Abendkasse: ‚Conjuring: Last Rites‘ überholt ‚It‘ als größte Horrorfilmöffnung mit 194 Millionen Dollar weltweit

I don’t know why anyone goes to watch these movies. Outside of the Warrens being proven bullshit artists, the movies themselves pretty much suck and follow a cookie cutter format that couldn’t be more boring. At this point, I’m pretty sure I know the plot without seeing it.

-Happy family with sentimental moments

-Things start moving on their own. One or more family members question it, but not dad!

-Spooky shit happens to dad, dad calls a priest

-Priest is like “this some spooky shit, I can’t help, here’s some people who can”

-Ed and Lorraine Warren enter, they *know this ghost,* they’ve *seen this demon before!* It’s THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON EVARRRRR

-Warrens do a ghost hunt, and it seems successful

-And then! DUN DUN DUN someone ruins the progress of the ghost hunt, probably a kid, and now their life’s in danger!

-Lorraine saves the family last minute, and seals away the evil forever, as only they know how!

-Maybe Annabelle doll appearance