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    1. Kingbulking on

      My parents in a nut shell. It was so bad, my father had a nightmare about Kirby being a demon… that was the end of any video game with Kirby in it. A PURPLE BALL OF CHEER WAS TOO DEMONIC TO PLAY! (end rant)

    2. LudicrousMagpie on

      I’ve banned Candace Cameron Bure movies in my house because they’re a portal to Candace Cameron Bure.

    3. Moonskaraos on

      I’ve banned wardrobes in my house because they’re a portal to Narnia.

    4. EyesLikeBuscemi on

      She’s a portal to stupidity, fear-mongering, and indoctrination. Ban her.

    5. FordBeWithYou on

      Can we get some fanart of some big horror directors as Demonic Priests?

    6. My mom went to church on sundays and believed but was a great person and didn’t let this kind of overzealousness take hold. We watched scary movies, celebrated Halloween, associated with people that didn’t believe (and didn’t try to convert them) and I am happy to have had her as a mom.

    7. Luke_Cocksucker on

      I’m always shocked that this is an acceptable answer to anything. “Demons”? Really? If someone told me they thought scary movies opened a portal to demons, I’d think they’d need a psych eval and maybe not be allowed to own guns.

    8. Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad on

      Remember when the religious nuts were saying the Harry Potter books were a portal for demons? It’s always something.

    9. She would have burned people at the stake for being „witches“ 200 years ago. These people are nuts.

    10. If only Candace Cameron Bure’s mind was a portal to actual thoughts. Hope springs eternal. Bless her heart.

    11. Mean_Roll9376 on

      I mean, it’s a pretty badass idea for a scary movie… which movie should we make the portal?

    12. Previous_Soil_5144 on

      She really shouldn’t make such judgements until she’s at least watched Jason X or Leprechaun in Space.

    13. JohnArtemus on

      Slightly off topic, but why are people from North and South America so religious and superstitious?

    14. AmericanAsian9625 on

      I banned watching Full House cuz fuck her and her brother for that matter

    15. HambugerBurglarizer on

      I banned the Bible from my house because it advocates for slavery and child murder

    16. Broken-Digital-Clock on

      So, is she a hardcore Doom fan, or is it mistakenly banned too?

    17. VirginiaLuthier on

      It’s true! Ever since I watched The Exorcist my head spins around like a top and I projectile vomit pea soup

    18. Senator_Christmas on

      Lord I wish they were!!! I know from extensive horror movie experience that the only portal to demons is joining the GOP. I’ll watch disturbing, violent movies but I draw the line at being a Republican. 

    19. considering how batshit loco candace and kirk cameron are, i wonder how nuts there parents are.

    20. zero_and_dug on

      I knew people like this in my Christian homeschool circles in the 90s. Couldn’t read Harry Potter, couldn’t watch Pokémon because of evolution lol. My mom was conservative but she let us enjoy those things. We were told that we couldn’t talk about them with certain friends who weren’t allowed.

    21. matthieuxdetoux on

      Pretty cool to claim horror movies are demonic while attending a horror convention to charge for photos and autographs. I see her moral convictions go out the window when she looks at her bank account.

    22. Does she let her kids watch passion of the Christ? Because that’s worse than most horror movies.

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