More like JD “knows Trump rapes kids and doesn’t care” Vance
Afraid_Inevitable738 on
„Just dance vance“
Saved you a click
JimmyRamone17_ on
More nicknames please, we should have several on hand for every stooge in this regime.
temporarycreature on
SYAC:
> California Governor Gavin Newsom’s team has now introduced a new nickname for Vice President J.D. Vance, „Just Dance Vance.“
Ok-Garcia-5605 on
KaroLYIN Leavitt is the best one
His team can still work on Vance’s name and find a better one
Unhappy-Trouble-9652 on
Why not Shady Vance?
WillfulIgnorance8647 on
„Loveseat Lothario“?
ElPlywood on
Me, 10 years ago: Hey a major politician is gonna get lots of media coverage for „unveiling“ a new nickname for a political opponent
You: what the fuck are you talking about, that’s ridiculous
liebkartoffel on
Bitchbaby Chipmunkface?
GrumpyOldDad65 on
Couch F***er wasn’t good enough?
oh-shazbot on
i think couch fucker hits better. or peter thiel’s blood boy. or pedophile enabler is probably the most accurate.
UnguentSlather on
I thought we all agreed to “Couch Fucker”?
Caraes_Naur on
I’m sticking with „Peter Thiel’s Cabbage Patch Kid“.
VigilantVet on
La-Z-Boy Toy?
fusebox1911 on
As a european whos watching this disgusting shit from far away, please guys, listen to him. What he says has evidence confirmed all around the world, just not by Trump. END THIS!
Horror_Cake9074 on
Is that couch fucker still on vacation? All I ever hear about him is his stupid vacation all over the world. What the heck is he doing?
SimonDusan2025 on
„Tatoo“ beats all.
Imposter_Teh_Syn on
Painfully weak. Shady Vance or Vladmir Futon are right there.
know-your-onions on
Unfortunately the name isn’t in the headline so I guess I’ll never know what it is.
But I thought it was important to him that people be known by their birth names. So shouldn’t he be known as James Donald Bowman?
I know he doesn’t like that, but neither do all the other people he insists shouldn’t be allowed to choose what they’re called by others.
Spartannia on
The artist formerly known as Justkilled Dapope Vance?
Once-and-Future on
This is the stupidest timeline.
thegreatfartrocket on
This was a running bit on Lovett or Leave It at the beginning of the Trump term. He had tons of made-up names based on „JD,“ but my favorite was „Jeffrey Dahmer Vance.“ Feels right.
jhkayejr on
Vladimir Futon tho
100percentkneegrow on
I like „Pee Wee“
RanchBaganch on
Couch fucker?
Sad_Pepper7506 on
Epstein Victim would be a good one.
quercus_lobotomy on
Just dance – it’ll be ok, it’s just poopoo. Just dance. Smell Trump’s diaper babe. It’s just doodoo.
OkPlum7852 on
I prefer “couch fucker”. I don’t care if it’s true or not… just look at his face and make your own assumptions of how true it may or may not be.
Shart_Art on
I thought his nickname was already „Jizz Drinker“
Guayota on
Couch fucker works just fine
AncientBee5348 on
Remember just 4 or 5 months ago Newsom criticized his party for doing the same thing?
productiveslacker73 on
I’m often „don’t stoop to their level, don’t be petty“ but this has become entertaining.
SEWERxxCHEWER on
If this is “fighting fascism” we’re cooked
DignityCancer on
Pope Slayer
crybannanna on
JD “couch lover” Vance would be better.
Or maybe Sofa King.
doktorhollywood on
Vacation Vance
Rickard58 on
Jelly Donut Vance more like it
Yourearguingwithab0t on
The tweets are just so stupid. But the difference is that they know they’re being satirical and for that reason, I think they are great.
Just Dance Away, Vance!
Davejam88 on
Junior Dick Vance
TacoStuffingClub on
Jerky Dickface.
Couch Fucker
John Dorian
Just Dick
Boss Hogg.
mzk131 on
Omg that made me laugh. I know we aren’t all onboard with Newsom, but I am loving his trolling.
Graymarth on
Personally I just call the fucker love seat
Whisper112358 on
Vacay Vance is definitely the best so far
tooheavybroo on
JD Vacation
Extreme_Put_1125 on
Justkilled Dapope Vance was hard to top tbh
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More like JD “knows Trump rapes kids and doesn’t care” Vance
„Just dance vance“
Saved you a click
More nicknames please, we should have several on hand for every stooge in this regime.
SYAC:
> California Governor Gavin Newsom’s team has now introduced a new nickname for Vice President J.D. Vance, „Just Dance Vance.“
KaroLYIN Leavitt is the best one
His team can still work on Vance’s name and find a better one
Why not Shady Vance?
„Loveseat Lothario“?
Me, 10 years ago: Hey a major politician is gonna get lots of media coverage for „unveiling“ a new nickname for a political opponent
You: what the fuck are you talking about, that’s ridiculous
Bitchbaby Chipmunkface?
Couch F***er wasn’t good enough?
i think couch fucker hits better. or peter thiel’s blood boy. or pedophile enabler is probably the most accurate.
I thought we all agreed to “Couch Fucker”?
I’m sticking with „Peter Thiel’s Cabbage Patch Kid“.
La-Z-Boy Toy?
As a european whos watching this disgusting shit from far away, please guys, listen to him. What he says has evidence confirmed all around the world, just not by Trump. END THIS!
Is that couch fucker still on vacation? All I ever hear about him is his stupid vacation all over the world. What the heck is he doing?
„Tatoo“ beats all.
Painfully weak. Shady Vance or Vladmir Futon are right there.
Unfortunately the name isn’t in the headline so I guess I’ll never know what it is.
But I thought it was important to him that people be known by their birth names. So shouldn’t he be known as James Donald Bowman?
I know he doesn’t like that, but neither do all the other people he insists shouldn’t be allowed to choose what they’re called by others.
The artist formerly known as Justkilled Dapope Vance?
This is the stupidest timeline.
This was a running bit on Lovett or Leave It at the beginning of the Trump term. He had tons of made-up names based on „JD,“ but my favorite was „Jeffrey Dahmer Vance.“ Feels right.
Vladimir Futon tho
I like „Pee Wee“
Couch fucker?
Epstein Victim would be a good one.
Just dance – it’ll be ok, it’s just poopoo. Just dance. Smell Trump’s diaper babe. It’s just doodoo.
I prefer “couch fucker”. I don’t care if it’s true or not… just look at his face and make your own assumptions of how true it may or may not be.
I thought his nickname was already „Jizz Drinker“
Couch fucker works just fine
Remember just 4 or 5 months ago Newsom criticized his party for doing the same thing?
I’m often „don’t stoop to their level, don’t be petty“ but this has become entertaining.
If this is “fighting fascism” we’re cooked
Pope Slayer
JD “couch lover” Vance would be better.
Or maybe Sofa King.
Vacation Vance
Jelly Donut Vance more like it
The tweets are just so stupid. But the difference is that they know they’re being satirical and for that reason, I think they are great.
Just Dance Away, Vance!
Junior Dick Vance
Jerky Dickface.
Couch Fucker
John Dorian
Just Dick
Boss Hogg.
Omg that made me laugh. I know we aren’t all onboard with Newsom, but I am loving his trolling.
Personally I just call the fucker love seat
Vacay Vance is definitely the best so far
JD Vacation
Justkilled Dapope Vance was hard to top tbh