Lebe und lass sterben – illegaler Rave

So… just a couple off the top of my 06:00 head:

– how does the improvised alcohol booth make sure customers are of legal age?
– on the same note, how would the resident xtc trader…?
– cars have to be parked somewhere – whose space will be invaded?
– on the same note, where do you expect 500 people to park their poo…? (men are fine „hiding behind a tree“, but do the organizers expect women to join them…?)
– continuing on that note – whose job will it be to clean up the sh–? partygoers certainly won’t be taking it back with them
– on which basis are „security guys“ picked?
– who pays for/brings the first-aid kits? (are there even any?)
– given the party is illegal, whose insurance pays when someone breaks an arm/rams a tree/burns a finger?