Gwyneth Paltrow hilft Astronom, sich in den Kaltspiel -Betrugskandal zu lehnen
https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/25/gwyneth-paltrow-astronomer-coldplay-cheating-scandal/
Gwyneth Paltrow hilft Astronom, sich in den Kaltspiel -Betrugskandal zu lehnen
https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/25/gwyneth-paltrow-astronomer-coldplay-cheating-scandal/
9 Kommentare
Hahahaha holy fuck she’s gonna ease them into acceptance with pussy candles and vials of her bath water.
That was pretty good
She’s gonna burn it to ground .. goop
Of all the descriptions I’d have thought to read about Paltrow, “Chris Martin’s A-List ex” was not on the list.
Wow. that was legit not a joke. Bold move. Someone @ Astronomer got jokes.
Brilliant. Bravo on handling it in the funnest (sugariest) of ways while also sneaking in some actual medicine. Smart strategy. Good on Astronomy’s agency.
That she’s Chris Martin’s ex-wife is just the icing on the cake
Way to make lemonades
If this whole thing turns out to have been a planned viral marketing campaign I will never trust anything ever again.