Die Reaktion der Menschheit auf mögliche globale Katastrophen aus einem seltsamen interstellaren Objekt, das 40 km breit mit einer sehr verdächtigen Flugbahn sein könnte
Die Reaktion der Menschheit auf mögliche globale Katastrophen aus einem seltsamen interstellaren Objekt, das 40 km breit mit einer sehr verdächtigen Flugbahn sein könnte
The interstellar object could hit me. So could a bus, a stray bullet, lightning, cancer…
kerlin219 on
Don’t look up
kevben831 on
What’s to worry about? Legit question
Practical-Damage-659 on
Worrying won’t make groceries any damn cheaper
da_ick on
What am i meant to do, put my hands out and hope the other solar system bowled it underarm?
Realistic_Mess_2690 on
Well if it’s big enough to be a cataclysmic event there’s not much we can do about it.
Buckle up and kiss your arse good bye.
OUonlyfearsGod on
These “reports” happen all the time. Numbing us.
im_buhwheat on
The sky is falling!!!
6thcoin on
So long, thanks for the fish.
chavonski on
Best reaction ever
phillyman276 on
Getting y’all ready for blue beam. Aliens aren’t real it’ll be projections meant to unite the world into a one world government
GerthySchIongMeat on
Pretend it was guaranteed to hit us, you’re talking about a planet killer.
This is much larger than what KILLED THE DINOSAURS and were far more fragile.
Maaaaybe trying to divert it could work but we don’t really have the tech for that yet. The closest viable option we have in such a small window is launching nukes at it and either detonating far away to hopefully push the rock or blow it apart. It would still likely end in horrific consequences.
Not really anything we can do as we see this “thing” come through town.
APx_22 on
All you can do really. This is my mood 24/7
awisemanonceredd on
Don’t worry, I’m going to shoot it when it gets closer
jacobn28 on
Cool. End it God, I triple dog dare you.
yesterdays_laundry on
we’re going to be fine.
pogopogo890 on
Apophis?
mybigfoots on
Adding ‘big space rock’ to the list of reasons why I drink.
Cool_Cartographer_39 on
I’m waiting for 10/29/2025. If this thing makes a squirrelly slingshot around the sun things are gonna get *very* interesting
The43Peculiarity on
Don’t look up.
highaltitudehmsteadr on
Dogs can’t look up
stickonion on
We pretty much welcome it at this point
RickityCricket69 on
they’d lie to us until it was way too late anyway.
ProvocativeHotTakes on
We have been through enough “certain doomsday” dates to not blink at “possible doomsday”
joebojax on
It’s going to pass by the far side of the sun from us. Close by space standards but still very far away.
safetaco on
Be nice if it hits on a Sunday evening so we don’t have to get up for work the next day. Gonna be pissed if it arrives at 5:00 pm Friday. Total BS
zedisdead1986 on
I just know that every time I start believing in an end-of-the-world scenario, I end up disappointed.
DonutMcJones on
Word on the street is that it’s going to trigger some conscious expanding ramalama ding dong shite.
Unclesaltyjowls on
Thank god.
MarkGaboda on
Should we cry instead?
CaptainJL on
I mean if a 40km object were on an intercept trajectory with us there’s basically nothing we can do about it. Even our method of throwing something at it real fast (see: DART) isn’t going to work with something that big.
Also, what 40km object are we referring to here? 3I/Atlas is estimated at about 3KM last I checked.
rkeys72148 on
As long as they keep making me pay my bills on time I done can’t be worrying bout it
EvilSporkOfDeath on
Everything I’ve read from people smarter and more knowledgeable than me suggests its almost 100% a comet and almost 100% not going anywhere close enough to earth to be concerned.
What am I missing? Why do people think this is different? Its not the first interstellar object, nor is it the first to have a trajectory relatively near.
TheProcessCult on
That’s my plan. Barbeque the day before, drinks and cigars during with my primary and sidearm on me while watching the show. The fuck else can I do?
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Got bigger things to worry about mate
And what is it that „humanity“ can do about it?
The interstellar object could hit me. So could a bus, a stray bullet, lightning, cancer…
Don’t look up
What’s to worry about? Legit question
Worrying won’t make groceries any damn cheaper
What am i meant to do, put my hands out and hope the other solar system bowled it underarm?
Well if it’s big enough to be a cataclysmic event there’s not much we can do about it.
Buckle up and kiss your arse good bye.
These “reports” happen all the time. Numbing us.
The sky is falling!!!
So long, thanks for the fish.
Best reaction ever
Getting y’all ready for blue beam. Aliens aren’t real it’ll be projections meant to unite the world into a one world government
Pretend it was guaranteed to hit us, you’re talking about a planet killer.
This is much larger than what KILLED THE DINOSAURS and were far more fragile.
Maaaaybe trying to divert it could work but we don’t really have the tech for that yet. The closest viable option we have in such a small window is launching nukes at it and either detonating far away to hopefully push the rock or blow it apart. It would still likely end in horrific consequences.
Not really anything we can do as we see this “thing” come through town.
All you can do really. This is my mood 24/7
Don’t worry, I’m going to shoot it when it gets closer
Cool. End it God, I triple dog dare you.
we’re going to be fine.
Apophis?
Adding ‘big space rock’ to the list of reasons why I drink.
I’m waiting for 10/29/2025. If this thing makes a squirrelly slingshot around the sun things are gonna get *very* interesting
Don’t look up.
Dogs can’t look up
We pretty much welcome it at this point
they’d lie to us until it was way too late anyway.
We have been through enough “certain doomsday” dates to not blink at “possible doomsday”
It’s going to pass by the far side of the sun from us. Close by space standards but still very far away.
Be nice if it hits on a Sunday evening so we don’t have to get up for work the next day. Gonna be pissed if it arrives at 5:00 pm Friday. Total BS
I just know that every time I start believing in an end-of-the-world scenario, I end up disappointed.
Word on the street is that it’s going to trigger some conscious expanding ramalama ding dong shite.
Thank god.
Should we cry instead?
I mean if a 40km object were on an intercept trajectory with us there’s basically nothing we can do about it. Even our method of throwing something at it real fast (see: DART) isn’t going to work with something that big.
Also, what 40km object are we referring to here? 3I/Atlas is estimated at about 3KM last I checked.
As long as they keep making me pay my bills on time I done can’t be worrying bout it
Everything I’ve read from people smarter and more knowledgeable than me suggests its almost 100% a comet and almost 100% not going anywhere close enough to earth to be concerned.
What am I missing? Why do people think this is different? Its not the first interstellar object, nor is it the first to have a trajectory relatively near.
That’s my plan. Barbeque the day before, drinks and cigars during with my primary and sidearm on me while watching the show. The fuck else can I do?