I know right. Rich bellends moving in and upending the local community. Shake your fist harder Jeremy.
FaceMace87 on
Good job he doesn’t support the party that made most of this a reality then isn’t it. Oh wait.
RaymondBumcheese on
Maybe they should all have a rich person move in their travelling circus and shut down the local businesses?
AlexAlways9911 on
Claims there’s no village school anymore – really? Maybe not in a tiny village of 40 houses, but was there ever?
Also moans there’s no village vicar. I do like it when people complain about the decline of the church when they only darken the door for weddings and funerals.
SuspiciousAgency5025 on
Yes, and it’s because of rich knobheads like him using farms to hide money and pubs to play landlord.
TheChattyRat on
Every village is turning into a retirement home. Any children who grew there up move away because of house prices and slowly but surely every resident is geriatric. That’s the issue.
tritoon140 on
How village is his pub? Do local villagers regularly go there? Is it actually in a village? Or is it just a tourist attraction on a roundabout on an A road?
Odd_Ninja5801 on
You can certainly trust that the old, white millionaire has his finger on the pulse of British society.
Or he’s a twat. It’s a coin toss really.
Klumber on
Of all the commenters so far, how many of you actually live in a village?
Our 800 inhabitants village lost it’s only GP three years ago, the church has just been put up for sale, the community center that is less than five years old is ‘under consultation due to lack of funding’, the small Morrisons is at risk despite doing fairly good trading for sucjh a small community and of the two pubs I haven’t a scoobie how they survive.
Our primary school is doing well but mainly because it acts as overflow for the nearby town.
Villages are losing their soul. Just because Clarkson says it, doesn’t make it less true.
andreirublov1 on
Yeah, all these rich incomers are spoiling it…what a dick he is.
Disastrous-Angle-591 on
Because rich tv presenters move there to cosplay as farmers?
No-Strike-4560 on
Well that’s nonsense for a start. I live in a village. We have a village vicar. We have a village shop. We have a village doctor. Fuck it, we even have the world’s smallest fire station , fireman Sam-like. We have 2 pubs. We have a school
Nobody gives a fuck though because most of us are young, aren’t sickly , aren’t arsonists, are atheist and have good jobs in the surrounding major cities.
I assume what he really means is ‚all the old people are dying off and I think people should be more like they were in the 70s‘. Fuck off Jeremy.
Soaring670 on
Seems like he’s getting in a muddle. If a village has a doctor, a school, a bobby walking the street, and so on, it’s no longer a village. He’s describing a town. Heck, even most towns don’t have police bobbies on community watch anymore.
And whilst loneliness might be a big issue in rural areas, I’d say our deprived towns are hardly better for my mental health. I’d rather live in a village with plenty of greenery, where people are friendlier, and know each other; over a grimey town where there are still no jobs, and nothing to do because the high street is dead – only now you have to also deal with antisocial behaviour and junkies.
Jensablefur on
Cutesy villages are becoming a tourist destination for air BNBers. Its hard to have a community feel in a pub when there’s a transient audience of ever changing people that live 300 miles away drifting in and out of it rather than a local community. See all the booking.com villages in rural Scotland Wales Devon and Cornwall.
In non-cutesy villages younger people make a decision between minimum wage local agricultural or little shop retail work or leave by the time they’re 21 and/or go to Uni and never return. Anyone that stays has a lifetime of NIMBYism, making sure that people don’t park in front of access gates and moaning about the neighbours house thats 500 yards away having a bonfire or a BBQ ahead of them.
Welcome to village life in the UK.
Life_Put1070 on
Jeremy, the horse bolted so long ago it’s died of old age already.
HomeworkInevitable99 on
Why is this news? People have been saying that for 100 years.
ThisCouldBeDumber on
I don’t want to blame rich people, but second homes that are lives in once a year maybe for a couple of weeks at a time may be an issue
lostandfawnd on
Because wealthy landowners buy up farms, and pubs, and make homeownership unreachable?
Animala144 on
He says sitting on his near £1b throne as he uses the Cotswold as his own personal playground.
bouncypete on
Once upon a time, rural houses were occupied by farm workers, not city workers or retirees.
How many full time employees work on his 1,000 acre farm?
TheDayvanCowboy_ on
Old man annoyed because things aren’t like they were in the old days shock.
ClacksInTheSky on
They keep voting Tory/Reform. I know, because I live in one. They’re perennially unhappy. They can’t seem to connect those dots, though.
Azzaphox on
Yes it’s terrible now everything is so car centric, I wonder who promoted that for 30 years?
RoyalSport5071 on
Heard it all before. For good or ill, the rural spirit will continue in all its various forms.
cipherbain on
Airbnb, 3rd 4th and 5th homes and buying up property and land as an investment and tax negation
Agile-Day-2103 on
He’s right. But he’s part of the problem.
Bellend.
My_balls_touch_water on
Pretty rich coming from the guy who blew up a countryside house 😂
ImTalkingGibberish on
Probably because youngsters can’t afford to buy a property with the local income so they left
luvinlifetoo on
That’s what happens when communities are priced out.
clatham90 on
**Clarkson cures cancer**
Reddit: ‘Hang him! Hang him!’
Relative-Chain73 on
Why don’t he buy some houses there, make airbnbs, rent to costa and pret and see life spring right back up, also don’t pay taxes, use loopholes, avoidance is arrtse
GoneT0JoinTheOwls on
Meanwhile, co-op and every pub – even Chatsworth takeaway – clears space in fridge for his appalling beer
Take that, micro breweries
wyflare on
Walk up the Main Street of Haworth, Bradford, every house either side has keysafes for guest air b&b’s, not a single genuine person is living there
RedofPaw on
>“If everyone does it, if all the farmers get together and buy a pub – as you can get a pub for chicken feed these days – it might work.”
Hey, farmers, you want to buy a failing business? Don’t worry, there’s a bunch of farmers who will probably want to have a local pub to go to. They even own the pub, so they’re invested in making sure it has business. You can all sell drinks to each other.
There’s no profit in it, but Clarkson will nod approvingly that the pub exists, and gives the village character, so you’ll have that going for you.
>“You don’t have a village doctor anymore. He’s in a health centre 30 miles away and you can’t get an appointment. There’s no village bobby on the beat. There’s no village vicar, there’s no village shop, there’s no village school.
No, you don’t. But I tell you what, if we raise taxes on the wealthy then maybe we could use that money to fund more local doctors, or local bobbies on the beat. Clarkson wouldn’t mind more taxes, would he?
He would?
Oh.
I tell you what. Why don’t they make a ‚theme village‘. It can be for the ultra wealthy. You go live in a pictureque cottage, with a nice little vegatable garden. Everyone has their own chickens for Local Eggs. A pig if you really want. There’s a vicar (paid actor), and bobby (paid actor, although there are also security to ensure outsiders and wind farms don’t ruin the vibe).
And there’s a pub. The fire is always roaring. There’s proper pub food. Local beers, and a cheerful, slightly racist landlord, to keep people comfortable.
There could be special events, like a hunt that marches through, or a beer festival. Paid actors would be on hand to ensure the cheerful, fantasy vision of the eartly 20th century is maintained. Cricket and village fetes. A tombola. Uh… what other sterotypes do these people go for?
There’s some good profit in it, and we could give it some tax breaks to encourage investment. Clarkson would love it.
Saw_Boss on
„Back in my day…“
What else does he want to bring back?
Spamgrenade on
Has anyone seen the hideous tourist trap that Clarkson has built?
Not sure this guy really has the best interests of village people in mind.
ButterflySecure7116 on
The whole country is. We’re becoming an island of strangers. London isn’t England anymore and many other large cities will soon follow.
DeCyantist on
Wait until they see what they did with the castles. Can we move to the 21st century now?
Spike_Milligoon on
Our village has a pub, post office, school, dedicated police person, community hall and a very active parish council.
Also, behind this are loads of people that dedicate time and effort to make things like cubs, scouts, fetes, provide facilities to the WI etc, to help build that sense of community.
That pool of willing volunteers is getting smaller and if anything is going to ‘destroy’ the village it’s that. People won’t be there to rattle the cages to get potholes fixed, arrange school visits from the pcso, manage events that facilitate those community bonds. Stuff that without, makes the village a pushover for unwanted change.
L1A1 on
The government could have actually helped villages by encouraging WFH and increasing local demand for stuff like shops and pubs, but they’d rather all the money went to corporate landlords and coffee multinationals.
justarandomcivi on
Too many londeners retiring around them and then moaning about the farm smell and factory noises.
ImmediateWinner4522 on
nothing to do with rich cunts like him pricing any normal people out im sure
Is it because tax avoiding multimillionaires are moving into farming villages to make tv shows and open farm shops where they charge £9 for a pound of potatoes?
Or is it because tax avoidance has pushed wealth inequality to the point where the only surviving businesses in villages are the post office, the betting shop and the offie?
Thomo251 on
God forbid society evolve. Back to the hunter-gatherer days that’s where community’s had true soul.
missingpieces82 on
The village I grew up in is close to Jaguar Land Rover / Aston Martin near Leamington Spa. In the last 20 years, it’s grown and become hugely more expensive, because overpaid twats in their fast cars have bought houses. As a result, it’s become horribly dangerous on the roads due to their careless arrogant driving, and lost a lot of what made it so nice because ultimately, the people aren’t bothered about being part of the community.
Jokes on them… Aston Martin are going to get rid of 600 jobs. Hopefully it’ll mean the bastards will be forced to sell up and move somewhere else.
Ulysses1978ii on
Because Londoners are coming up here and buying farms
Thedistantone1984 on
I earn the UK median wage and cannot survive in one of the poorest counties of the UK. Rent and house prices have become unaffordable. As such, locals are driven away.
manic_panda on
Argh grrr jezzer, it’s all those rich people moving in and taking over nice areas by either hoarding the nice properties to themselves or turning them out as air bnbs so the locals can’t get homes. Or out of touch celebs who’ve made their careers by saying dickheady things to dickheady audiences to get a reaction and have now decided to remarket themselves as a ‚friend‘ to the local farmers while simultaneously supporting the parties that actually don’t give a shot about them and only want to protect their own lands while driving the value up so villagers can’t ever afford to live in their own home villages.
Could be that jez you massive see you next Tuesday.
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I know right. Rich bellends moving in and upending the local community. Shake your fist harder Jeremy.
Good job he doesn’t support the party that made most of this a reality then isn’t it. Oh wait.
Maybe they should all have a rich person move in their travelling circus and shut down the local businesses?
Claims there’s no village school anymore – really? Maybe not in a tiny village of 40 houses, but was there ever?
Also moans there’s no village vicar. I do like it when people complain about the decline of the church when they only darken the door for weddings and funerals.
Yes, and it’s because of rich knobheads like him using farms to hide money and pubs to play landlord.
Every village is turning into a retirement home. Any children who grew there up move away because of house prices and slowly but surely every resident is geriatric. That’s the issue.
How village is his pub? Do local villagers regularly go there? Is it actually in a village? Or is it just a tourist attraction on a roundabout on an A road?
You can certainly trust that the old, white millionaire has his finger on the pulse of British society.
Or he’s a twat. It’s a coin toss really.
Of all the commenters so far, how many of you actually live in a village?
Our 800 inhabitants village lost it’s only GP three years ago, the church has just been put up for sale, the community center that is less than five years old is ‘under consultation due to lack of funding’, the small Morrisons is at risk despite doing fairly good trading for sucjh a small community and of the two pubs I haven’t a scoobie how they survive.
Our primary school is doing well but mainly because it acts as overflow for the nearby town.
Villages are losing their soul. Just because Clarkson says it, doesn’t make it less true.
Yeah, all these rich incomers are spoiling it…what a dick he is.
Because rich tv presenters move there to cosplay as farmers?
Well that’s nonsense for a start. I live in a village. We have a village vicar. We have a village shop. We have a village doctor. Fuck it, we even have the world’s smallest fire station , fireman Sam-like. We have 2 pubs. We have a school
Nobody gives a fuck though because most of us are young, aren’t sickly , aren’t arsonists, are atheist and have good jobs in the surrounding major cities.
I assume what he really means is ‚all the old people are dying off and I think people should be more like they were in the 70s‘. Fuck off Jeremy.
Seems like he’s getting in a muddle. If a village has a doctor, a school, a bobby walking the street, and so on, it’s no longer a village. He’s describing a town. Heck, even most towns don’t have police bobbies on community watch anymore.
And whilst loneliness might be a big issue in rural areas, I’d say our deprived towns are hardly better for my mental health. I’d rather live in a village with plenty of greenery, where people are friendlier, and know each other; over a grimey town where there are still no jobs, and nothing to do because the high street is dead – only now you have to also deal with antisocial behaviour and junkies.
Cutesy villages are becoming a tourist destination for air BNBers. Its hard to have a community feel in a pub when there’s a transient audience of ever changing people that live 300 miles away drifting in and out of it rather than a local community. See all the booking.com villages in rural Scotland Wales Devon and Cornwall.
In non-cutesy villages younger people make a decision between minimum wage local agricultural or little shop retail work or leave by the time they’re 21 and/or go to Uni and never return. Anyone that stays has a lifetime of NIMBYism, making sure that people don’t park in front of access gates and moaning about the neighbours house thats 500 yards away having a bonfire or a BBQ ahead of them.
Welcome to village life in the UK.
Jeremy, the horse bolted so long ago it’s died of old age already.
Why is this news? People have been saying that for 100 years.
I don’t want to blame rich people, but second homes that are lives in once a year maybe for a couple of weeks at a time may be an issue
Because wealthy landowners buy up farms, and pubs, and make homeownership unreachable?
He says sitting on his near £1b throne as he uses the Cotswold as his own personal playground.
Once upon a time, rural houses were occupied by farm workers, not city workers or retirees.
How many full time employees work on his 1,000 acre farm?
Old man annoyed because things aren’t like they were in the old days shock.
They keep voting Tory/Reform. I know, because I live in one. They’re perennially unhappy. They can’t seem to connect those dots, though.
Yes it’s terrible now everything is so car centric, I wonder who promoted that for 30 years?
Heard it all before. For good or ill, the rural spirit will continue in all its various forms.
Airbnb, 3rd 4th and 5th homes and buying up property and land as an investment and tax negation
He’s right. But he’s part of the problem.
Bellend.
Pretty rich coming from the guy who blew up a countryside house 😂
Probably because youngsters can’t afford to buy a property with the local income so they left
That’s what happens when communities are priced out.
**Clarkson cures cancer**
Reddit: ‘Hang him! Hang him!’
Why don’t he buy some houses there, make airbnbs, rent to costa and pret and see life spring right back up, also don’t pay taxes, use loopholes, avoidance is arrtse
Meanwhile, co-op and every pub – even Chatsworth takeaway – clears space in fridge for his appalling beer
Take that, micro breweries
Walk up the Main Street of Haworth, Bradford, every house either side has keysafes for guest air b&b’s, not a single genuine person is living there
>“If everyone does it, if all the farmers get together and buy a pub – as you can get a pub for chicken feed these days – it might work.”
Hey, farmers, you want to buy a failing business? Don’t worry, there’s a bunch of farmers who will probably want to have a local pub to go to. They even own the pub, so they’re invested in making sure it has business. You can all sell drinks to each other.
There’s no profit in it, but Clarkson will nod approvingly that the pub exists, and gives the village character, so you’ll have that going for you.
>“You don’t have a village doctor anymore. He’s in a health centre 30 miles away and you can’t get an appointment. There’s no village bobby on the beat. There’s no village vicar, there’s no village shop, there’s no village school.
No, you don’t. But I tell you what, if we raise taxes on the wealthy then maybe we could use that money to fund more local doctors, or local bobbies on the beat. Clarkson wouldn’t mind more taxes, would he?
He would?
Oh.
I tell you what. Why don’t they make a ‚theme village‘. It can be for the ultra wealthy. You go live in a pictureque cottage, with a nice little vegatable garden. Everyone has their own chickens for Local Eggs. A pig if you really want. There’s a vicar (paid actor), and bobby (paid actor, although there are also security to ensure outsiders and wind farms don’t ruin the vibe).
And there’s a pub. The fire is always roaring. There’s proper pub food. Local beers, and a cheerful, slightly racist landlord, to keep people comfortable.
There could be special events, like a hunt that marches through, or a beer festival. Paid actors would be on hand to ensure the cheerful, fantasy vision of the eartly 20th century is maintained. Cricket and village fetes. A tombola. Uh… what other sterotypes do these people go for?
There’s some good profit in it, and we could give it some tax breaks to encourage investment. Clarkson would love it.
„Back in my day…“
What else does he want to bring back?
Has anyone seen the hideous tourist trap that Clarkson has built?
[Diddly Squat Farm Shop Experience | Cotswold April 2025](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJcZErQCC0Y)
Not sure this guy really has the best interests of village people in mind.
The whole country is. We’re becoming an island of strangers. London isn’t England anymore and many other large cities will soon follow.
Wait until they see what they did with the castles. Can we move to the 21st century now?
Our village has a pub, post office, school, dedicated police person, community hall and a very active parish council.
Also, behind this are loads of people that dedicate time and effort to make things like cubs, scouts, fetes, provide facilities to the WI etc, to help build that sense of community.
That pool of willing volunteers is getting smaller and if anything is going to ‘destroy’ the village it’s that. People won’t be there to rattle the cages to get potholes fixed, arrange school visits from the pcso, manage events that facilitate those community bonds. Stuff that without, makes the village a pushover for unwanted change.
The government could have actually helped villages by encouraging WFH and increasing local demand for stuff like shops and pubs, but they’d rather all the money went to corporate landlords and coffee multinationals.
Too many londeners retiring around them and then moaning about the farm smell and factory noises.
nothing to do with rich cunts like him pricing any normal people out im sure
[You what?](https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOmU5OWRiMDI4LTMxMjgtNGQ5MS05ZGI2LWQ3ODI5ZjlhYzUyZDphYjU1MjY5Mi0xYWIwLTQwMGUtYTljMi0zZGE1NjM1MjE1Mjk=.jpg?crop=3:2,smart&trim=&width=640&quality=65)
Is it because tax avoiding multimillionaires are moving into farming villages to make tv shows and open farm shops where they charge £9 for a pound of potatoes?
Or is it because tax avoidance has pushed wealth inequality to the point where the only surviving businesses in villages are the post office, the betting shop and the offie?
God forbid society evolve. Back to the hunter-gatherer days that’s where community’s had true soul.
The village I grew up in is close to Jaguar Land Rover / Aston Martin near Leamington Spa. In the last 20 years, it’s grown and become hugely more expensive, because overpaid twats in their fast cars have bought houses. As a result, it’s become horribly dangerous on the roads due to their careless arrogant driving, and lost a lot of what made it so nice because ultimately, the people aren’t bothered about being part of the community.
Jokes on them… Aston Martin are going to get rid of 600 jobs. Hopefully it’ll mean the bastards will be forced to sell up and move somewhere else.
Because Londoners are coming up here and buying farms
I earn the UK median wage and cannot survive in one of the poorest counties of the UK. Rent and house prices have become unaffordable. As such, locals are driven away.
Argh grrr jezzer, it’s all those rich people moving in and taking over nice areas by either hoarding the nice properties to themselves or turning them out as air bnbs so the locals can’t get homes. Or out of touch celebs who’ve made their careers by saying dickheady things to dickheady audiences to get a reaction and have now decided to remarket themselves as a ‚friend‘ to the local farmers while simultaneously supporting the parties that actually don’t give a shot about them and only want to protect their own lands while driving the value up so villagers can’t ever afford to live in their own home villages.
Could be that jez you massive see you next Tuesday.