> „I’m going up this crummy little street, which is pretty skinny,“ Spade continued. „And there’s two cars behind me. I don’t even notice. They’re kind of on my ass. I’m like, ‚Oh s‑‑‑.‘ It’s pitch-black up there. It’s a perfect place for carjacking [or a] robbery.“ Spade then pulled over before he reached his driveway, retrieving his pepper spray and hoping the vehicle would pass him.
> However, „They pull up next to me and stopped,“ he said. „Five guys in a car. And I got my window cracked.“ What do they say to him? „Hey, can you sign a bunch of s‑‑‑? We got all this stuff. We got some Funkos.“ Spade told them to „get the f‑‑‑ out of here.“
> „They followed me from the Improv, two cars,“ he added. „They almost got sprayed. And then I went into my driveway. I was kind of nervous now. I go, if they come behind me, I’m gonna get the gun. Just show it to him like, ‚Hey, this is for real. Now you’re in my house. You can’t do this.'“
> The comedian stressed that the men weren’t fans, but rather people in the business of obtaining autographs for profit. „They’re not really fans. I love fans, but we talked about this before, it’s not fans,“ Spade said. „It’s a business. They followed me all the way home. That’s even scarier.“
Heel_Worker982 on
I hate to say it, but stories like this are why expensive gated communities exist.
Everythings_thesame on
How much can you really profit over a David Spade autograph?
7th__chamber on
Autograph hounds and resellers are the absolute worst. No respect for people or sense of boundaries. Just a relentless pursuit for autographs to put on eBay.
SorcererSupremPizza on
Im not surprised David owns a gun after what hes been through
Cross_Eyed_Hustler on
Never pull your gun to show someone something..
Please Dave..
Swayze_train_exp on
David Grohl did it the best, told anyone asking that he will only sign stuff for kids asking, then he runs away lol. I would get a security guard instead of a gun, some are also licensed to carry.
That’s a bummer. I think those laws are unfair to the famous.
*But you still walked around the Patagonia store in Tahoe, dropping clothes on the floor, Farley’s brother looking embarrassed. When you complained they didn’t fit, the reply was „Maybe you should try the children’s section.“*
nixno00 on
No one cares about his autograph, this screams ‘pay attention to me again!’
blindreefer on
I got my picture taken with him at a company event. Bless the photographer who framed it so you could see him standing on his tippy toes
LibrarianNo6865 on
You really need to reevaluate your life if youre following David spade for an autograph in 2025.
FreeNumber49 on
I don’t get it. There’s a market for autographs of David Spade?
SignificanceFun265 on
“Oh my god I need an illegible scribble from a famous person so I can feel happy.”
thethingisman on
Are these professional autograph seekers in the room with us now Mr. Spade?
green49285 on
I would never assume he’s lying, & I love spade, as km sure that many do. But….another one? Come on, spade. Feel like we’re being Morton Downey jr’d
Battystearsinrain on
Things that never happened. Nice try Dirt!
carlitospig on
Wait, people still give a shit about autographs?
panamaquina on
Who the fuck needs his autograph that bad? lmaooo
Indarezzfosho on
Lol „Listen to fly on the wall with David Spade and Dana Carvey“
Neceon on
Plot twist: They were looking for Adam Sandler.
85Films on
I’m pretty sure if you ask him for any autograph, he owes YOU money
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> „I’m going up this crummy little street, which is pretty skinny,“ Spade continued. „And there’s two cars behind me. I don’t even notice. They’re kind of on my ass. I’m like, ‚Oh s‑‑‑.‘ It’s pitch-black up there. It’s a perfect place for carjacking [or a] robbery.“ Spade then pulled over before he reached his driveway, retrieving his pepper spray and hoping the vehicle would pass him.
> However, „They pull up next to me and stopped,“ he said. „Five guys in a car. And I got my window cracked.“ What do they say to him? „Hey, can you sign a bunch of s‑‑‑? We got all this stuff. We got some Funkos.“ Spade told them to „get the f‑‑‑ out of here.“
> „They followed me from the Improv, two cars,“ he added. „They almost got sprayed. And then I went into my driveway. I was kind of nervous now. I go, if they come behind me, I’m gonna get the gun. Just show it to him like, ‚Hey, this is for real. Now you’re in my house. You can’t do this.'“
> The comedian stressed that the men weren’t fans, but rather people in the business of obtaining autographs for profit. „They’re not really fans. I love fans, but we talked about this before, it’s not fans,“ Spade said. „It’s a business. They followed me all the way home. That’s even scarier.“
I hate to say it, but stories like this are why expensive gated communities exist.
How much can you really profit over a David Spade autograph?
Autograph hounds and resellers are the absolute worst. No respect for people or sense of boundaries. Just a relentless pursuit for autographs to put on eBay.
Im not surprised David owns a gun after what hes been through
Never pull your gun to show someone something..
Please Dave..
David Grohl did it the best, told anyone asking that he will only sign stuff for kids asking, then he runs away lol. I would get a security guard instead of a gun, some are also licensed to carry.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rE6OsKKEAVM?si=MWHJaQv-XbetCD33
That’s a bummer. I think those laws are unfair to the famous.
*But you still walked around the Patagonia store in Tahoe, dropping clothes on the floor, Farley’s brother looking embarrassed. When you complained they didn’t fit, the reply was „Maybe you should try the children’s section.“*
No one cares about his autograph, this screams ‘pay attention to me again!’
I got my picture taken with him at a company event. Bless the photographer who framed it so you could see him standing on his tippy toes
You really need to reevaluate your life if youre following David spade for an autograph in 2025.
I don’t get it. There’s a market for autographs of David Spade?
“Oh my god I need an illegible scribble from a famous person so I can feel happy.”
Are these professional autograph seekers in the room with us now Mr. Spade?
I would never assume he’s lying, & I love spade, as km sure that many do. But….another one? Come on, spade. Feel like we’re being Morton Downey jr’d
Things that never happened. Nice try Dirt!
Wait, people still give a shit about autographs?
Who the fuck needs his autograph that bad? lmaooo
Lol „Listen to fly on the wall with David Spade and Dana Carvey“
Plot twist: They were looking for Adam Sandler.
I’m pretty sure if you ask him for any autograph, he owes YOU money