It’s how wars starts. Makes no mistakes, they are serious about getting Greenland. At first they will start to mess with their internal politics.
radicalelation on
Just the usual stuff to see prior to an invasion.
No biggie. Our special operation will only be TWO days, because we’re the best.
Jeffuary on
“Report M578955F- Still not a lot going on up here.”
TaxGuy2930 on
….why?
arilupe on
This is so sickening. How did our country become so ugly?
PeterVenkmanIII on
Eurasia is our ally and we were always at war with Greenland
MentalTourniquet on
Yet no questions about Trump’s age and senility. That’s only for Biden.
Day_of_Demeter on
I can just *feel* the price of eggs coming down.
gasahold on
And just when you thought Trump and his team could not be more wasteful and stupid.
justaheatattack on
how do I get a job that easy.
6 months of playing solitaire. One day writing a report.
„It’s cold.“
wes_wyhunnan on
On a side note, does it really take the FULL POWER of US intelligence agencies to spy on Greenland? Is there really that much going on a couple quick satellite passes and a google search couldn’t get to the bottom of?
PatchyWhiskers on
Absolute loonies. This tiny country is 50 thousand people, mostly native fishermen. Absolutely batshit.
Same_Net2953 on
The cornerstone of a great spy agency is announcing that you’re spying on another country
idiosyncrassy on
What is even in Greenland? What are they gonna spy on, polar bears and socioeconomic success?
Beforemath on
Wtf is this reality we’re living in?
LabRat_X on
JFC..we got 99 problems but a giant arctic landmass with just a few people isn’t one of em 🙄
Critical_Hamster_568 on
I guess they’ll fabricate a story to justify an invasion. Wouldn’t be the first time.
AgitatedStranger9698 on
Its like 500 people. Find the bar. Sit down. Wait.
Soupdeloup on
The insane part of this whole thing is that Greenland would happily share information, resources and allow military personnel in their country (as they have in the past, because.. that’s what allies do..), but that’s not good enough for Trump. The fact that he’s destroying all of what has already been established just to forcefully take over Greenland is absolutely fucking terrifying.
At this rate I’m assuming the US will give Greenland an ultimatum in the next ~2 years, and then they’ll end up in a full blown proxy war with whoever offers to help defend Greenland. Trump obviously isn’t letting this one go and the spying accusations, if true, are a huge escalation and proof that he’s willing to be a fucking idiot and actually invade.
Denmark has already taken notice of this. Start the 24-hour chicken-out timer
medorian on
So, Pete’s got em in the group chat. They’re privy.
MKUltra13711302 on
That’s like using the James Web to read a book
hifumiyo1 on
Spy on what? Their annual fish catch totals?
PsettP on
The fact that this “classified” info is being blasted to the public is hilarious
SaturnsClubhouse on
Peter Thiel is going to have to be dealt with.
This Greenland nonsense is all for him.
Blue_Swirling_Bunny on
Trump: „Still green?“
US Intelligence: „Yes, sir!“
Gresvigh on
So they’re taking away important resources from monitoring actual hostile nations in order to spy on a couple guys fishing.
Oh yeah, right after announcing that they’re gonna get rid of 20% of experienced top military leadership.
How can anyone NOT see that this administration is working for Putin?!
poppop702025 on
What’s to spy on there?
WTF
Mthatcherisa10 on
Yupp, gotta get that recipe for boiled cod with mustard sauce!
ImmaculateWeiss on
ryanreynoldsbutwhy.gif
goblueM on
This is like the Simpsons Bear Patrol episode
Mysterious-Tie7039 on
To spy on what about Greenland?
vindico1 on
Intelligence Report: „it’s cold“
Nvenom8 on
What the fuck are we doing?
LifeIsMontyPython on
What a waste of resources.
wasweissich on
The full power of us intelligence? So every person in Greenland has two cia agents listening in. „Hey johnson have you heard about what Ane said to Hans? I wonder how Aaviak feels about that“
hittingthesnooze on
Spy on what exactly? Some guy taking a rip on his sled?
Festering-Fecal on
Greenland should kick out military and military bases from America
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It’s how wars starts. Makes no mistakes, they are serious about getting Greenland. At first they will start to mess with their internal politics.
Just the usual stuff to see prior to an invasion.
No biggie. Our special operation will only be TWO days, because we’re the best.
“Report M578955F- Still not a lot going on up here.”
….why?
This is so sickening. How did our country become so ugly?
Eurasia is our ally and we were always at war with Greenland
Yet no questions about Trump’s age and senility. That’s only for Biden.
I can just *feel* the price of eggs coming down.
And just when you thought Trump and his team could not be more wasteful and stupid.
how do I get a job that easy.
6 months of playing solitaire. One day writing a report.
„It’s cold.“
On a side note, does it really take the FULL POWER of US intelligence agencies to spy on Greenland? Is there really that much going on a couple quick satellite passes and a google search couldn’t get to the bottom of?
Absolute loonies. This tiny country is 50 thousand people, mostly native fishermen. Absolutely batshit.
The cornerstone of a great spy agency is announcing that you’re spying on another country
What is even in Greenland? What are they gonna spy on, polar bears and socioeconomic success?
Wtf is this reality we’re living in?
JFC..we got 99 problems but a giant arctic landmass with just a few people isn’t one of em 🙄
I guess they’ll fabricate a story to justify an invasion. Wouldn’t be the first time.
Its like 500 people. Find the bar. Sit down. Wait.
The insane part of this whole thing is that Greenland would happily share information, resources and allow military personnel in their country (as they have in the past, because.. that’s what allies do..), but that’s not good enough for Trump. The fact that he’s destroying all of what has already been established just to forcefully take over Greenland is absolutely fucking terrifying.
At this rate I’m assuming the US will give Greenland an ultimatum in the next ~2 years, and then they’ll end up in a full blown proxy war with whoever offers to help defend Greenland. Trump obviously isn’t letting this one go and the spying accusations, if true, are a huge escalation and proof that he’s willing to be a fucking idiot and actually invade.
Surveillance already sussed by locals: [https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1kgwhj3/american_made_fb_groups_written_in_greenlandic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1kgwhj3/american_made_fb_groups_written_in_greenlandic/)
Denmark has already taken notice of this. Start the 24-hour chicken-out timer
So, Pete’s got em in the group chat. They’re privy.
That’s like using the James Web to read a book
Spy on what? Their annual fish catch totals?
The fact that this “classified” info is being blasted to the public is hilarious
Peter Thiel is going to have to be dealt with.
This Greenland nonsense is all for him.
Trump: „Still green?“
US Intelligence: „Yes, sir!“
So they’re taking away important resources from monitoring actual hostile nations in order to spy on a couple guys fishing.
Oh yeah, right after announcing that they’re gonna get rid of 20% of experienced top military leadership.
How can anyone NOT see that this administration is working for Putin?!
What’s to spy on there?
WTF
Yupp, gotta get that recipe for boiled cod with mustard sauce!
ryanreynoldsbutwhy.gif
This is like the Simpsons Bear Patrol episode
To spy on what about Greenland?
Intelligence Report: „it’s cold“
What the fuck are we doing?
What a waste of resources.
The full power of us intelligence? So every person in Greenland has two cia agents listening in. „Hey johnson have you heard about what Ane said to Hans? I wonder how Aaviak feels about that“
Spy on what exactly? Some guy taking a rip on his sled?
Greenland should kick out military and military bases from America