Maybe she will ditch her 70 year old husband if next week Jon Stewart makes fun of him for courting her while she was attending his Sunday school classes.
jointmango on
Taco Belle
Confident-Beyond6857 on
It was probably starting to burn her skin.
mfyxtplyx on
First the bowtie, now this.
Concentrateman on
Christian Barbie undressed.
MadMatMax on
Jon Stewart got Crossfire cancelled and Tucker Carlson never wore a bowtie again.
XennialBoomBoom on
Wow. If this is really because of Jon Stewart, he needs to keep the fuck going.
I’d like to remind everyone that Jon single-handedly [got CNN’s *Crossfire* cancelled by appearing on the show and utterly eviscerating Tucker Carlson and ~~Glenn Beck~~ Paul Begala (my bad!)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE) (notably, Tucker Carlson hasn’t worn a bowtie since Stewart mocked him for it in the interview), as well as showing up to the [US Capitol to shame Congress into doing something about 9/11 first responders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uYpDC3SRpM).
This guy is up there with Richard Feynman and Volodimir Zelenskyy on my short list of personal heroes.
Edit: Glenn Beck -> Paul Begala (sorry, Glenn!)
yorapissa on
Remember that scene in Angels and Demons, one of Dan Brown’s papal novels turned into a movie with Tom Hanks where the assassin the cardinal hired tells Hank’s character to be careful because he’s dealing with “ men of God” just before the car the assassin gets into blows up. Sums up Karoline. She can make up a scenario where she is the Christian hero of her story and did it all for God. Zealots are dangerous people
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Faith without works is dead.
Sarclown on
Welp, she’s not a Christian any longer. What a shame. I hope she turns to a life of crime and pornography.
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> On Monday night, Stewart skewered Leavitt, saying, “By the way, I think that the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets. Is that possible? It’s like some sort of weird Pinocchio cross.”
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*heehee* ass nose job
engineswapsforall on
Guess Lisandra Vazquez will save some money not having to make all her goofy mock crosses when she makes fun of KKKaroline.
BigCryptographer1740 on
Outstanding.
DrHarryHood on
What a fucking snowflake
RocketSocket765 on
Just honestly shocked she doesn’t have a scar burnt there from it. Vampire Mafia must be stepping up its crucifix diffuser game.
OlorinRidesAgain on
Oh you know even Republicans secretly watch Jon. Mondays are their cheat day.
nwglamourguy on
Jon is one of the best at skewering hypocrites like her.
Sushi_Platter on
Wait, she’s 27??? I thought she was in her mid-30s!
bsmknight on
She didn’t ditch it. Her cross got too big to bear.
I was glad when the comedy master is back, even if for only a day a week.
Oodlydoodley on
>Leavitt, 27, told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year that „My faith is incredibly important to me, I would argue, now more than ever, being in a role that is very demanding and at times controversial, and there’s a lot of public pressure and discussion online about who you are and your family.”
>She added that “it could be difficult for someone who doesn’t have faith, but with faith, all things are possible.”
All things are possible! Except telling the truth, or being a decent human being. Those are right out.
Fuck, I just realized she probably got the job because he saw her on TV somewhere wearing a big necklace with a T on it.
throw_blanket04 on
You shouldn’t need to wear a massive cross necklace. If you are a Christian, your actions will show it. Not your jewelry.
Ent3rpris3 on
You know that whole bit about „Republicans won’t abandon conservatism, they’ll abandon Democracy“?
Turns out it didn’t go far enough.
MinimumEffort01 on
Stewart for Pres, 2028
averageoctopus on
I thought it was a lower-case “T” for Trump.
PsykickPriest on
She so PATHETIC!
PeppermintEvilButler on
These snowflakes are soooo sensitive. Cant make a joke anymore because of the snowflakes. /s
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Maybe she will ditch her 70 year old husband if next week Jon Stewart makes fun of him for courting her while she was attending his Sunday school classes.
Taco Belle
It was probably starting to burn her skin.
First the bowtie, now this.
Christian Barbie undressed.
Jon Stewart got Crossfire cancelled and Tucker Carlson never wore a bowtie again.
Wow. If this is really because of Jon Stewart, he needs to keep the fuck going.
I’d like to remind everyone that Jon single-handedly [got CNN’s *Crossfire* cancelled by appearing on the show and utterly eviscerating Tucker Carlson and ~~Glenn Beck~~ Paul Begala (my bad!)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE) (notably, Tucker Carlson hasn’t worn a bowtie since Stewart mocked him for it in the interview), as well as showing up to the [US Capitol to shame Congress into doing something about 9/11 first responders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uYpDC3SRpM).
This guy is up there with Richard Feynman and Volodimir Zelenskyy on my short list of personal heroes.
Edit: Glenn Beck -> Paul Begala (sorry, Glenn!)
Remember that scene in Angels and Demons, one of Dan Brown’s papal novels turned into a movie with Tom Hanks where the assassin the cardinal hired tells Hank’s character to be careful because he’s dealing with “ men of God” just before the car the assassin gets into blows up. Sums up Karoline. She can make up a scenario where she is the Christian hero of her story and did it all for God. Zealots are dangerous people
Faith without works is dead.
Welp, she’s not a Christian any longer. What a shame. I hope she turns to a life of crime and pornography.
> On Monday night, Stewart skewered Leavitt, saying, “By the way, I think that the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets. Is that possible? It’s like some sort of weird Pinocchio cross.”
*heehee* ass nose job
Guess Lisandra Vazquez will save some money not having to make all her goofy mock crosses when she makes fun of KKKaroline.
Outstanding.
What a fucking snowflake
Just honestly shocked she doesn’t have a scar burnt there from it. Vampire Mafia must be stepping up its crucifix diffuser game.
Oh you know even Republicans secretly watch Jon. Mondays are their cheat day.
Jon is one of the best at skewering hypocrites like her.
Wait, she’s 27??? I thought she was in her mid-30s!
She didn’t ditch it. Her cross got too big to bear.
https://youtu.be/WIhlC3L99x8?si=spkXF9eYxSybqV3k&t=1122
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I was glad when the comedy master is back, even if for only a day a week.
>Leavitt, 27, told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year that „My faith is incredibly important to me, I would argue, now more than ever, being in a role that is very demanding and at times controversial, and there’s a lot of public pressure and discussion online about who you are and your family.”
>She added that “it could be difficult for someone who doesn’t have faith, but with faith, all things are possible.”
All things are possible! Except telling the truth, or being a decent human being. Those are right out.
Fuck, I just realized she probably got the job because he saw her on TV somewhere wearing a big necklace with a T on it.
You shouldn’t need to wear a massive cross necklace. If you are a Christian, your actions will show it. Not your jewelry.
You know that whole bit about „Republicans won’t abandon conservatism, they’ll abandon Democracy“?
Turns out it didn’t go far enough.
Stewart for Pres, 2028
I thought it was a lower-case “T” for Trump.
She so PATHETIC!
These snowflakes are soooo sensitive. Cant make a joke anymore because of the snowflakes. /s