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    1. NorthenFreeman on

      Trump himself is a gross failure, but look like there’s lots of failed idiots losers who love him.

      MAGA!

    2. D-MAN-FLORIDA on

      No one came, it was overcast, even the troops Trump used as props looked like the didn’t want to be there. There was no uniform or structure in their march.

    3. He did probably set the record of the shittiest birthday in history though, with as many as 11mil people across an entire continent turning out to tell him specifically to go fuck himself.

    4. DrRockBoognish on

      With all the military presence… trump still had to give his “speech” from behind bulletproof glass.

    5. heismanwinner82 on

      > An aerial parade of historic military aircraft flew above the National Mall, traversing a course from the Lincoln Memorial to the Washington Memorial that — despite clear anticipation of crowds by event organizers — was more empty field and food truck line than crowd.

      You’d think the person who received the second most amount of votes in a presidential election would have crowds that could overshadow the food truck line. It’s only been six months. Either he did rig the election or he’s *really* losing support.

    6. SurfNTurf1983 on

      Trump has failed upwards his whole life. They’re that delusional they’ll just create a whole unimaginative narrative that blames immigrants or something.

    7. VladtheInhaler999 on

      The guy didn’t even order pizza. It’s like he doesn’t know how to plan a birthday party.

    8. XSinTrick6666 on

      Massive difference in Parade vs Protest crowd size and enthusiasm (places like Pocatello IDAHO making history?) begs the question: Was Nov election count clean?

      I sure hope that manual recount’s ongoing …

    9. But Trump has so many online supporters. They love him bigly!!! Couldn’t possibly be that the reason they didn’t all turn up for his parade is that most of them are actually bots?
      Fake supporters for a fake president.

    10. “He praised the army — and armies of years past. “Our soldiers never give up, never surrender and never ever quit. They fight, fight, fight and they win, win, win,” Trump said”

      Uhm. Vietnam and a few other little conflicts would like a word please. Somebody needs to give Donald a history book for his birthday.

    11. YouGottaBeTrollinMe on

      The best and saddest and most embarrassing part was hearing the tanks squeak by as the dead silent crowd just watches

    12. Then_Journalist_317 on

      Liddle Dictator has a liddle birthday party, playing with his toy soldiers and tin tanks.

    13. invalidpassword on

      I’ll be a son-of-a-bitch, no one wanted to see Trump genuflecting to himself. Who would have thought? Oh the hissy-fit extravaganza tonight. One for the books.

    14. If you want to celebrate your birthday on one more year of slow agonizing march toward death, do it with the lovable assholes you’re with. By mixing the 250th Military celebration as well would do nothing but tarnish the men and women who served…. I don’t know how they agreed to this and brought out the squeaky tanks to further humiliating us on the world stage. Those people agreed to put on this pony show don’t representing the US Army entirely.

    15. AutomaticAir3777 on

      You can measure the insanity of this man by demanding this parade and, most important, him being there. he put himself into this pr mess. This man is seriously sick and actively destroying the United States from within.

      Over the last few days, protestors where attacked by the police, national guard and marines. most important: there was a fatal attack on a democratic politician and her husband. and two others where shot, still not out of the worst.

      people are shot, detained, threatened. This is what this man does. This is what he has to account for while watching his military birthday parade.

    16. >After two hours, the event reached its logical conclusion: political speeches. J.D. Vance briefly went first. “June 14 is of course the birthday of the Army,” Vance said. “It is, of course, the birthday of the president of the United States. And Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” He delivered the laugh line of the night. “It’s also my wedding anniversary,” he said before immediately leaving the stage.

      Good lord this article is a treat to read.

    17. RamonaQ-JunieB on

      Now, because he’s been genuinely embarrassed by this horrible turnout, he’s going to do something REALLY stupid to deflect attention away from this disaster.

    18. This was like when the middle school bully had a birthday and almost all the other kids agreed not to go to the party

    19. Open_Mortgage_4645 on

      I just a saw a report that said attendance at his sad parade barely broke 5000 people. That’s absolutely incredible if true.

    20. I watched a restream of the „parade“ and it wasn’t just a gross failure but GROSS in general.

      Ad placements for dana white’s shitty energy drink. Ad placement for a crypto company. the people marching could barely march in unison, the tanks squeaked. Trump was falling asleep.

      It brings a smile to my face that he experienced how little people actually care about him ON HIS BIRTHDAY and that more people showed up around the world in different states to stand up against him, ice and anyone supporting ice.

    21. Everyone needs to start tweeting without stopping how poorly attended it was.

    22. I was curious and turned on Fox coverage of the parade. You’d have thought it was the grandest, most wonderful patriotic event of all time. It was going to cause all Americans to become happy and come together in unity again (yes, they actually said that). They went on and on about how the troops were so excited to be there. They gave excuses for the poor attendance (weather). It was a full on Trump love-fest.

    23. On top of that the Department of Defense Twitter page had American flag day with Russian flags. What traitors

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