Ich war nie ein Mitglied der IBM

I was, back in the 80’s. Had to use RPG.

(Note, RPG 3 was an old mainframe reporting language)

I always avoided any *User Defined Function* on the AS400s

But there was always *User Datagram Protocol* hiding in the network

You’ll never get fired for buying IBM.

…but you might get blown up for selling them out.