They will run a Trump speech through a Shannon filter and determine there is no actual information. The SN ration would likely cause them to doubt their own equipment.
They’ll move on to the Dolphins and White Mice who likely have more interesting things to say. The Fjords of Norway will impress them.
DisillusionedBook on
Depends at what range.
* At greater ranges we than the below we start to be a victim of the inevitable physics of the inverse square law, diffraction limits, etc..
* More than a few hundred light years away they will likely not see us at all, or at best might be able to pickup some odd chemicals unlikely to be of natural origin we are putting into the atmosphere, e.g. industrial-level pollutants.
* Closer than 100 light years they MIGHT be able to see some odd radio signals (if they have a massive dish that happens to point at the tiny needle in a haystack area of our solar system – i.e. they’d have to be surveying every area of their sky, also assuming we are not blocked from their line of sight by dense regions of the milky way) and they MIGHT figure out how to descramble those into meaningful pictures and sound.
* Closer than 50 light years away they will probably know that we are a fucking mental species determined to kill each other, and will decide to keep the fuck away.
All of this adds up to why it is also unlikely we will be able to find them!
1leggeddog on
The satellite network would be the first giveaway if they are close
ThePetrarc on
Mostly they would be surprised, but after analyzing our signals they would realize that there is no intelligent life here.
one_pound_of_flesh on
EM signals that don’t match known celestial sources. Same as what we are looking for.
CoastPuzzleheaded513 on
None. There is no intelligence here. It is a planet filled with idiots that are killing their own home and each other over „monopoly money“ to see who can have the most of it so they can be the biggest ape on the space rock.
theanedditor on
Atmospheric spectrum readings for manmade chemical traces. If their tech can pick it up, faint light on the darkside of the planet.
Radio/broadcast signals are more just a buzzing once they’re out around Pluto, finding the radio messaging back and forth to Voyager(s) would be infinitesimally difficult to find, let alone pick up.
Lonestar-Boogie on
It won’t be Reddit, that’s for sure. At least not my posts, anyway.
Proximus84 on
Not a lot of intelligence on this planet currently.
physicalphysics314 on
The correct response is radio bursts and gamma ray flashes from nuclear testing.
livelaughlove631 on
They would have picked up our radio waves long before they entered the solar system
MaintenanceOk315 on
They’ll probably watch some Zack D. films and leave Earth
jjamesr539 on
The most likely would be the presence of artificial light on the dark side of the planet. *We* can already detect differences in light transmission, reflectivity, and star dimming (from planets in other systems eclipsing their stars) well enough to roughly calculate the composition of atmosphere and size of those planets. That information would take many years to reach very far, but an advanced race within a reasonable number of light years shouldn’t have much trouble detecting the same from our own planet and noticing the anomalies. Of course, they could probably also detect radio and satellite transmissions as well but the question was about what they’d *see*.
MrAmazingXD_ on
Our math, and our progression into higher levels of math. I’m sure any species capable of traveling here would have ways to interpret our math.
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
If they are observing us from 20~100 light years away which would be extremely close, and assuming they have more advanced detection than we do- they would be seeing broadcast media from 1930s ish. If they examined and could get direct spectral imaging of Earth they would see CO2 and Methane in a Nitrogen and O2 atmosphere with water- which is a sign of life.
If they watched us, as time went on they could see the rapid CO2 changes and of course increasing transmissions of radio waves.
Estproph on
How do we know they would see any signs at all?
IBEGOOD-IDOGOOD on
Dinosaurs probably. Light at long distances shows the past.
Realistic_Talk_9178 on
Not very many signs.And they probably can sense this
MsGorteck on
I don’t think they will see intelligent life before they will see President Trump.
pavels_ceti_eel on
none trust they will see a bunch of dumb apes
Holiday-Oil-882 on
To think that space aliens are looking for us the way we are looking for them seems far fetched.
serviceadvisorshay on
They’ll leave quickly after all of the depression.
oneupme on
I think it’s going to something that shows up on spectrometers as those have the greatest distance. Perhaps some artificial compounds that only occur artificially.
Second would be radio transmissions. They would detect that long before they observe any physical surface or orbital items.
ramriot on
It really does not matter, once they get a good look they will realise their mistake & move on.
j20Taylor on
What if Aliens don’t exist until we view them?
Renturu on
Zero. We’re doomed. Unfortunately, we would have to be a benefit to an intergalactic society.
zutpetje on
They already turned around shocked by the sheer stupidity of mankind.
Gilgaberry on
They would probably wonder why there is nuclear radiation eminating from most of the surface of the planet. „No….we were too late.“ (in some strange screeching alien language)
IamAFlaw on
An orange ape talking about curing a virus by drinking bleach and shoving a uv light up his butt.
Substantial-Ant-9183 on
Radio signnals most likely. They have been traveling at light speed for 100 years now
RantCasey-42 on
Ot much really, unless they kook ar lower firms if life
Long-Aardvark3087 on
When they see us drinking coffee .. they must be thinking “what black poison are these human drinking” … they must be crazy
RedPandaM79 on
Not from our governments LOL
They will not find any intelligence there.
Should they found much earlier our radio/tv transmissions? We are transmitting since more than a century. Even at a percent of speed of light, it should be “visible” over proxima centauri easily
CrustyFlaming0 on
“Look at those little ants running around. Oh cute! Look here’s a big fat orange one. Looks like that might be the king ant… don’t know why the soldier ants are killing all the worker ants though…”
szornyu on
Aliens?
Nah, their AI will observe our AI used by evil men to build FASCISM.
Look, i know we all want to take the scientific high road and bury our heads in the sand we had airlifted into our „evidence based“ ivory towers of peer review, but one must at *least* consider the possibility that we are examining this whole question from an extremely biased and „human centric“ perspective.
Wise_Use1012 on
As long as they don’t look at america, china, russia or the northern half of korea. Then they might see some intelligence.
monsantobreath on
If the ecosystem is fucked due to industrial activity.
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The 1936 Berlin Olympics broadcast…!
Tariffs. They will see and probably get tariffs.
They will run a Trump speech through a Shannon filter and determine there is no actual information. The SN ration would likely cause them to doubt their own equipment.
They’ll move on to the Dolphins and White Mice who likely have more interesting things to say. The Fjords of Norway will impress them.
Depends at what range.
* At greater ranges we than the below we start to be a victim of the inevitable physics of the inverse square law, diffraction limits, etc..
* More than a few hundred light years away they will likely not see us at all, or at best might be able to pickup some odd chemicals unlikely to be of natural origin we are putting into the atmosphere, e.g. industrial-level pollutants.
* Closer than 100 light years they MIGHT be able to see some odd radio signals (if they have a massive dish that happens to point at the tiny needle in a haystack area of our solar system – i.e. they’d have to be surveying every area of their sky, also assuming we are not blocked from their line of sight by dense regions of the milky way) and they MIGHT figure out how to descramble those into meaningful pictures and sound.
* Closer than 50 light years away they will probably know that we are a fucking mental species determined to kill each other, and will decide to keep the fuck away.
All of this adds up to why it is also unlikely we will be able to find them!
The satellite network would be the first giveaway if they are close
Mostly they would be surprised, but after analyzing our signals they would realize that there is no intelligent life here.
EM signals that don’t match known celestial sources. Same as what we are looking for.
None. There is no intelligence here. It is a planet filled with idiots that are killing their own home and each other over „monopoly money“ to see who can have the most of it so they can be the biggest ape on the space rock.
Atmospheric spectrum readings for manmade chemical traces. If their tech can pick it up, faint light on the darkside of the planet.
Radio/broadcast signals are more just a buzzing once they’re out around Pluto, finding the radio messaging back and forth to Voyager(s) would be infinitesimally difficult to find, let alone pick up.
It won’t be Reddit, that’s for sure. At least not my posts, anyway.
Not a lot of intelligence on this planet currently.
The correct response is radio bursts and gamma ray flashes from nuclear testing.
They would have picked up our radio waves long before they entered the solar system
They’ll probably watch some Zack D. films and leave Earth
The most likely would be the presence of artificial light on the dark side of the planet. *We* can already detect differences in light transmission, reflectivity, and star dimming (from planets in other systems eclipsing their stars) well enough to roughly calculate the composition of atmosphere and size of those planets. That information would take many years to reach very far, but an advanced race within a reasonable number of light years shouldn’t have much trouble detecting the same from our own planet and noticing the anomalies. Of course, they could probably also detect radio and satellite transmissions as well but the question was about what they’d *see*.
Our math, and our progression into higher levels of math. I’m sure any species capable of traveling here would have ways to interpret our math.
If they are observing us from 20~100 light years away which would be extremely close, and assuming they have more advanced detection than we do- they would be seeing broadcast media from 1930s ish. If they examined and could get direct spectral imaging of Earth they would see CO2 and Methane in a Nitrogen and O2 atmosphere with water- which is a sign of life.
If they watched us, as time went on they could see the rapid CO2 changes and of course increasing transmissions of radio waves.
How do we know they would see any signs at all?
Dinosaurs probably. Light at long distances shows the past.
Not very many signs.And they probably can sense this
I don’t think they will see intelligent life before they will see President Trump.
none trust they will see a bunch of dumb apes
To think that space aliens are looking for us the way we are looking for them seems far fetched.
They’ll leave quickly after all of the depression.
I think it’s going to something that shows up on spectrometers as those have the greatest distance. Perhaps some artificial compounds that only occur artificially.
Second would be radio transmissions. They would detect that long before they observe any physical surface or orbital items.
It really does not matter, once they get a good look they will realise their mistake & move on.
What if Aliens don’t exist until we view them?
Zero. We’re doomed. Unfortunately, we would have to be a benefit to an intergalactic society.
They already turned around shocked by the sheer stupidity of mankind.
They would probably wonder why there is nuclear radiation eminating from most of the surface of the planet. „No….we were too late.“ (in some strange screeching alien language)
An orange ape talking about curing a virus by drinking bleach and shoving a uv light up his butt.
Radio signnals most likely. They have been traveling at light speed for 100 years now
Ot much really, unless they kook ar lower firms if life
When they see us drinking coffee .. they must be thinking “what black poison are these human drinking” … they must be crazy
Not from our governments LOL
They will not find any intelligence there.
Should they found much earlier our radio/tv transmissions? We are transmitting since more than a century. Even at a percent of speed of light, it should be “visible” over proxima centauri easily
“Look at those little ants running around. Oh cute! Look here’s a big fat orange one. Looks like that might be the king ant… don’t know why the soldier ants are killing all the worker ants though…”
Aliens?
Nah, their AI will observe our AI used by evil men to build FASCISM.
#[sighs and gets ready for downvotes](https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/s/MUS8vOVV6W)
Look, i know we all want to take the scientific high road and bury our heads in the sand we had airlifted into our „evidence based“ ivory towers of peer review, but one must at *least* consider the possibility that we are examining this whole question from an extremely biased and „human centric“ perspective.
As long as they don’t look at america, china, russia or the northern half of korea. Then they might see some intelligence.
If the ecosystem is fucked due to industrial activity.