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    Trump listet Gründe auf, warum er den Nobelpreis im epischen Zusammenbruch verdient
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    Trump listet Gründe auf, warum er den Nobelpreis im epischen Zusammenbruch verdient

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    2. Environmental-Arm365 on

      Let’s offer a Nobel prize for him to resign. Think of how many lives would be saved all over the world if this POS quit.

    5. Constant-Lake8006 on

      Trump strikes me as the kid who had to get a present on some other kids birthday

    6. amanam0ngb0ts on

      The irony of him complaining about not getting an award for peace while he’s on the verge of leading the US into another unnecessary and destabilizing war in the Middle East, is just… staggering.

      Add to it that he has made the situation in Gaza worse, increased political violence in the US, and continues to treat Ukraine awfully while also tampering with global economics?

      This dude is deranged. And so are all of his supporters. I cannot think of a less deserving person in this generation.

    7. Constant-Lake8006 on

      Trump getting the Nobel peace prize would be like Henry kissinger getting the peace prize… I’m sorry what? He what!?!? You’re kidding?

    8. Faux-Foe on

      Low chance of getting a peace prize when your administration is actively committing crimes against humanity.

    9. Diced_and_Confused on

      If he quits today and never reappears I swear I will always refer to him as Nobel Prize winner Donald J. Trump.

    14. ComfortableAcadia252 on

      henry kissinger who actually was responsible for millions being killed in Vietnam, got one in 1973, so there is that.

    16. literallytwisted on

      There’s no chance in hell that Donald Trump wrote that, Absolutely no way! Maybe wayyy back in the eighties but not in his current condition.

      And people should be worried about that, We really don’t know who is in charge day to day or what they will do.

    17. ToNoMoCo on

      >I am very happy to report that I have arranged, along with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a wonderful Treaty between the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and the Republic of Rwanda, in their War, which was known for violent bloodshed and death, more so even than most other Wars, and has gone on for decades. Representatives from Rwanda and the Congo will be in Washington on Monday to sign Documents. This is a Great Day for Africa and, quite frankly, a Great Day for the World! I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for this, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between India and Pakistan, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between Serbia and Kosovo, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping Peace between Egypt and Ethiopia (A massive Ethiopian built dam, stupidly financed by the United States of America, substantially reduces the water flowing into The Nile River), and I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for doing the Abraham Accords in the Middle East which, if all goes well, will be loaded to the brim with additional Countries signing on, and will unify the Middle East for the first time in “The Ages!” No, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize no matter what I do, including Russia/Ukraine, and Israel/Iran, whatever those outcomes may be, **but the people know, and that’s all that matters to me!**

      The bolding is mine. I love this for him. You can just feel him seething. lmfao

    18. Existing-Nectarine80 on

      He’s starting wars just to end them to get a peace prize. Too bad the guys who give it out would rather eat their own shit 

    19. DarrenEdwards on

      The guy who thought a vet giving him his purple heart was the same as earning one?

      He thinks he deserves one because Obama got one, and if a black man can get something, he should get two at least.

    22. heekma on

      Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States, had been in power for less than eight months when he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009.

      That’s all it is, Trump wanting to compete with Obama.

      „But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example — no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice — at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil’ Jon or Meatloaf. You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir, Well handled.

      And now here we are.

    23. jewishagnostic on

      his thought process: „If they only knew how much devastation I *want* to cause, they’d award me a prize for how restrained I’m being!“

      also, simply amazing how much obama is under this idiot’s skin

    24. ProsePairOwe on

      Nominating him for the Knobel instead

      “Knob – II.8.1920–slang. An annoying, unpleasant, or idiotic person”

    27. Wattsnotts on

      Best we can do is a Hitler Youth merit badge for excellence in undermining democratic norms.

    28. superawesomefiles on

      „No, you’re never gonna get it. Never ever gonna get it“ – En Vogue

    29. tommm3864 on

      To burnish his credentials, he wants to bomb the place that holds all of Iran’s enriched uranium and kill a couple of hundred thousand people. Which will set up decades of retaliatory terror attacks by the Iranians. This fucking clown is going to get us all killed.

    31. keepitcleanforwork on

      Not happening. Obama will always be better than Trump and he can’t stand it.

    33. RobutNotRobot on

      People hate you, you fucking clown. You will never get it. The people you want to like you will never like you. The people who like you are garbage people like you. The sort of people you’d walk over because you hate them. They don’t know that because like you, they are incredibly fucking stupid.

    36. UUnknownFriedChicken on

      Trump is the kid who thinks he’s Harry Potter but he’s actually Dudley Dursley.

    40. BadAtExisting on

      This jackass is ready to stoke WWIII between Israel and Iran only to step in and stop it to win this. It’s blatantly obvious and should automatically disqualify him from ever being considered for it

    42. sofaking1958 on

      Why doesn’t he just have a fake newspaper headline made up that says he won? He seemed just fine inventing Time Man of the Year covers.

    43. Alarming_Monk8578 on

      If he doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Price, he’ll make one of his own and call it the ‚Trump Peace Prize‘ and make himself the ‚only‘ prize winner for the rest of his life.

      He’s such a whiny little kid. He’ll cry until he gets the toy he wants. Its really pathetic.

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