They don’t need to Trump is the double agent here anyway.
Prune74 on
Why? Trump is working for Russia and would have passed on sensitive security material directly or via unsecure group chat.
walkin2it on
That meeting was about the videos and evidence that Putin holds on Trump.
Ukraine was a distraction.
Wild_Read9062 on
Dude… he was offering the coast of Alaska to Putin. He’s fully disabled intelligence collection on Russia and reduced our cybersecurity capabilities. You think he worries about what Putin knows?
CAM6913 on
Why bother looking for a mic, trump tells his master everything
Jealous_Following_38 on
Yeah…no need. They don’t even need a hidden mic. He just calls him and tells him everything.
KaliMau on
From the photo of Putin holding his nose in the car, I hope the secret service hung up an air fresher, too.
Leading_Grocery7342 on
Everyone in the comments knows he works for Russia. Why do the media and figures like Brennan indulge the conceit that he isn’t?
Esfahen on
Donald Trump IS THE MICROCHIP
Cold_Specialist_3656 on
The Presidential limo „the beast“ is one of the most secure locations in the country.
Why would you let one of US worst enemies take a ride around in it????
Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er on
Putin probably just handed it to Trump and said, „Keep this in your pocket.“
Successful_Sign_6991 on
Elon already plugged Putin directly in
Listening_Heads on
The same Secret Service that helped Trump create that farcical theatrical assassination? The same Secret Service that said they couldn’t secure that roof top because it was slightly slanted? They’re gonna outfox the KGB?
Crazy-Boysenberry452 on
I was kinda hoping vlad slipped Trump some cyanide, but that didn’t happen.
Elegant_Tap7937 on
You mean after collecting the schedules from the hotel public printer? Or leaking a Signal chat? There is no „secret“ service
TrailerParkFrench on
Guys of a certain age really don’t understand what a microchip is.
Pantarus on
Shiiiiiiiieeeeet.
They’ll be lucky if Trump isn’t the one slapping listening devices all over the situation room.
If all Russia is listening to is Trump, they’re just gonna get a lot of rambling complaining, the sounds of diet coke cans being opened, wet fart noises, and burping up said diet coke.
Prizem on
Probably swept it to make sure it was in place.
YouLittleSnowflake on
Why?
Trump and his wife BOTH answer to the same pimp
Itwasuntilitwasnt on
Trump probably put it in his suit pocket.
illuminerdi on
I hope they swept Trump’s tongue for all the microchips that he pulled out of Putin’s asshole.
Quasar_saurus_rex on
All that the EX KGB DUDE would have needed to do is reach in his pocket and stab some fancy thing into the leather seat and pull it out. Wouldn’t leave a mark and dumb fuck senile literal demented donnie would’ve been too busy fellating putin with all of his gusto and he never would’ve given it a second thought. Not like the Russians need surveillance on Cankle McTaco Tits anyways, he just gives them the intel for free like a good little asset
otisgoodboy on
So are we going to get the files or what?
Stayvein on
Like they even need to bug him. Just text him.
SeaTownKraken on
Us Americans are so not proud of any of this shit stain and what he’s doing….and yet, we’re not doing a whole lot to stop it.
We’re all just waiting for someone else. We’re all so overworked and can’t afford it right now.
I know, I’m in the same boat. But how long
birdlegs000 on
Not to worry. What are they going to hear? Trump bitching about „stolen“ election, transgender people, Biden, mail in voting, cankles, Nobel peace prize, fake golf championships, windmills, homeless, Rosie O’Donnell?
bprevatt on
A week after Trump hosted them in the Oval Office in his first term, they announced a major deep cleaning of the West Wing. What are the chances they dropped new “grain of sand” sized information collecting tech on that visit.
bubbasass on
Putin is hauling his literal shit back to Russia so the U.S. can’t analyze anything about him. Meanwhile team Trump is putting government devices on public wifi and discussing top secret matters over text
MuddVader on
Putin is smart, a psychopath, and also a trained agent of the KGB who worked in intelligence.
He shouldn’t have been allowed anywhere near anything sensitive at all in the US, nevermind the Toilet of The United States‘ transport vehicle.
Inevitable-Toe-6272 on
Putin doesn’t need to place any „chip*. Trump tells him everything already I am sure.
Bronzyroller on
They know trump works for Russia.
biggles86 on
Why bother? Trump just calls him up to chat away state secrets.
RoboJobot on
I doubt it, from the sounds of things they didn’t even sweep the hotel to check any confidential paperwork wasn’t left behind in the printers.
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They don’t need to Trump is the double agent here anyway.
Why? Trump is working for Russia and would have passed on sensitive security material directly or via unsecure group chat.
That meeting was about the videos and evidence that Putin holds on Trump.
Ukraine was a distraction.
Dude… he was offering the coast of Alaska to Putin. He’s fully disabled intelligence collection on Russia and reduced our cybersecurity capabilities. You think he worries about what Putin knows?
Why bother looking for a mic, trump tells his master everything
Yeah…no need. They don’t even need a hidden mic. He just calls him and tells him everything.
From the photo of Putin holding his nose in the car, I hope the secret service hung up an air fresher, too.
Everyone in the comments knows he works for Russia. Why do the media and figures like Brennan indulge the conceit that he isn’t?
Donald Trump IS THE MICROCHIP
The Presidential limo „the beast“ is one of the most secure locations in the country.
Why would you let one of US worst enemies take a ride around in it????
Putin probably just handed it to Trump and said, „Keep this in your pocket.“
Elon already plugged Putin directly in
The same Secret Service that helped Trump create that farcical theatrical assassination? The same Secret Service that said they couldn’t secure that roof top because it was slightly slanted? They’re gonna outfox the KGB?
I was kinda hoping vlad slipped Trump some cyanide, but that didn’t happen.
You mean after collecting the schedules from the hotel public printer? Or leaking a Signal chat? There is no „secret“ service
Guys of a certain age really don’t understand what a microchip is.
Shiiiiiiiieeeeet.
They’ll be lucky if Trump isn’t the one slapping listening devices all over the situation room.
If all Russia is listening to is Trump, they’re just gonna get a lot of rambling complaining, the sounds of diet coke cans being opened, wet fart noises, and burping up said diet coke.
Probably swept it to make sure it was in place.
Why?
Trump and his wife BOTH answer to the same pimp
Trump probably put it in his suit pocket.
I hope they swept Trump’s tongue for all the microchips that he pulled out of Putin’s asshole.
All that the EX KGB DUDE would have needed to do is reach in his pocket and stab some fancy thing into the leather seat and pull it out. Wouldn’t leave a mark and dumb fuck senile literal demented donnie would’ve been too busy fellating putin with all of his gusto and he never would’ve given it a second thought. Not like the Russians need surveillance on Cankle McTaco Tits anyways, he just gives them the intel for free like a good little asset
So are we going to get the files or what?
Like they even need to bug him. Just text him.
Us Americans are so not proud of any of this shit stain and what he’s doing….and yet, we’re not doing a whole lot to stop it.
We’re all just waiting for someone else. We’re all so overworked and can’t afford it right now.
I know, I’m in the same boat. But how long
Not to worry. What are they going to hear? Trump bitching about „stolen“ election, transgender people, Biden, mail in voting, cankles, Nobel peace prize, fake golf championships, windmills, homeless, Rosie O’Donnell?
A week after Trump hosted them in the Oval Office in his first term, they announced a major deep cleaning of the West Wing. What are the chances they dropped new “grain of sand” sized information collecting tech on that visit.
Putin is hauling his literal shit back to Russia so the U.S. can’t analyze anything about him. Meanwhile team Trump is putting government devices on public wifi and discussing top secret matters over text
Putin is smart, a psychopath, and also a trained agent of the KGB who worked in intelligence.
He shouldn’t have been allowed anywhere near anything sensitive at all in the US, nevermind the Toilet of The United States‘ transport vehicle.
Putin doesn’t need to place any „chip*. Trump tells him everything already I am sure.
They know trump works for Russia.
Why bother? Trump just calls him up to chat away state secrets.
I doubt it, from the sounds of things they didn’t even sweep the hotel to check any confidential paperwork wasn’t left behind in the printers.