Das Makro hinter diesem Gedanken stammt aus einer Synthese von drei verwandten Konzepten:
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Darmflora -Defizite verursachen Nebenwirkungen
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Essen des wörtlichen Arsches als Methode zur Normalisierung der Darmflora und zur Heilung von Autismus
Scheint kugelsicher.
Von finna_get_banned
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They Americans don’t call it ass-burgers for nothing
In thee hospital special enzymes from known good sources are introduced to patients whom have none of the good bacteria So 2 merrit stamps you get
SS: the national institute of health indicates that autism spectrum disorder is caused by a deficient gut flora microbiome and could be remedied through feces transfer.
Feces transfer is a euphemism for eating ass.
Conversely there is a counter conspiracy in which eating people’s ass introduces ***competing*** gut micro biome flora in which there would end up being a ***cause*** for autism spectral disorder through the extinction of different competing microbiome agents.
And finally, the meta conspiracy: if you were part of the billionaire class wouldn’t it be funny if you tricked everybody in the proletariat class into eating ass and it made them autistic? And part of the trick is indicating that eating ass might cure autism. So that no matter what you do, you’re eating ass and getting more autistic. It’s a real knee slapper.
[Every chart looks like this, I chose a median one](https://tacanow.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/press_release_2023_prevalence_c.jpg)
Lmmfao! So..basically a poor person’s poop transplant?
An ass eating conspiracy? I’m here for it.
It`s a bacterial paradise, either way, on this petri-dish hellhole of a planet
Amoebautisticompromised Immune Syndrome
Someone call Pfizer to save the day!
You could just eat more yogurt. But if ass is your thing, I’m not here to kink shame.
Internet porn is the reason for the sudden boom of bootyhole munching🫡
Brilliant.
That’s certainly ONE theory 🤣
You’re almost there.
[Fecal transplants](https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10017995) are actually pretty damn effective at reducing autism symptoms.