Ich verlasse Norwegen nicht mit leeren Händen!

Buy a lot of smash and use it as your pickup line.

„Hey bby, would you like sum smash“.

If that doesn’t work, you can recover with this „I lived my whole life believing that I would never get a phone call from a vegetable, then boom, onion rings.“

Good luck, and welcome back to Norway anytime 🙂 hehe