Oh great, a bill that does literally fucking nothing. Glad to see that you are doing the good work MTG
ReaderSeventy2 on
Every time I see this I think weather modification would be pretty cool if that existed in any real way. We could use that.
crosstheroom on
Trump has a bunch of conspiracy theorists who are mentally ill who refuse to accept facts or science on his team including this fool and RFK Jr.
Marvin_Frommars on
This is hilarious. She’s unwittingly going to make CO2 emissions illegal. haha
CheapskateJoker on
This is to legislate the Democrat-run magical weather machine? Thank god MTG is here to save the day /s
Yet another waste of time bill that legislates nothing and is fueled by delusion
And if that isn’t what they’re going for, it would mean they’re going after the fossil fuel industry. Which we know they would never do because their donors come from there. So I’m going with the delusional option.
semi-soft_noodle on
She’s so fucking dumb
Spirited-Lifeguard55 on
She thinks Democrats control the weather. That explains the rain on Trump’s parade. 😂
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Weather modification? Sounds like a new term for climate change.
livelaughoral on
I knew her stupidity couldn’t be suppressed for long.
Barley56 on
I don’t think it matters that weather modification isn’t real. There are people who believe it’s real and this bill only acts as supporting evidence. They’ve created a ‚problem‘ which can be easily solved for a quick victory. It also undermines efforts to tackle climate change as it implies that it is a deliberate attack
OrganicWorking7867 on
I’m so exhausted from the idiocy we put up with
SirDiesAlot15 on
So she’s gonna fight against coal and pollution too since that also changes the composition of the weather too
Leftblankthistime on
Hahahah yes the space lasers. This lady is off the hook. How does she even get elected 🤡
FreedomBread on
The Republican party is full of lunatics now. Sheer lunacy this bill is. Paranoid, schizophrenic lunacy.
Background-Ad2873 on
I think that before you can be elected to congress, you should have to take an IQ test, because there is no fucking way this bitch is going to pass.
kevendo on
This is the next and last stage of climate change denial, claiming that it’s all a hoax of weather manipulation … without a single piece evidence, resting on a conspiracy theory propped up by a crazy lady who should be in a padded room, not a Congressional office.
Our children and grandchildren will rightly never forgive us for failing to stop the destruction of the world they will have to live in.
iamliterallyonfire on
Anyone else tired? There’s just so much fucking stupid on a daily basis.
korkythecat333 on
In a different reality, MTG is always on the brink of hitting it big in Tupperware.
potato_bus on
30 little girls are dead from Trump administration policy and Texas officials again dropping the ball, and the response is to outlaw Greene’s imaginary demons?!
NoCoffee6754 on
So they control everything and yet there is still some unseen force that is controlling the weather? Did I get that right?
PlatformVegetable887 on
This sounds like a veiled but calculated attack on geoengineering — particularly recent discussion about using reflective molecules in the atmosphere to reduce climate change. It’s a bullshit cop out to not take real action to mitigate environmental destruction but, realistically, it might be the last chance to avoid existential cataclysm (jfc I can’t believe I’m saying that…) because we’ve prioritized profit over sustainability until the very last moment — true to human nature and stupidity.
TL;DR – this reads like a preemptive effort to prevent certain types of climate change mitigation technology. Why do they *want* the planet to burn??
zirky on
i just want one of these dense motherfuckers to explain why, with the expense and advanced sciences required, would use weather manipulation to flood some backwater texas town.
whatevers_cleaver_ on
Isn’t global warming primarily the result of Jewish space lasers?
williamgman on
Wait till she brings up the Jewish Space Lasers again…
CautiousString on
Did Biden take the super secret weather control machine when he left the White House? He may have left Trump a fake movie prop filled with leftover pinball machine parts. Jinkies!
comox on
This bill will put my Chemtrail supply and maintenance company out of business! Does she not realise that we need to keep spraying to control not only the weather but minds as well?
BoonDragoon on
So it’s loaded with crap to siphon money to her donors, and legally defines anything that hurts the fossil fuel industry as „weather modification?“
waterdaemon on
No bill authored by Greene has ever been passed. However she’s capable of fund raising off of the ignorant, who will cheer a bill that openly mocks science.
OnDrugsTonight on
Sorry, Margerine Traitor Queen, you can’t just „tackle weather modification“ as if it were one unified phenomenon. There are quite a few different groups that have a vested interest: Firstly there’s us gays, who are broadly in charge of attracting god’s wrath in the form of hurricanes, then there’s the Jews who are in charge of the space lasers and therefore cover wildfires, then there’s the clone of Joe Biden who personally directs floodings and last but not least there’s the entire complex Deep State community that handles all the logistics surrounding chemtrails and does so much useful work in melting glaciers, destroying vacation homes and so much more. So, hopefully Empty G’s bill ensures that all of us are getting our fair share of attention, otherwise someone might be tempted to look into the science of climate change, and we can’t have that.
Ramoncin on
Promoting weather modification while denying climate change.
You can’t make shit like this up.
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
There’s evidence that CO2 and methane emissions affect the weather. Let’s start with those.
DoomGuy2497 on
Soon they’ll have the Chronosphere and then we’re all in big trouble.
MileHighElement on
If you are reading this and you believe there is such a thing as weather modification at the scale that she believes there is, you’re a goddamn moron.
shawn_overlord on
Hey Doge! Just found one! Go get it boy!
AmericanDoughboy on
Brawndo’s got what plants crave!
redheadedandbold on
The rest of the world is torn between laughter and disbelief.
waffle299 on
You know, she’s accidentally pushing legislation that could be used to prosecute oil and gas companies, abusive methane releases, and everything else causing global warming.
Her conspiracy delusions could be used to address actual environmental damage. I know the right wing courts will never allow it, but it is still amazing how close she’s accidentally come to addressing a real issue.
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So she’s going after the fossil fuel industry?
Oh great, a bill that does literally fucking nothing. Glad to see that you are doing the good work MTG
Every time I see this I think weather modification would be pretty cool if that existed in any real way. We could use that.
Trump has a bunch of conspiracy theorists who are mentally ill who refuse to accept facts or science on his team including this fool and RFK Jr.
This is hilarious. She’s unwittingly going to make CO2 emissions illegal. haha
This is to legislate the Democrat-run magical weather machine? Thank god MTG is here to save the day /s
Yet another waste of time bill that legislates nothing and is fueled by delusion
And if that isn’t what they’re going for, it would mean they’re going after the fossil fuel industry. Which we know they would never do because their donors come from there. So I’m going with the delusional option.
She’s so fucking dumb
She thinks Democrats control the weather. That explains the rain on Trump’s parade. 😂
Weather modification? Sounds like a new term for climate change.
I knew her stupidity couldn’t be suppressed for long.
I don’t think it matters that weather modification isn’t real. There are people who believe it’s real and this bill only acts as supporting evidence. They’ve created a ‚problem‘ which can be easily solved for a quick victory. It also undermines efforts to tackle climate change as it implies that it is a deliberate attack
I’m so exhausted from the idiocy we put up with
So she’s gonna fight against coal and pollution too since that also changes the composition of the weather too
Hahahah yes the space lasers. This lady is off the hook. How does she even get elected 🤡
The Republican party is full of lunatics now. Sheer lunacy this bill is. Paranoid, schizophrenic lunacy.
I think that before you can be elected to congress, you should have to take an IQ test, because there is no fucking way this bitch is going to pass.
This is the next and last stage of climate change denial, claiming that it’s all a hoax of weather manipulation … without a single piece evidence, resting on a conspiracy theory propped up by a crazy lady who should be in a padded room, not a Congressional office.
Our children and grandchildren will rightly never forgive us for failing to stop the destruction of the world they will have to live in.
Anyone else tired? There’s just so much fucking stupid on a daily basis.
In a different reality, MTG is always on the brink of hitting it big in Tupperware.
30 little girls are dead from Trump administration policy and Texas officials again dropping the ball, and the response is to outlaw Greene’s imaginary demons?!
So they control everything and yet there is still some unseen force that is controlling the weather? Did I get that right?
This sounds like a veiled but calculated attack on geoengineering — particularly recent discussion about using reflective molecules in the atmosphere to reduce climate change. It’s a bullshit cop out to not take real action to mitigate environmental destruction but, realistically, it might be the last chance to avoid existential cataclysm (jfc I can’t believe I’m saying that…) because we’ve prioritized profit over sustainability until the very last moment — true to human nature and stupidity.
TL;DR – this reads like a preemptive effort to prevent certain types of climate change mitigation technology. Why do they *want* the planet to burn??
i just want one of these dense motherfuckers to explain why, with the expense and advanced sciences required, would use weather manipulation to flood some backwater texas town.
Isn’t global warming primarily the result of Jewish space lasers?
Wait till she brings up the Jewish Space Lasers again…
Did Biden take the super secret weather control machine when he left the White House? He may have left Trump a fake movie prop filled with leftover pinball machine parts. Jinkies!
This bill will put my Chemtrail supply and maintenance company out of business! Does she not realise that we need to keep spraying to control not only the weather but minds as well?
So it’s loaded with crap to siphon money to her donors, and legally defines anything that hurts the fossil fuel industry as „weather modification?“
No bill authored by Greene has ever been passed. However she’s capable of fund raising off of the ignorant, who will cheer a bill that openly mocks science.
Sorry, Margerine Traitor Queen, you can’t just „tackle weather modification“ as if it were one unified phenomenon. There are quite a few different groups that have a vested interest: Firstly there’s us gays, who are broadly in charge of attracting god’s wrath in the form of hurricanes, then there’s the Jews who are in charge of the space lasers and therefore cover wildfires, then there’s the clone of Joe Biden who personally directs floodings and last but not least there’s the entire complex Deep State community that handles all the logistics surrounding chemtrails and does so much useful work in melting glaciers, destroying vacation homes and so much more. So, hopefully Empty G’s bill ensures that all of us are getting our fair share of attention, otherwise someone might be tempted to look into the science of climate change, and we can’t have that.
Promoting weather modification while denying climate change.
You can’t make shit like this up.
There’s evidence that CO2 and methane emissions affect the weather. Let’s start with those.
Soon they’ll have the Chronosphere and then we’re all in big trouble.
If you are reading this and you believe there is such a thing as weather modification at the scale that she believes there is, you’re a goddamn moron.
Hey Doge! Just found one! Go get it boy!
Brawndo’s got what plants crave!
The rest of the world is torn between laughter and disbelief.
You know, she’s accidentally pushing legislation that could be used to prosecute oil and gas companies, abusive methane releases, and everything else causing global warming.
Her conspiracy delusions could be used to address actual environmental damage. I know the right wing courts will never allow it, but it is still amazing how close she’s accidentally come to addressing a real issue.
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