Ich bin zu 1 % Norweger! Los gehts!! Was sind einige wichtige unangemessene Ausdrücke, die ich sagen kann?

My first recommendation is to delete this post before you get too much hate. 1% Norwegian doesnt mean anything for us here.

You can begin with „Sverige er bra“

Gulebøy

I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not

[Hestkuk](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hestkuk). The wiki only mentions the vulgar use case though. With the right intonation it can also be used to express something akin to „you’re alright“, like if someone just played a harmless prank on you or told a good story or joke.