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    1. ChiGuy6124 on

      „Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had to hear just how much Washington, D.C., hates them as they attempted a friendly photo-op with Donald Trump’s federal forces Wednesday.“

      „As Vance, Hegseth, and White House deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller walked through Washington’s Union Station, surrounded by a gaggle of photographers and guards, it was immediately clear that they were unwelcome there.“

      “Oh look, it’s [couch-fucker](https://newrepublic.com/post/184418/man-creator-jd-vance-couch-sex-explains)!” one person [shouted](https://x.com/ArthurDelaneyHP/status/1958206024239747565) in a video shared to X by HuffPost reporter Arthur Delaney. “You gonna fuck a couch, buddy?”

      „The shouting built to a crescendo, becoming difficult to make out the jeers of individual onlookers. But one sentiment was clear: “Go fuck a couch JD Vance!” the first heckler shouted.“

      „Vance then ended the question session, clearly irritated.“

      „In fact, a recent [Washington Post-Schar School](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/08/20/dc-poll-trump-crime-police/) poll found that 65 percent of [D.C. residents](https://newrepublic.com/post/199326/poll-washington-dc-residents-donald-trump-occupation) did not think that Trump’s deployment of the National Guard would make the city safer.“

      „As Vance glad-handed National Guard troops, [chants](https://x.com/BulwarkOnline/status/1958214426684694670) of “Free D.C.” could be heard in the background.“

    2. Historical_Bend_2629 on

      People minimize Vance. He is an opportunist and bright. Rubio has a shot, too, unless his conscience gets the better of him.

      Both are broken by the cult.

    3. MajorAstronaut7970 on

      You know even Miller and Hesgeth were loving the couch fucker lines (not that they aren’t even worse than Vance ultimately, but these asshats all probably hate each other too)

    5. Mean_Rule9823 on

      Can someone explain this whole couch humping thing to me.. why do people call him that.
      Educate me please 🙏 and thank you

    6. ChiGuy6124 on

      „Hippies“ and „communists“: Trump team dismisses blowback to D.C. takeover“

      „[Trump](https://www.axios.com/politics-policy/donald-trump) administration officials, surrounded by Shake Shack burgers, scorned protests against the [federal takeover](https://www.axios.com/2025/08/19/trump-dc-crime-crackdown-arrests-neighborhood) of D.C. during a Wednesday press conference meant to celebrate National Guard troops.“

       „And by the way most of the citizens that live in Washington D.C. are Black,“ Miller said. „This is not a city that has had any safety for its Black citizens for generations.“

      Miller went on to call protesters „elderly white hippies.“

      „The voices that you hear out there, those crazy communists, they have no roots, they have no connection to the city,“ Miller said. „They have no families that they’re raising in the city.“

      „Reality check: Black residents represented just more than 40% of the D.C. population, [according](https://data.census.gov/profile/District_of_Columbia?g=040XX00US11&utm_source=chatgpt.com#race-and-ethnicity) to U.S. Census figures.“

      [https://www.axios.com/2025/08/20/trump-vance-miller-dc-national-guard](https://www.axios.com/2025/08/20/trump-vance-miller-dc-national-guard)

    7. no_kids-and-3_money on

      My favorite part: “Vance then ended the question session, clearly irritated.”

      That means it’s having an effect. God bless them, especially hecklers #1 and #2. We may not know your names, but you’ve done more to fight the administration than the minority leaders in Congress.

    9. OriginalCDub on

      These fuckers should never know a minute of peace again in their miserable lives.

    11. rt590 on

      Making unhinged political speeches surrounded by the military that they sent to our streets. Pathetic.

      Miller claimed none of the protesters had any connection to DC. He just makes shit up and is so hateful.

    13. FuelForYourFire on

      Hmm. Are we _sure_ they weren’t actually whispering „thankyouthankyouthankyou“ under their breath???

    15. Due-Egg4743 on

      Juvenile as hell but hilarious that someone would yell that out in front of him.

    16. RetiredHotBitch on

      Lock up yo’couches, lock up yo’lazy boys, cause he’s humping everything out here!

    17. TheBatemanFlex on

      Listen. If you don’t want to be called a couch fucker, you shouldn’t participate in a fascist takeover after fucking couches.

    19. Van-garde on

      Vance’s sudden prominence in mainstream media, paired with the force-feeding of the ‘Trump is unwell’ ledes, makes me wonder if we’ll soon witness the first ‘Presidential retirement.’

      Guessing Trump isn’t enjoying being forced into working, and would like to take on even more of a ‘mascot’ role.

      Meanwhile, Vance is wishing to have his chance, as there’s almost no way he wins an election, given his bitchy charisma, couch fuckability, and the absolute absence of weight held by his speech. He’s closer in age to the cabinet too.

      Don’t really see many MAGA knobs vehemently supporting good ol’ JD Vance, so Trump will need to remain nearby for the anti-social allure.

    20. trogloherb on

      My sincere hope is that after this administration, everyone affiliated with it is black listed and never employed again.

      Fuck all of these guys.

    22. bigedthebad on

      I know Trump chose this guy so there would be one guy in the world everyone knew who was a bigger buffoon than he is.

    23. Farts_constantly on

      I’m surprised nobody has launched a coffee at one of these assholes yet

    25. PolanetaryForotdds on

      Imagine the amount of spit this couch fucker has been digesting lately. Holy fuck.

    26. HonoredPeople on

      Look. What happens behind closed doors, with consent, between two items… is up to those items. Who are we to judge?!? Maybe that couch really loves Vance.

      Edit? – I’m not sure how old that couch was, but maybe it was over 18 years old? If not, then someone’s got some explaining to do!

    27. DrBoots on

      None of these ghoulish pricks should feel comfortable showing their rotten faces in public again. 

    28. wynnduffyisking on

      I believe it is very important that we as a society never forget that JD Vance is a couchfucker. #neverforget

    30. Historical_Bend_2629 on

      Get ready to fight Christian Nationalism. Fortunately/unfortunately they have neither logic nor compassion.

    32. grumpymcelbows25 on

      I love how this administration is just as stupid and incompetent as the last time, but no one has the balls to actually stop all the evil shit.

    37. Unoriginal- on

      1 petty insult

      Or

      Dismantling the United States piece by piece as we know it

    39. whichwitch9 on

      Im cackling. Man, that sound carried across the station. Vance would have to be deaf not to hear it

    41. CheerleaderOnDrugs on

      In Hegseth’s case, they were shouting „Boo-Oooze!“ to the DUI hire.

    42. Malfeitor1 on

      I think we just need to lean in to always calling him “Couch fucker” at all times. Imagine everywhere he goes, chants of “couch fucker!”

    43. LoudMutes on

      I was in DC today and saw a handful of guardsmen just standing around Metro Center, three on each side of the upper platform. They looked bored and were just leaning against the rails, not really doing anything. Pretty sure they were sweating bullets standing around the metro all day with full gear on.

      So glad they’re there though, I feel so much safer! /s

    45. Area51_Spurs on

      It looks like Stephen Miller put the heckler up to it in the photo. Hahaha

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