„“The president of the United States didn’t give us an assignment. We’re not a bunch of little bitches around here, okay? I’m a member of Congress,” Van Orden said, [according to](https://x.com/kenzienguyenn03/status/1940468045748883633) Punchbowl News’s Kenzie Nguyen. “I represent almost eight hundred thousand Wisconsinites.”“
„Van Orden really had the audacity to take this kind of tone with reporters after a “yes” vote on the House’s previous version of the budget bill. He is also expected to vote “yes” on the new version of the bill approved by the Senate.“
„Aside from the aforementioned health care cuts, the House-approved version of Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act would remove $607 million from rural Wisconsin hospitals, placing important care centers like Aspirus Stanley Hospital, the Mayo Clinic Health System-Oakridge in Osseo, and Froedtert Holy Family Memorial Hospital in Manitowoc at risk of shutting down. While the Senate bill includes slightly higher funding for rural hospitals, advocates say it’s still not enough given the cuts to Medicaid.“
You just said you plan to vote yes knowing it will leave 30,000 of your constituents without health care because of some arbitrary deadline.
You are in fact, by definition, Trump’s bitch.
FreshRest4945 on
This is hilariously the exact title of the document and 100% accurate.
Republicans are Trumps Little bitches.
CrazyRegion on
This needs to be how all headlines about Republicans are written. The media needs to stop being complicit and start harping on these traitors.
ianrl337 on
When Samuel L Jackson asks you if Representative Derrick Van Orden looks like a bitch you can say yes.
Your_World_Leader on
a good little bitch for their broke dick pimp trying to deny they are little bitches when all they do is *checks notes* roll over and show their pink belly for their pimp like the good little bitches they claim they aren’t…and of course, any one in /conservative is gonna be denying being a good little bitch.
LabRat_X on
It was hard to hear however, with his tiny mushroom in their mouth 🙄
no_kids-and-3_money on
I see no evidence to suggest Derrick Van Orden is anything other than a little bitch. I’m open to having my mind changed if he wants to convince me.
Accurate-Guava-3337 on
„I’m a (Republican) member of Congress.“ That translates perfectly as being one of Trump’s „little bitches“. This guy is unintentionally hilarious.
Sea_Original_906 on
Ahhhh our most infamous drunk from Wisconsin. Talks tough but is, in fact, a little bitch.
rounder55 on
Derrick Bitch Boy Van Orden
KimmyT1436 on
When a GOP Congressman says that the GOP are not Trump’s little bitches, you can be 100% sure that every Republican member of Congress is, in fact, a bitch bought and paid for by Donald Trump.
meTspysball on
Little bitch says “What?”
Succubus-Love on
Oh so NOW they don’t want to own it? That’s not how it works.
doddballer on
Say no, bitch
FalstaffsGhost on
Could have fooled me.
But ok then – prove him. Vote down this shit bill and hold him accountable
kompletist on
Serious question, is this sourced to The Onion? If so, LOL. If not, LOL.
MarkZuckerbergsPerm on
Yes. Yes you are.
pasarina on
I beg to differ Trump’s little bitches is precisely what Republicans are. Pathetic but true.
Putrid-Product4121 on
Actions speak louder than words. Bitches.
LongLiveDaResistance on
New republican slogan: „NOT“ trump’s bitches
CrimsonHeretic on
If they weren’t his little bitches they would have impeached and removed him for any of the hundreds of crimes and illegal executive orders by now.
ChicagoHellhound on
I love the title to this post
anythingicando12 on
But trump.is.their daddy
kidneyboy79 on
This drunk little bitch is, unfortunately, my rep. He is now, has been, and will always be a little bitch.
putsch80 on
Group who gleefully calls Trump “daddy” swears up and down that they aren’t Trump’s bitches though.
That’s like saying that you don’t like sucking dick, but that you are fond of holding one in your mouth until it goes soft.
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We beg to differ.
„Representative Derrick Van Orden was defending his vote for Trump’s disastrous budget, which is expected to decimate his state.“
„Republican Representative Derrick Van Orden made sure to let reporters know that he wasn’t President Trump’s bitch—as he prepared to vote “yes” on the budget bill that will leave at least [30,000 of his constituents](https://www.aha.org/fact-sheets/2025-06-13-rural-hospitals-risk-cuts-medicaid-would-further-threaten-access) without health care by 2034.“
„“The president of the United States didn’t give us an assignment. We’re not a bunch of little bitches around here, okay? I’m a member of Congress,” Van Orden said, [according to](https://x.com/kenzienguyenn03/status/1940468045748883633) Punchbowl News’s Kenzie Nguyen. “I represent almost eight hundred thousand Wisconsinites.”“
„Van Orden really had the audacity to take this kind of tone with reporters after a “yes” vote on the House’s previous version of the budget bill. He is also expected to vote “yes” on the new version of the bill approved by the Senate.“
„Aside from the aforementioned health care cuts, the House-approved version of Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act would remove $607 million from rural Wisconsin hospitals, placing important care centers like Aspirus Stanley Hospital, the Mayo Clinic Health System-Oakridge in Osseo, and Froedtert Holy Family Memorial Hospital in Manitowoc at risk of shutting down. While the Senate bill includes slightly higher funding for rural hospitals, advocates say it’s still not enough given the cuts to Medicaid.“
„“It creates Medicaid winners and losers, with Wisconsin at the bottom,” Wisconsin Hospital Association President Eric Borgerding wrote recently in a [column](https://madison.com/opinion/column/article_3de917c2-c637-4fec-9aa9-8e0fafca183b.html) for the *Wisconsin State Journal*.“
Well… They’re certainly weird then.
Prove it, you little bitches.
This is my favorite headline of all time.
Only Trump’s Little Bitches would say that
You just said you plan to vote yes knowing it will leave 30,000 of your constituents without health care because of some arbitrary deadline.
You are in fact, by definition, Trump’s bitch.
This is hilariously the exact title of the document and 100% accurate.
Republicans are Trumps Little bitches.
This needs to be how all headlines about Republicans are written. The media needs to stop being complicit and start harping on these traitors.
When Samuel L Jackson asks you if Representative Derrick Van Orden looks like a bitch you can say yes.
a good little bitch for their broke dick pimp trying to deny they are little bitches when all they do is *checks notes* roll over and show their pink belly for their pimp like the good little bitches they claim they aren’t…and of course, any one in /conservative is gonna be denying being a good little bitch.
It was hard to hear however, with his tiny mushroom in their mouth 🙄
I see no evidence to suggest Derrick Van Orden is anything other than a little bitch. I’m open to having my mind changed if he wants to convince me.
„I’m a (Republican) member of Congress.“ That translates perfectly as being one of Trump’s „little bitches“. This guy is unintentionally hilarious.
Ahhhh our most infamous drunk from Wisconsin. Talks tough but is, in fact, a little bitch.
Derrick Bitch Boy Van Orden
When a GOP Congressman says that the GOP are not Trump’s little bitches, you can be 100% sure that every Republican member of Congress is, in fact, a bitch bought and paid for by Donald Trump.
Little bitch says “What?”
Oh so NOW they don’t want to own it? That’s not how it works.
Say no, bitch
Could have fooled me.
But ok then – prove him. Vote down this shit bill and hold him accountable
Serious question, is this sourced to The Onion? If so, LOL. If not, LOL.
Yes. Yes you are.
I beg to differ Trump’s little bitches is precisely what Republicans are. Pathetic but true.
Actions speak louder than words. Bitches.
New republican slogan: „NOT“ trump’s bitches
If they weren’t his little bitches they would have impeached and removed him for any of the hundreds of crimes and illegal executive orders by now.
I love the title to this post
But trump.is.their daddy
This drunk little bitch is, unfortunately, my rep. He is now, has been, and will always be a little bitch.
Group who gleefully calls Trump “daddy” swears up and down that they aren’t Trump’s bitches though.
That’s like saying that you don’t like sucking dick, but that you are fond of holding one in your mouth until it goes soft.