I’m sure he did. Don’t doubt that at all. I also don’t doubt that Putin told him to go fuck himself.
Bolter_NL on
Putin: no
Trump: ok
*end of conversation*
MistakeNot__ on
„But Russia is willing to do it, and I think China is going to be willing to do it.“
Ahahahahahah
Witty-Cow2407 on
Trump: Putin, have you ever considered disarming Russia’s nukes?
Putin: No
Trump next day: I talked with Putin about Russia’s nuclear disarmament.
VideoGenie on
I also discussed moving our mother-in-law out the house, but some things stay as a dream
The_Frozen_Inferno on
You were right master, negotiations *were* short
AKBonesaw on
Trump: daddy?
Putin: nyet.
snakedoct0r on
In your dreams orangie.
Nugget_MacChicken on
The Onion has become reality.
anders_hansson on
I hope that Trump is fully aware that neither Russia nor the US will engage in „denuclearization“. I also hope that people in general understand that.
anotherblog on
Can’t un-fry that egg I’m afraid
briareus08 on
Fucking LOL.
C’mon Trump, what else?
Bitmugger on
Trump brought it up and Putin laughed and laughed and laughed
TinyTarget on
Ok sure Donnie, but you first…
One-Bird-8961 on
Latest news! Trump convinces Russia to disarm all nuclear weapons. Trump is also receiving the nobel prize for ending the 2nd world war.
BaneOfMyLife on
Putin: you first
TACO: OK!
RednevaL on
“Hey Pootie if you use all of your Nukes at the same time, perhaps in Ukraine, that’s nuclear disarmament, right? I’d really love to get that Nobel Peace Prize. Hey, maybe we could even share it as long as you don’t leak the Epstein Files.”
thebarkbarkwoof on
We’ll see in two weeks
WuTangKillerKnees on
Trump: Hey you ever consider?
Putin: Niet keep sucking.
ferrets4ever on
And said to Putin – hey Vlad if your tech is getting a bit old I’ll share ours.
Jumping-Gazelle on
*– I am two weak. „maga“?*
Syintist on
Lololololol. Ok
Early-Fan-35 on
fuck trump
TheBalzy on
Which means Putin discussed the US nuclear disarmament.
LordAlfrey on
This was the same meeting where they flew bombers overhead as Putin came off the plane, same bombers that recently bombed Iran to prevent them getting nukes?
PretendFly8491 on
Ba ha ha ha ha!
PretendFly8491 on
What about the Rusher America Super Cyber Crime Team? Is that still happening?
FilthyUsedThrowaway on
He discussed the U.S. giving up its nuclear weapons while Russia is developing new nuclear weapons.
I say, if Trump wants to give up nukes, he should give some to Ukraine. After all we tricked them into giving up their nukes and lied to them that we would defend them against a Russian invasion.
ShinyToyHuman on
No he didn’t. Release the files.
Little_Buffalo on
lol
For fucks sake, this is getting ridiculous.
killerkadugen on
Trump: „We’ll do it if you’ll do it–we’ll go first.“
Putin: „Ok.“
aldorn on
Theu could both decrease by 2000 warheads and still hold there positions in the power struggle. Absurd that so many warheads exist. This would open the door to approach the other holders to also make decrease.
MonkeyAlpha on
Did he hand over the nuclear codes?
RLewis8888 on
Trump: How about you get rid of all your nuclear weapons and stop attacking every country around you?
Putin: Instead of that, how about a signed photo of the both of us you can display in your office?
Trump: Deal!
Lonely-Abalone-5104 on
Hahaha that was a good laugh
Tebasaki on
And I discussed being a superhero with my cat.
maxREO on
That’s a funny one
Winnipeg_Dad on
Things that never happened.
lpkzach92 on
No he didn’t
Wineandbikes on
Is this disarmament in the room with him now???
Dungong on
I discussed winning the lottery with the ticket guy
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Suuuuure!
I’m sure he did. Don’t doubt that at all. I also don’t doubt that Putin told him to go fuck himself.
Putin: no
Trump: ok
*end of conversation*
„But Russia is willing to do it, and I think China is going to be willing to do it.“
Ahahahahahah
Trump: Putin, have you ever considered disarming Russia’s nukes?
Putin: No
Trump next day: I talked with Putin about Russia’s nuclear disarmament.
I also discussed moving our mother-in-law out the house, but some things stay as a dream
You were right master, negotiations *were* short
Trump: daddy?
Putin: nyet.
In your dreams orangie.
The Onion has become reality.
I hope that Trump is fully aware that neither Russia nor the US will engage in „denuclearization“. I also hope that people in general understand that.
Can’t un-fry that egg I’m afraid
Fucking LOL.
C’mon Trump, what else?
Trump brought it up and Putin laughed and laughed and laughed
Ok sure Donnie, but you first…
Latest news! Trump convinces Russia to disarm all nuclear weapons. Trump is also receiving the nobel prize for ending the 2nd world war.
Putin: you first
TACO: OK!
“Hey Pootie if you use all of your Nukes at the same time, perhaps in Ukraine, that’s nuclear disarmament, right? I’d really love to get that Nobel Peace Prize. Hey, maybe we could even share it as long as you don’t leak the Epstein Files.”
We’ll see in two weeks
Trump: Hey you ever consider?
Putin: Niet keep sucking.
And said to Putin – hey Vlad if your tech is getting a bit old I’ll share ours.
*– I am two weak. „maga“?*
Lololololol. Ok
fuck trump
Which means Putin discussed the US nuclear disarmament.
This was the same meeting where they flew bombers overhead as Putin came off the plane, same bombers that recently bombed Iran to prevent them getting nukes?
Ba ha ha ha ha!
What about the Rusher America Super Cyber Crime Team? Is that still happening?
He discussed the U.S. giving up its nuclear weapons while Russia is developing new nuclear weapons.
I say, if Trump wants to give up nukes, he should give some to Ukraine. After all we tricked them into giving up their nukes and lied to them that we would defend them against a Russian invasion.
No he didn’t. Release the files.
lol
For fucks sake, this is getting ridiculous.
Trump: „We’ll do it if you’ll do it–we’ll go first.“
Putin: „Ok.“
Theu could both decrease by 2000 warheads and still hold there positions in the power struggle. Absurd that so many warheads exist. This would open the door to approach the other holders to also make decrease.
Did he hand over the nuclear codes?
Trump: How about you get rid of all your nuclear weapons and stop attacking every country around you?
Putin: Instead of that, how about a signed photo of the both of us you can display in your office?
Trump: Deal!
Hahaha that was a good laugh
And I discussed being a superhero with my cat.
That’s a funny one
Things that never happened.
No he didn’t
Is this disarmament in the room with him now???
I discussed winning the lottery with the ticket guy