people who could take over at some point and then just murders them all.
The old Deceleration Trauma cause of death.
I’ll take Russian helicopters for $100 Alex.
It’s ok, they have a bonus for „dangerous work conditions“ in their salary, like those lobster fishermen we saw in „Deadliest catch“.
Another dead CEO. Hmm.
Window ! Window ! Window !!!
It’s hard to believe that America capitalism wants the same fate for itself. Money does indeed blind even those who are at the top.
„mysterious“
What did this one do?
Yes, „mysterious.“
How long before US CEOs realize this is their future?
Ohhh no!…
Is there some „code“ for these staged deaths? Like excessive corruption gets you thrown out of a window, disloyalty gets you the tea of death and underperformance a suicide?
Wow, that’s some intense news today. Stay safe out there!
Let me guess.
Windows again right.
Fell out of a window and landed on some bullets?