Die Diddy -Verteidigung kann sich in den Konflikt im Iran im Abschluss von Argumenten berufen
https://www.tmz.com/2025/06/23/diddy-defense-may-invoke-iran-conflict-closing-argument/?adid=social-tw
Die Diddy -Verteidigung kann sich in den Konflikt im Iran im Abschluss von Argumenten berufen
https://www.tmz.com/2025/06/23/diddy-defense-may-invoke-iran-conflict-closing-argument/?adid=social-tw
25 Kommentare
Chewbacca is a Wookie
wtf they are really using everything they can 🙄
It’s like throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it sticks. 🍝
“Iran out of baby oil, how much could I possibly have ordered?”
TMZ is usually pretty reliable but how the hell could they have an inside scoop into the Defense’s strategy for closing argument?
It would have to leak from the team, and who is risking their career on breaching the work product doctrine? Feels like misdirection if there’s any merit to this at all.
It’s the Winger guarantee.
Really cringe calling this abuser by that nickname.
He’s „rich guy“ delusional. [See both that he auditioned to be the new James Bond in 2008, and the way in which he filmed it, for proof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zByX8-lZENY)
And I ran. I ran so far awayyyyyy.
Well that reeks of desperation
Make it make sense!
Bold strategy, Cotton
are they stupid?
Cue the sample…..
And I -Ran, I-Ran so far away
This headline reads like a IASIP episode.
Please let this happen.
What the fuck did I just read???
They’ll say anything to get old nasty back on the streets.
Yes, *that’s* totally gonna convince the jury to let him walk. He was totally screwed before the bombings happened, now he’s going to be a free man. That’s definitely how it works.
Just out of curiosity, what was the defense going to be before the conflict popped off?
He’ll be going to jail for a long time if this is their last hail mary of an effort
[Tobias: I don’t want to blame 9/11…](https://youtu.be/dCtfoqhMqhk?feature=shared)
This kinda reminds me of when Aaron Hernandez lawyers made some crazy closing argument and at the time I was like…seems like he’s cooked if they’re pulling this.
Now with diddy, seems like he’s gonna be cooked if this is what they’re finishing with
I think this got posted here accidentally instead of on r/nottheonion
“D-I-double D-Y… that’s just to fun to spell. You must acquit, your Honor.”
Iran into a tub of baby oil