My parents in a nut shell. It was so bad, my father had a nightmare about Kirby being a demon… that was the end of any video game with Kirby in it. A PURPLE BALL OF CHEER WAS TOO DEMONIC TO PLAY! (end rant)
LudicrousMagpie on
I’ve banned Candace Cameron Bure movies in my house because they’re a portal to Candace Cameron Bure.
Moonskaraos on
I’ve banned wardrobes in my house because they’re a portal to Narnia.
Jason3383 on
fucking religious nut jobs.
EyesLikeBuscemi on
She’s a portal to stupidity, fear-mongering, and indoctrination. Ban her.
Harmony_w on
She seems like a stable and well-adjusted person.
darlin133 on
She’s a portal to demons
FordBeWithYou on
Can we get some fanart of some big horror directors as Demonic Priests?
CaptainHalloween on
She’s decided to catch up to her brother I see.
chalwar on
My mom went to church on sundays and believed but was a great person and didn’t let this kind of overzealousness take hold. We watched scary movies, celebrated Halloween, associated with people that didn’t believe (and didn’t try to convert them) and I am happy to have had her as a mom.
Vernerator on
I thought that was reruns of Full House.
Luke_Cocksucker on
I’m always shocked that this is an acceptable answer to anything. “Demons”? Really? If someone told me they thought scary movies opened a portal to demons, I’d think they’d need a psych eval and maybe not be allowed to own guns.
Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad on
Remember when the religious nuts were saying the Harry Potter books were a portal for demons? It’s always something.
aspophilia on
She would have burned people at the stake for being „witches“ 200 years ago. These people are nuts.
caryscott1 on
If only Candace Cameron Bure’s mind was a portal to actual thoughts. Hope springs eternal. Bless her heart.
Mean_Roll9376 on
I mean, it’s a pretty badass idea for a scary movie… which movie should we make the portal?
kronkky on
Portal to demons sounds like a good metal band name
manosaur on
This would make a good horror movie.
Previous_Soil_5144 on
She really shouldn’t make such judgements until she’s at least watched Jason X or Leprechaun in Space.
JohnArtemus on
Slightly off topic, but why are people from North and South America so religious and superstitious?
shitkabob on
DJ is such a disappointment to Danny, rest his soul.
PerfectPlace_4Shade on
There are far too many people like this in the world
AmericanAsian9625 on
I banned watching Full House cuz fuck her and her brother for that matter
HambugerBurglarizer on
I banned the Bible from my house because it advocates for slavery and child murder
Cactus112 on
Wouldn’t praying to a God open portals?
Broken-Digital-Clock on
So, is she a hardcore Doom fan, or is it mistakenly banned too?
mj16pr on
she’s not her brother, but getting close
makedoopieplayme on
And this is why Stephanie was the better sister
VirginiaLuthier on
It’s true! Ever since I watched The Exorcist my head spins around like a top and I projectile vomit pea soup
Senator_Christmas on
Lord I wish they were!!! I know from extensive horror movie experience that the only portal to demons is joining the GOP. I’ll watch disturbing, violent movies but I draw the line at being a Republican.
BelCantoTenor on
That tracks for her.
ernster96 on
considering how batshit loco candace and kirk cameron are, i wonder how nuts there parents are.
zero_and_dug on
I knew people like this in my Christian homeschool circles in the 90s. Couldn’t read Harry Potter, couldn’t watch Pokémon because of evolution lol. My mom was conservative but she let us enjoy those things. We were told that we couldn’t talk about them with certain friends who weren’t allowed.
CarrieDurst on
God she is so fucking nuts
Big_Accountant1992 on
And I banned her movies in my house becuz it leads to stupidity.
TNS_420 on
I’m not surprised she’s loony, considering who her brother is.
deejaysmithsonian on
What it must be like to live in constant fear all the time
AbrevaMcEntire on
What a fucking loon.
matthieuxdetoux on
Pretty cool to claim horror movies are demonic while attending a horror convention to charge for photos and autographs. I see her moral convictions go out the window when she looks at her bank account.
joeO44 on
Does she let her kids watch passion of the Christ? Because that’s worse than most horror movies.
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My parents in a nut shell. It was so bad, my father had a nightmare about Kirby being a demon… that was the end of any video game with Kirby in it. A PURPLE BALL OF CHEER WAS TOO DEMONIC TO PLAY! (end rant)
I’ve banned Candace Cameron Bure movies in my house because they’re a portal to Candace Cameron Bure.
I’ve banned wardrobes in my house because they’re a portal to Narnia.
fucking religious nut jobs.
She’s a portal to stupidity, fear-mongering, and indoctrination. Ban her.
She seems like a stable and well-adjusted person.
She’s a portal to demons
Can we get some fanart of some big horror directors as Demonic Priests?
She’s decided to catch up to her brother I see.
My mom went to church on sundays and believed but was a great person and didn’t let this kind of overzealousness take hold. We watched scary movies, celebrated Halloween, associated with people that didn’t believe (and didn’t try to convert them) and I am happy to have had her as a mom.
I thought that was reruns of Full House.
I’m always shocked that this is an acceptable answer to anything. “Demons”? Really? If someone told me they thought scary movies opened a portal to demons, I’d think they’d need a psych eval and maybe not be allowed to own guns.
Remember when the religious nuts were saying the Harry Potter books were a portal for demons? It’s always something.
She would have burned people at the stake for being „witches“ 200 years ago. These people are nuts.
If only Candace Cameron Bure’s mind was a portal to actual thoughts. Hope springs eternal. Bless her heart.
I mean, it’s a pretty badass idea for a scary movie… which movie should we make the portal?
Portal to demons sounds like a good metal band name
This would make a good horror movie.
She really shouldn’t make such judgements until she’s at least watched Jason X or Leprechaun in Space.
Slightly off topic, but why are people from North and South America so religious and superstitious?
DJ is such a disappointment to Danny, rest his soul.
There are far too many people like this in the world
I banned watching Full House cuz fuck her and her brother for that matter
I banned the Bible from my house because it advocates for slavery and child murder
Wouldn’t praying to a God open portals?
So, is she a hardcore Doom fan, or is it mistakenly banned too?
she’s not her brother, but getting close
And this is why Stephanie was the better sister
It’s true! Ever since I watched The Exorcist my head spins around like a top and I projectile vomit pea soup
Lord I wish they were!!! I know from extensive horror movie experience that the only portal to demons is joining the GOP. I’ll watch disturbing, violent movies but I draw the line at being a Republican.
That tracks for her.
considering how batshit loco candace and kirk cameron are, i wonder how nuts there parents are.
I knew people like this in my Christian homeschool circles in the 90s. Couldn’t read Harry Potter, couldn’t watch Pokémon because of evolution lol. My mom was conservative but she let us enjoy those things. We were told that we couldn’t talk about them with certain friends who weren’t allowed.
God she is so fucking nuts
And I banned her movies in my house becuz it leads to stupidity.
I’m not surprised she’s loony, considering who her brother is.
What it must be like to live in constant fear all the time
What a fucking loon.
Pretty cool to claim horror movies are demonic while attending a horror convention to charge for photos and autographs. I see her moral convictions go out the window when she looks at her bank account.
Does she let her kids watch passion of the Christ? Because that’s worse than most horror movies.