ICE Barbie enthüllt den Plan, FEMA -Bargeld für Bonkers Alligator Alcatraz ‚Haftzentrum zu verleihen
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-reveals-plan-to-splurge-fema-cash-on-bonkers-alligator-alcatraz-detention-center/
ICE Barbie enthüllt den Plan, FEMA -Bargeld für Bonkers Alligator Alcatraz ‚Haftzentrum zu verleihen
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-reveals-plan-to-splurge-fema-cash-on-bonkers-alligator-alcatraz-detention-center/
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The Trump administration plans to use funds from an otherwise gutted disaster-relief agency to build a migrant detention center that’ll be surrounded by alligators and pythons.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced that her department has been working at “turbo speed” to deliver on President Donald Trump’s mass deportation drive.
A brainchild of Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, the center will mostly comprise a number of large tents set up on a remote airfield in the Everglades, which Uthmeier has said will require minimal security given the site is surrounded by dangerous wildlife.
Read the bonkers plan, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-reveals-plan-to-splurge-fema-cash-on-bonkers-alligator-alcatraz-detention-center/).
So, already a billion over budget and they want to build a prison, in a FL swamp?
In an ironic twist, Trump had during his first presidency already done exactly what he accused Biden of doing. In 2019, he took $271 million from DHS programs, including $155 million from the FEMA disaster fund, to meet the costs of additional detention facilities for asylum seekers attempting to cross the southern border.
LMAO ofcourse
It’s only bonkers if you’re not making money off of our bloated culture war based law enforcement/private prison complex.
Republicans are like f kin kindergartners, they spend a short load of money on stuff that sounds cool
Should’ve guessed the concentration camps would be Florida themed
Who needs emergency aid money for Hurricane season when we can be super racist and stupid instead
Here’s hoping a hurricane doesnt hit gator Alcatraz
Prison for profit.
No more money for DHS. It’s a damn money pit like DoD. If red states voted to spend their FEMA natural disaster recovery money on prisons rather than hurricanes, then this is on them when their town/city/neighborhood gets destroyed and no one comes to help. We’re about to find out who has the bootstraps and who doesn’t ig.
I honestly thought alligators had more self-respect than that.
Remember when right wingers were convinced Obama was building „FEMA camps“?
Coming soon this hurricane season: Trump throwing paper towels at Florida residents after a big storm demolishes their city.
So the infamous FEMA camps are born…
Always projection
She’s the Fascist Princess enjoying her time abusing defenseless migrants. Oh yeah, she murdered her puppy, so totally on brand.
More cartoon villainy from these evil people. Hire MTG to put some jewish space lasers on the alligator’s heads to make Dr Evil jealous.
RoFL, this is the perfect case study for a representative democracy. Elect corrupt incompetent officials and get corrupt moronic policies.
This is going to be a banner year for alligator farms in the south…
Alligator Auschwitz.
It’s so hard to believe these are real people and not npcs from some castle fantasy game. Gators? Really? I have an idea, let’s have Trump build his own Bowser castle next and fill a moat with lava.
Can’t afford childhood cancer research, but we have money for this bullshit
These people think Looney Tunes is a documentary.
I thought he was gonna drain the swamp, not build on it
So, our tax dollars are now funding a reality show?
It’s not a shopping trip for designer goods. The word is ‘squanders,’ not “splurges.”
So no federal emergency management but you get medieval torture prisons instead
Don’t they understand that building anything there whenever a hurricane or other big storm hits it will cause it flood ? There’s a reason why no one builds there. Their incompetent is staggering.
Only alligators? Why stop there? Add perpetual fire moats, human sensing decapitation lasers, and electric taser razor wire fences. Amateurs.
So she survived her allergic reaction from the BSL 4 lab. Bummer.
Ice barbie is too flattering. Ice Bimbo is better
They could build a 21st century Ellis Island in El Paso, staffed to the gills with immigration officials, case workers, lawyers, and judges. But this is what the voters wanted, right?
I hope all those rednecks that bitched and moaned about how long it takes to get a FEMA check sees this so they know why they’ll never see another one ever again.
Hey, weren’t they going to send us all $5,000 checks? I guess they forgot about that.
Honestly, what is wrong with these people? I keep hearing the narrative that cruelty is what the root cause of it, but at this point, it seems to be going past that into sadism.
Why did she disappear after declaring that they were in California to „Liberate the people from their elected representatives“?…I’m not buying the allergic reaction story.
Stop calling her ICE Barbie, damn.
More like ICE demon
And that is decidedly not what FEMA funding is for.
They said they were going to drain the swamp, now they’re literally trying to stock the swamp with alligators.