JD Vance takes pride in declaring himself to be a “Scots-Irish hillbilly at heart” but a trawl of genealogy records has found no evidence linking the US vice-president to Ireland.
Responsible-Room-645 on
They lie about the dumbest shit
GateShip001 on
JD Vance is a crack baby that shows no sympathy towards the vast majority of Americans who are poor. JD Vance is a hypocrite loser.
gasahold on
I’m pretty sure he’s related to the banjo player in the movie Deliverance.
Altruistic-Summer799 on
Did anyone else see that JD Vance got caught at a hotel with a male escort??
Astovius on
Perhaps a Scot should show them how they deal with liars.
BoringThePerson on
JD Vance’s real name is James Donald Bowman. His mother’s side come from unremarkable Scot-Irish people with the Aiken last name. In history the generally were noted to be poor, largely criminal, and very unremarkable. When his family arrived in South Carolina they quickly embraced slavery and got into local and state government.
The city of Aiken was named after his family. Prior to the civil war his family head William Aiken Jr was noted to control over 700 slaves on a brutal plantation called Jehossee Island were rape and molestation was common. The city’s founding and development was completely intertwined with the institution of slavery. Aiken County also played a role in the Civil War, with the city being the site of a battle during that conflict.
After the war, Aiken quickly embraced indentured servitude paying his former slaves but billing them more than their pay so they would be financially indebted to him.
See, JD, your history is right there.
MasterOfManyWorlds on
Good, that means it’s even less likely I’m related to this scum bag
Positive_Chip6198 on
Irish? Surprising, i thought he descended from a turd.
genericusernamepls on
That’s pretty common in America
Practical-Bit9905 on
Vance wasn’t born. He’s a sentient piece of whale shit that climbed out of the depths.
alleyoopoop on
He looks like he’s one-quarter hedgehog.
Peachy33 on
He was plucked out of a cabbage patch.
rivuletsalso-ran on
As an Ohioan, who is of Scots-Irish decent,*with receipts* thank god.
I’m sure he’s actually Austrian.
Someguy2189 on
Have the Irish even said thank you once?
Lysol3435 on
I assume he’s the first human to descend directly from dogshit
RancidHorseJizz on
Cromwell was not Irish.
iTmkoeln on
Shit James David Vance Says
AloneGunman on
What a fuckin poseur
DjangoContribAdmin on
So, JD is not Scottish-Irish yet he identifies as Scottish-Irish?
That’s interesting… 🤔
McNuttyNutz on
Irish yeah fucking right
NotLawReview on
Didn’t they make a big deal about Elizabeth Warren a few years back? So this’ll be a problem too, right?
bassocontinubow on
Cool, time to start calling him St. Patrick then. We can give him the Elizabeth Warren/Pocahontas treatment for sure.
Edit: the more I think about it, I’m definitely gonna start calling JD Vance “St. Patrick.”
zetky91 on
I knew he wasn’t Irish. With their history, an Irishman would NEVER!!!
PatchyWhiskers on
Could he be shamefully of *English* descent? How unfortunate for his dreams of being the scrappy white guy fighting back against the Evil Empire.
SaltandLillacs on
The Irish and Scots are rejoicing that this fuck cannot be related to those great people. I am a duel Irish and Americans citizen
daddydrank on
Sorry, but a prerequisite to being Scotts-Irish is to be a human being.
Udjet on
Trump going to start calling him Danny Boy and mock him like he did to Warren? (Sorry, only thing i could think of)
Dorkseid1687 on
Lying piece of shit lies about his background
KopOut on
JD Vance will be whatever you want him to be for the right price.
Bceverly on
I think he is a gynecological dead end as well.
davechri on
Not a hillbilly. Not Irish. Not even your real name. A total fraud.
_scyllinice_ on
What are the chances Republicans give him a hard time about this like they did Mrs. Warren?
Roguepepper_9606 on
Prolly could trace it to Germany sometime after 1945, just a guess
Underp0pulation on
He lies almost every single time he speaks. He told the truth when he said trump is America’s Hitler though.
lannister80 on
Is this the part where we start calling him stereotypical Irish names and accuse him of misrepresenting his heritage?
Sean_theLeprachaun on
If any Irish mother had him, we’d have slapped her.
turymtz on
He needs a nickname from Trump now.
WaltzingBosun on
It seems that US citizens are very invested in how much percent of something they are. Can they not be content with being Americans?
pnkgtr on
Vance is obviously a stupid liar, but families frequently have lineage myths. Some intentional, some not.
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JD Vance takes pride in declaring himself to be a “Scots-Irish hillbilly at heart” but a trawl of genealogy records has found no evidence linking the US vice-president to Ireland.
They lie about the dumbest shit
JD Vance is a crack baby that shows no sympathy towards the vast majority of Americans who are poor. JD Vance is a hypocrite loser.
I’m pretty sure he’s related to the banjo player in the movie Deliverance.
Did anyone else see that JD Vance got caught at a hotel with a male escort??
Perhaps a Scot should show them how they deal with liars.
JD Vance’s real name is James Donald Bowman. His mother’s side come from unremarkable Scot-Irish people with the Aiken last name. In history the generally were noted to be poor, largely criminal, and very unremarkable. When his family arrived in South Carolina they quickly embraced slavery and got into local and state government.
The city of Aiken was named after his family. Prior to the civil war his family head William Aiken Jr was noted to control over 700 slaves on a brutal plantation called Jehossee Island were rape and molestation was common. The city’s founding and development was completely intertwined with the institution of slavery. Aiken County also played a role in the Civil War, with the city being the site of a battle during that conflict.
After the war, Aiken quickly embraced indentured servitude paying his former slaves but billing them more than their pay so they would be financially indebted to him.
See, JD, your history is right there.
Good, that means it’s even less likely I’m related to this scum bag
Irish? Surprising, i thought he descended from a turd.
That’s pretty common in America
Vance wasn’t born. He’s a sentient piece of whale shit that climbed out of the depths.
He looks like he’s one-quarter hedgehog.
He was plucked out of a cabbage patch.
As an Ohioan, who is of Scots-Irish decent,*with receipts* thank god.
I’m sure he’s actually Austrian.
Have the Irish even said thank you once?
I assume he’s the first human to descend directly from dogshit
Cromwell was not Irish.
Shit James David Vance Says
What a fuckin poseur
So, JD is not Scottish-Irish yet he identifies as Scottish-Irish?
That’s interesting… 🤔
Irish yeah fucking right
Didn’t they make a big deal about Elizabeth Warren a few years back? So this’ll be a problem too, right?
Cool, time to start calling him St. Patrick then. We can give him the Elizabeth Warren/Pocahontas treatment for sure.
Edit: the more I think about it, I’m definitely gonna start calling JD Vance “St. Patrick.”
I knew he wasn’t Irish. With their history, an Irishman would NEVER!!!
Could he be shamefully of *English* descent? How unfortunate for his dreams of being the scrappy white guy fighting back against the Evil Empire.
The Irish and Scots are rejoicing that this fuck cannot be related to those great people. I am a duel Irish and Americans citizen
Sorry, but a prerequisite to being Scotts-Irish is to be a human being.
Trump going to start calling him Danny Boy and mock him like he did to Warren? (Sorry, only thing i could think of)
Lying piece of shit lies about his background
JD Vance will be whatever you want him to be for the right price.
I think he is a gynecological dead end as well.
Not a hillbilly. Not Irish. Not even your real name. A total fraud.
What are the chances Republicans give him a hard time about this like they did Mrs. Warren?
Prolly could trace it to Germany sometime after 1945, just a guess
He lies almost every single time he speaks. He told the truth when he said trump is America’s Hitler though.
Is this the part where we start calling him stereotypical Irish names and accuse him of misrepresenting his heritage?
If any Irish mother had him, we’d have slapped her.
He needs a nickname from Trump now.
It seems that US citizens are very invested in how much percent of something they are. Can they not be content with being Americans?
Vance is obviously a stupid liar, but families frequently have lineage myths. Some intentional, some not.