Lumberjack fälschlicherweise verhaftet, weil er Sycamore Gap Tree gezwungen hat, Rod Stewart Perücke zu tragen, um Missbrauch zu vermeiden
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/sycamore-gap-tree-rod-stewart/
Von tylerthe-theatre
Lumberjack fälschlicherweise verhaftet, weil er Sycamore Gap Tree gezwungen hat, Rod Stewart Perücke zu tragen, um Missbrauch zu vermeiden
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/sycamore-gap-tree-rod-stewart/
Von tylerthe-theatre
13 Kommentare
‘And then I accidentally started a plumbing company and moved to Marbella’
The eviction read like it was due to his arrest, but that was years ago.
Well that might explain the wig mr lumberjack but what about the ‚high heels, suspendies and bra‘?
That headline got better and better as it went along. I literally couldn’t guess what the next word would be…
When felling a large tree, is the first cut the deepest?
I’m surprised he spoke to the press. When I asked him why he was wearing a wig he just said „I don’t wanna talk about it.“
LBC are not very reliable…
>The tree’s origins are thought to have dated back to medieval times and it has been previously excavated twice when Roman remains were found.
From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sycamore_Gap_Tree#History):-
>According to the National Trust, it was planted in the late 19th century by the previous land owner, Newcastle lawyer John Clayton
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you.
That’s a worse sentence than the actual culprits got
For a split second I saw the photo on the page and thought „fuck me he looks just like him“ then realised that was a photo of Rod, I’m not sure why they’ve put that in the article tbh, we know what Rod Stewart looks like, we want to see him in the wig.
Surely, that will make for even worse abuse, our SurRod isn’t really lumberjack material.
I think our guy should change his name to P L Jackson whilst reflecting on these words.
Every day I spend my time
Drinkin′ wine, feelin‘ fine
Waitin′ here to find the sign
That I can understand, yes, I am
Although the crims have been convicted he still feels the stigma of suspicion.
The confusion lasted for a few days, years ago. He & the article act like it’s been ongoing since and it feels like he’s using the event as an excuse for anything & everything no matter how unrelated.