Fuck that deranged psycho. Who digs a shallow grave for a puppy and then throws it in before shooting it in the head? This is what you get when you vote MAGA
SushiSlushies on
As she should be. She’s a monster.
SuperGenius9800 on
This sadistic freak might be a future serial killer.
shlem13 on
It’s difficult for me to hate MAGA world more, but she found a way.
“Where’s Cricket?” needs to be shouted anytime she’s near.
ShinHandHookCarDoor on
let’s kill her career like how she killed cricket
KAY-toe on
I’m waiting for Mitt Romney to weigh in: “*see, the dog on the roof of the car story wasn’t so bad, amirite?*”
LockheedMartinLuther on
But if Trump says it’s okay with him, republican voters will dutifully fall in line without question.
YogurtSufficient7796 on
And also the plastic surgery….
SideburnsOfDoom on
She’s signalling what she’d do as Trump’s VP.
Who would she gun down in a gravel pit?
pizoisoned on
She’s about to head into the dog days of summer.
teamgreenzx9r on
Cruelty carries MAGA. It’s not simply trying to return the country to a place that never existed. It’s about vanquishing foes along the way. Evening the score. To me, these headlines are aimed at the rest of us. No amount of headlines make me believe there isn’t a fringe that isn’t fed by this kind of abject cruelty and see’s it as a positive in their leaders. “This ain’t no Pence that chooses the Constitution over Trump; this is a stone cold righteous soldier for Trump.”
One-Butterscotch-786 on
Love for dogs in a universal thing. Most dogs in the U.S. are treated like children or essential family members. Her story was tone deaf and self inflicted mishap of epic proportions.
bakeacake45 on
Republicans can kill pregnant women and no one does a dang thing to stop them
Republicans kill dogs and the place goes crazy
LiquidPuzzle on
This is the kind of story the GOP desperately shouldn’t want because it loud enough for Independents who aren’t paying attention to politics but both party needs to win for the general.
NovelRelationship830 on
Coming soon from a Trump Rally : *But Kristi Noem. Doesn’t she look great? And the dogs, ok? People are saying that the dog was bad, and I don’t have a dog but she knew what to do. Sleepy Joe had a dog that bit people they say. So dogs. I don’t know about them. But Kristi is doing that with dogs that bite. She’s pretty tough. Everyone says not as tough as me – they say sir, you don’t have any dog, but Kristi is ok because she knows how to take care of them if they bite or did other things that were not so good. If I had a dog it would be the best dog ever but I don’t. I don’t. I don’t have a dog, but if I did I would kill it much, much better than her. But look at her though. Isn’t she gorgeous*?
VdoubleU88 on
Don’t Fuck with Cats (or dogs, goats, etc.)
Machette_Machette on
What the actual fuck is this shit?!
Exciting-Protection2 on
I hope her career crashes and burns and never recovers. Fuck her.
JubalHarshaw23 on
Poor polling is meaningless for Republicans. Only Democrats have to worry about losing voters because they are not liked.
motherpervfect on
Huzzah there’s some humanity left in the gop
fluffyflugel on
I wonder what else she’s done that she won’t admit to. It’s baffling she thought this disclosure would reflect well on her.
Competitive-Pop6530 on
Paw Kristi. Politics is rough, rough.
iuytrefdgh436yujhe2 on
Why is every mainstream Republican Politician insane and evil?
QAPetePrime on
She should be arrested, for Christ’s sake.
ApolloX-2 on
This fucking psycho killed a puppy and a baby goat because the baby goat smelled bad.
TrolleyCar on
This is such a bizarre story to tell. My only guess is that she attempted to put it out with her own spin before it came out otherwise, but it blew up in her face.
LightWarrior_2000 on
She put a bullet in her veep dreams.
81305 on
Cricket will have his revenge!
Rise cricket! Rise!
ActNo8507 on
Don’t know what’s worse, the fact that she did it, or the fact that she puts it in a book, making the assumption her followers won’t give a shit. Both are scary.
krom0025 on
So she can’t even properly train a dog and she thinks she should be second in line to run the country?
Also, instead of accepting that she is terrible at training dogs , she blames the dog and murders it in cold blood. Sorry, we don’t need that level of dissonance and narcissism here. We’ve had enough already with Drowsy Don.
81305 on
Imagine being a witness to this.
What a fucking psycho. Someone that insane doesn’t need power, they need to be locked up.
bucko_fazoo on
First thing I thought of was America’s reaction to Romney’s story about strapping his dog in a carrier to the top of his car. And how NOBODY defended it. I’d say she’s cooked, but this isn’t 2012.
Madmandocv1 on
If you shoot a dog in the head just to watch it die, there is an 80% chance that you are a psychopath. If you don’t realize that you should keep that act a secret, it’s 100%.
docere85 on
“Dogged” lol
victorvictor1 on
In the party of Kyle Rittenhouse, where crossing state lines to hunt humans is considered heroic, she thought killing puppies was supposed to help her image
mistressusa on
Magas are puppy killers.
internetdork on
JUSTICE 4 CRICKET!
TWERKINMAGGLE on
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem
If she doesn’t scare you, please check your dome
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Kristi, Kristi Noem
She’s like a spider waiting in your home
Look out for Kristi Noem
At first, you think Kristi is the devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize you’ve seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock
This vampire bat, this inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Krist, Kristi Noem
KittyMeow1969 on
The moniker, Dog Killer needs to follow her everywhere she goes from now till infinity: Letters, email, text, phone calls, billboards, signs, bumper stickers, flags you name it. It needs to haunt her every waking move.
Hair_I_Go on
Scum of the earth
NaughtyNutter on
Noem thinks she’s “owning the libs” by putting forth a story that she bragged about being politically incorrect. She thinks she’s showing herself to be the opposite of woke by telling the uncensored truth. The HUGE irony here is she is proving that the right can be woke too! I mean who TF says “I hated that dog” for being a playful dog and then kills it?
BobTheViking2018 on
She can fuck off! Killed a puppy! A puppy!
Joshman1231 on
The “country life” this woman is referring to gives country women and men a terrible label.
Hunters absolutely shoot and kill animals. They process them for food. Whether you agree with it or not is another conversation. Hunters 9/10 use *every part* of that animal.
What’s not said here is how many hunters give thanks to the animal they shot for food. Some have a parting ritual that is very sacred to them. It’s a humbling experience to be seen as it changes your perspective of what this is. They honor that animal in its entirety.
They also preserve their environment more so than any pro green environment person pushing a political statement can. Keeping it clean and manicured. Driving through southern Illinois you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Everything I typed comes from the humility and perspective of these people participating in this way of life.
This representative couldn’t be farther out of touch with what country ideals are. This person is doing real damage to your names out in the hills and I would be fucking raging mad this person is trying to claim the coat tails of your true nature, wrapped in some political statement doing what needs to be done.
Fuck this woman and her fake idea of what being from the country is about.
gorm4c17 on
Not killing puppies is something all americans can get behind.
wesap12345 on
Funny how her name isn’t popping up at all on the conservative sub – you would have thought a potential VP candidate releasing a book would have generated something on there..
But no, they bury their heads and ignore it.
Objective_Ebb6898 on
Pro Lifer Kills A Puppy and is so proud of it she writes a book. Effin lunatics. This story hurt to be honest, my dad shot my dog when I was 6. Needless to say my dad and I had issues.
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One might say Kristi couldn’t be controlled and Cricket took her out to the gravel pit..
https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thumbnails/039/363/890/small_2x/ai-generated-rescue-dog-volunteer-ai-generated-photo.jpg
Best. Doggone. Headline. Ever.
Fuck that deranged psycho. Who digs a shallow grave for a puppy and then throws it in before shooting it in the head? This is what you get when you vote MAGA
As she should be. She’s a monster.
This sadistic freak might be a future serial killer.
It’s difficult for me to hate MAGA world more, but she found a way.
“Where’s Cricket?” needs to be shouted anytime she’s near.
let’s kill her career like how she killed cricket
I’m waiting for Mitt Romney to weigh in: “*see, the dog on the roof of the car story wasn’t so bad, amirite?*”
But if Trump says it’s okay with him, republican voters will dutifully fall in line without question.
And also the plastic surgery….
She’s signalling what she’d do as Trump’s VP.
Who would she gun down in a gravel pit?
She’s about to head into the dog days of summer.
Cruelty carries MAGA. It’s not simply trying to return the country to a place that never existed. It’s about vanquishing foes along the way. Evening the score. To me, these headlines are aimed at the rest of us. No amount of headlines make me believe there isn’t a fringe that isn’t fed by this kind of abject cruelty and see’s it as a positive in their leaders. “This ain’t no Pence that chooses the Constitution over Trump; this is a stone cold righteous soldier for Trump.”
Love for dogs in a universal thing. Most dogs in the U.S. are treated like children or essential family members. Her story was tone deaf and self inflicted mishap of epic proportions.
Republicans can kill pregnant women and no one does a dang thing to stop them
Republicans kill dogs and the place goes crazy
This is the kind of story the GOP desperately shouldn’t want because it loud enough for Independents who aren’t paying attention to politics but both party needs to win for the general.
Coming soon from a Trump Rally : *But Kristi Noem. Doesn’t she look great? And the dogs, ok? People are saying that the dog was bad, and I don’t have a dog but she knew what to do. Sleepy Joe had a dog that bit people they say. So dogs. I don’t know about them. But Kristi is doing that with dogs that bite. She’s pretty tough. Everyone says not as tough as me – they say sir, you don’t have any dog, but Kristi is ok because she knows how to take care of them if they bite or did other things that were not so good. If I had a dog it would be the best dog ever but I don’t. I don’t. I don’t have a dog, but if I did I would kill it much, much better than her. But look at her though. Isn’t she gorgeous*?
Don’t Fuck with Cats (or dogs, goats, etc.)
What the actual fuck is this shit?!
I hope her career crashes and burns and never recovers. Fuck her.
Poor polling is meaningless for Republicans. Only Democrats have to worry about losing voters because they are not liked.
Huzzah there’s some humanity left in the gop
I wonder what else she’s done that she won’t admit to. It’s baffling she thought this disclosure would reflect well on her.
Paw Kristi. Politics is rough, rough.
Why is every mainstream Republican Politician insane and evil?
She should be arrested, for Christ’s sake.
This fucking psycho killed a puppy and a baby goat because the baby goat smelled bad.
This is such a bizarre story to tell. My only guess is that she attempted to put it out with her own spin before it came out otherwise, but it blew up in her face.
She put a bullet in her veep dreams.
Cricket will have his revenge!
Rise cricket! Rise!
Don’t know what’s worse, the fact that she did it, or the fact that she puts it in a book, making the assumption her followers won’t give a shit. Both are scary.
So she can’t even properly train a dog and she thinks she should be second in line to run the country?
Also, instead of accepting that she is terrible at training dogs , she blames the dog and murders it in cold blood. Sorry, we don’t need that level of dissonance and narcissism here. We’ve had enough already with Drowsy Don.
Imagine being a witness to this.
What a fucking psycho. Someone that insane doesn’t need power, they need to be locked up.
First thing I thought of was America’s reaction to Romney’s story about strapping his dog in a carrier to the top of his car. And how NOBODY defended it. I’d say she’s cooked, but this isn’t 2012.
If you shoot a dog in the head just to watch it die, there is an 80% chance that you are a psychopath. If you don’t realize that you should keep that act a secret, it’s 100%.
“Dogged” lol
In the party of Kyle Rittenhouse, where crossing state lines to hunt humans is considered heroic, she thought killing puppies was supposed to help her image
Magas are puppy killers.
JUSTICE 4 CRICKET!
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem
If she doesn’t scare you, please check your dome
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Kristi, Kristi Noem
She’s like a spider waiting in your home
Look out for Kristi Noem
At first, you think Kristi is the devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize you’ve seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock
This vampire bat, this inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Krist, Kristi Noem
The moniker, Dog Killer needs to follow her everywhere she goes from now till infinity: Letters, email, text, phone calls, billboards, signs, bumper stickers, flags you name it. It needs to haunt her every waking move.
Scum of the earth
Noem thinks she’s “owning the libs” by putting forth a story that she bragged about being politically incorrect. She thinks she’s showing herself to be the opposite of woke by telling the uncensored truth. The HUGE irony here is she is proving that the right can be woke too! I mean who TF says “I hated that dog” for being a playful dog and then kills it?
She can fuck off! Killed a puppy! A puppy!
The “country life” this woman is referring to gives country women and men a terrible label.
Hunters absolutely shoot and kill animals. They process them for food. Whether you agree with it or not is another conversation. Hunters 9/10 use *every part* of that animal.
What’s not said here is how many hunters give thanks to the animal they shot for food. Some have a parting ritual that is very sacred to them. It’s a humbling experience to be seen as it changes your perspective of what this is. They honor that animal in its entirety.
They also preserve their environment more so than any pro green environment person pushing a political statement can. Keeping it clean and manicured. Driving through southern Illinois you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Everything I typed comes from the humility and perspective of these people participating in this way of life.
This representative couldn’t be farther out of touch with what country ideals are. This person is doing real damage to your names out in the hills and I would be fucking raging mad this person is trying to claim the coat tails of your true nature, wrapped in some political statement doing what needs to be done.
Fuck this woman and her fake idea of what being from the country is about.
Not killing puppies is something all americans can get behind.
Funny how her name isn’t popping up at all on the conservative sub – you would have thought a potential VP candidate releasing a book would have generated something on there..
But no, they bury their heads and ignore it.
Pro Lifer Kills A Puppy and is so proud of it she writes a book. Effin lunatics. This story hurt to be honest, my dad shot my dog when I was 6. Needless to say my dad and I had issues.
She should be charged with animal cruelty.