Was ist los an Bord Tom Cruise und Ana de Armas ‚Yacht?
https://www.vogue.com/article/what-is-going-on-between-tom-cruise-and-ana-de-armas
Was ist los an Bord Tom Cruise und Ana de Armas ‚Yacht?
https://www.vogue.com/article/what-is-going-on-between-tom-cruise-and-ana-de-armas
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Business transactions.
I’m going to ask them shortly
Reptilian summoning ceremony
Xenu stuff.
Sexy Xenu Stuff
*bouncy naked yum-yum night*s
Hopefully there are no “wonderful enigmas.”
They’re listening to Berlin’s greatest hits 😉
Hanky-panky, hijjnx, and shenanigans.
Mission Impossible 9
My guess: continual ongoing maintenance and depreciation.
A whole lotta fuckin
Anna De Armas is up and coming. No way she would tie her future to Tom Cruise. Absent the MI series, dude hasn’t had a hit in 20 years.
He’s got her on the cans 24/7
I want to know so bad it’s killing me 🙄
Probably weird cult stuff. Don’t know don’t care.
Making babies probably she literally hit the lottery if she ends up pregnant she’s got the bag.
Weird scientology shit. Thats what. Where’s Shelly?
Contract negotiations, NDAs and handshakes.
Sex is going on.
No hate or judgement, but he’s gay
A resurgence of Sea Org?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org)
Singing Blow Me Down by the masthead while awaiting the seamen I’d guess.
Probably a whole lot of implications, if you catch my drift.
A movie publicity
Negotiating 10,000 year contracts
The Cruise Cruise
Lots of blow and orgies
Enthusiastic couch jumping and money exchanges.
Tom Cruise is so gross
He is probably fornicating with his boyfriend and she is online shopping with his card. It’s very lucrative being a beard in Hollywood!
Blink twice if you need help.
Lots of pegging
Hang on, I’ll call him
They are probably going on a cruise.
Scientology staff are trying to convince Ana to fake-like Tom and marry him, like they did his last few wives?
Why is this a mystery? Are we supposed to think they’re not having sex?
Loads of noncing
A sentence could not be more vacuous. What’s going on with the Richie riches? Hmmm…Don’t care.
Whatever is happening. That couch on the Yacht is destroyed
From all that jumping, of course
Reddit bait thread title
Oh my god ! A grown ass adult spending time with another grown ass adult !!!
All the right moves, that’s what’s going on.
BOW DOWN BEFORE XENUUUUUUUUUUU
The worst game of Uno ever.
Tom Cruise is a great actor and by all accounts one of the most professional actors in Hollywood. However, none of his wives or gfs, since he joined scientology, leave unscathed. They just cannot talk about it because of the invisible hand that protects him. Dude’s own daughter wants nothing to do with him. When he is not dating a starlet, he is being taken care of by girls selected by his organization. How someone would live in their day and age when information is so readily available and choose to date him beats me.
Again Tom Cruise is a great actor, he makes massive movies and he has a lot of pull in Hollywood because he has saved the industry a bunch of times. Most actors who have worked with him have nothing but praise for his professionalism and talent and his sense of humor. He sends his close friends a most decadent coconut Bundt cake which is the envy of all who haven’t had it. PG directors like Spielberg will personally never work with him again but they recognizes just how important he is to the industry.