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    Trumps Geburtstagsparade kann wegen Gewittern abgesagt werden

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    4. DeathwingAdeptus on

      One of the few times I *wouldn’t* hate to…. rain on your parade

    7. Reasonable-Bus-2187 on

      But Generalissimo tRump can move the storm front with his Sharpie marker

    10. Major5013 on

      You know Trump would throw ketchup on the walls and tell them to do it anyway. Like he gives a fuck about the comfort of the service men and women.

    11. heismanwinner82 on

      > A slow-moving front is forecast to move into the city from the north. Thunderstorms are most likely in the later afternoon and into the evening, when the parade would begin.

      God will be slow rolling trumps birthday/military parade.

    12. ScottHoward1 on

      He would have no problem with risking the lives of everyone involved just so he can have his parade. The truth is nobody is planning to come and he can’t even find people to pay to attend. He just doesn’t want to admit that nobody wants his freaking parade and doesn’t want the truth to be seen by the world that nobody cares about him and won’t admit what a stupid self serving idea it is

    18. lickem369 on

      His Presidency needs to be halted until the inconsistencies in the votes cast in New York are explored and explained!

    19. EscapedTheEcho on

      Lol Won’t it be funny if his millions-of-taxpayer-dollars parade gets rained out while the rest of the country celebrates at protests nationwide? 

    21. IH8Fascism on

      Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

    22. Brief_Amicus_Curiae on

      >Warren said the final call would rest with the army’s chief of staff, who will be advised by the operations specialists on crowd safety in the case of lightning. He said: “It’s June in Washington DC. We get thunderstorms. You could delay it, you could look at it and say this is just passing through. Or say, hey, this is a storm which gets bigger for a while.”

      So it could be canceled, maybe not, but the parade is still on until it isn’t. This is pretty funny as both Trump and the DC rain forecasts are highly inconsistent. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an announcement that it will be in „2 weeks“. The sky is falling part of me is expecting that not all the tanks and stuff will go back to whence they came.

    23. Colonel-Mooseknuckle on

      It this was a democrat, republicans would surely call this an „act of god“.

    26. Intelligent-Film-684 on

      New American Pope already paying dividends with the Guy in the Sky.

      Thanks!

    27. Expert-Explorer8894 on

      Doesn’t Trump have the power to redirect a storm with the simple stroke of a sharpie?

    28. PDXftw on

      „It’s like rain on your grifting parade“ (with all due respect to Alanis Morissette)

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