Was zum Teufel

Exactly! I wasn’t ready for THIS HEAT after 2 years living here

Its not summer untill you sweat your ass off in the toilet

You need to space it out strategically. Have pastourmas + krasata loukanika for breakfast, 2 enisximenes pitta soublaki for lunch, and 1 faousa mezedes for dinner and hey presto, guaranteed constipation! Then when you want to go, have a malboro light and one pokka vanilla, find the nearest toilet, quadruple lock the door, put on a ball gag to muffle your screams so the neighbours won’t call the ambulance/police/exorcist, and ξημπάρωσε τα κράνκα σου.

Ρε μαλακά, I end up soaking wet afterwards during this heat, it’s hell.