Trump, 79, sparks mehr gesundheitliche Bedenken mit Überraschung neuer „Himmel“ Erklärung
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sparks-more-health-concerns-with-surprise-heaven-declaration/
Trump, 79, sparks mehr gesundheitliche Bedenken mit Überraschung neuer „Himmel“ Erklärung
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sparks-more-health-concerns-with-surprise-heaven-declaration/
33 Kommentare
Straight to hell….and infamy.
I guarantee you neither heaven nor hell want this orange-colored shitgibbon on their roster.
Knock, knock, knocken on Heavens door 🚪
If he goes to heaven, Ill pass
**Matthew 19:24 KJV** And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Trump probably edited that part out of his Trump Gold Edition Bibles. Can’t let the rubes know *everything* Jesus was trying to teach.
> Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
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> “I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war. “If I can save 7,000 people a week from getting killed, that’s pretty good. I want to get to heaven if possible. I’m hearing [that] I’m not doing well. I hear I’m at the bottom of the totem pole. If I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
Maybe he read the bit where Jesus fed and healed people and took no money for it, and commanded his followers to do the same.
That pedo is going straight to hell. Wtf!
From his lips to Satan’s ears
Trump knows he ain’t going to heaven, and is just now realizing that death comes for us all.
If he’s in heaven I’m relocating to hell
The one thing he fears is growing infirm and dying. There is no amount of money that can eventually save him. He watched his father decline and it terrifies him. There were also reports that he was terrified when he got covid and had to be hospitalized due to difficulty breathing.
Of course it’s all about him, not the children whose lives he has destroyed, the families he has torn apart, or the hundreds of thousands who died due to his malicious ineptitude. He will never be brought to justice for the suffering he’s has wrought upon our country; I sincerely hope that what little capacity Trump has for introspection will haunt him for the short time he has left on earth.
Yeah, I imagine raping women and children would put you on the „bottom of the totem pole“, Trump should try to begin to redeem himself by doing *one* single fucking good thing in his life.
Honestly, I can’t think of a single redeeming quality or act he has done that wasn’t under court order.
I honestly don’t care where he goes as long as it’s away.
Trump worried about his immortal soul? Release the files and repent, sinner.
He ain’t going anywhere . He’s coming right back here again. Many cycles yet to go for that one.
Are the evangelicals going to point out to him that he is talking heresy? You cannot buy salvation with good works, even if you didn’t have a soul-searing track record of pure evil.
Thanks to South Park, we know what both Jesus and Satan already think of him. He’s already planning the lawsuit against Heaven.
With all the shit going down, I can sleep kinda well knowing that he likely feels like absolute garbage every night falling asleep and when waking up the next day.
I don’t believe that any afterlife is real whatsoever, but the void of nothingness is too good for this treasonous fuck.
Child rapists and child sex traffickers do not go to heaven.
Heaven is like Harvard. Trump and his people never stood a chance of getting in.
Cramming for the final exam.
This is one of the weirdest things he’s ever said.
“Hey guys please stop fighting so I can get into Heaven” is both the most outlandish and most Trump thing I’ve ever heard.
From the man who forced a 12 and a 13 year old to suck his cock. Fucking pedo.
The sad thing is that he thinks heaven is transactional. That was my biggest takeaway.
How many people has anybody else seen lead a life of being a bully and ignorant towards people,
Then when they feel the end nearing, they start repenting and really hiding behind religion?
Hypocrisy is best ignored on a pro-rata basis. Prayer punishment is a hoax!
Why change now…..desperation or reality finally starting to build a wall around your hopeless inhumanity?
Please hurry up and be excruciatingly painful.
I think the best way to get into heaven would to have not raped kids with Epstein.
Yeah you’re going to hell, kid fucker.
Hey Donnie I brokered a special deal but you gotta leave right now