Bet everything Republicans would scream “BIDEN ASSASSINATED TRUMP!!!!!!” If Iran did that
kalgary on
It’s unwise to get within the reach of someone who has threatened to punch you.
FightSmartTrav on
And it’s not probably not going to end once his term does.
OllyDee on
Killing Trump would be a mistake. Do you want a potentially competent enemy Iran?
Thesorus on
I imagine the US Secret Service would have done the same thing for any president.
Extract him whatever happens to the rest of the people with them.
Their sole job is the protection of the POTUS.
Obviously, in that case, with the use of the golden bribe plane being used makes the whole situation untenable.
RunnyTinkles on
Maybe he should have just tried being nicer to everybody?
Skim003 on
Probably got that intel from Russia.
0Hakuna_Matata0 on
Hasn’t the idiot been using an unsecured personal cell phone for 10 years? I remember reading an article about the feds finding random unidentified mobile stingray cell signal intercept devices in Washington DC near the White House during his first term.
RoseCityHooligan on
I don’t doubt that he got scared and fled but I do wonder if this is just the assassination attempt of the week story to distract from:
* The Epstein files
* The Iran war started to distract from the Epstein files
* The insane raises in the cost of living that resulted from the Iran war started to distract from the Epstein files.
lucky420 on
They followed the shit stains and the smell
SLGuitar on
They tracked him that far and then what, just watched? I mean, if they could find him that accurately, why would they bother with a plane?
Soul_lessDNA on
What’s the big deal?
You assassinated their leader during an ongoing dialogue.
What do you expect in return?
Epistatious on
The more i hear about this the less i care
evantom34 on
Oh, anyways
bitemark01 on
Love how they just fucked over everyone else getting on the decoy plane
Knomp2112 on
So, it’s either (1) this is a BS story to give trump more excuses to bomb Iran and get the money to do it or (2) the people in charge of security are the same people whose task was to fix the Reflection Pool for USA 250?
Nick85er on
The dumb fuck opened up office of POTUS by doing the taboo thing no one does and went for decapitation, but completely incompetently.
Fair is fair in war. Also, Im sick of this treasounous pedophile fuck corrupting USG and *our* institutions.
KamKorn on
Thing is… he has ordered the killing of their leadership and family. That has to be enough reason for them to feel a way.
Marsupialize on
Thank goodness he was able to heroically put a dress on and hide in a catering cart to escape
IsMagicRealOrNo on
They don’t even have to assassinate him. Just the constant threat alone will keep his paranoia and blood pressure up to push his failing body over the finish line.
Historical-Finish564 on
Wait, this can’t be true. I just read Trump said that he completely obliterated every single military asset they had. For about the eighth time even.
4ndril on
They understood the assignment
Opetyr on
With his ego we all know which floor he was on.
sunny0_0 on
The problem for Donald Trump is that he’s too fat and orange. It’s too easy to spot him a mile away. And, if there is no direct line of sight, not even dogs are needed to sniff him out 🤢.
Commercial_Tip4624 on
I reckon Iran will do us all a favor and pop his clogs November 8th, 2028.
MsHelvetica on
Imagine spending your whole life training to be Secret Service and dying to protect a pedophile…
NeighborhoodVeteran on
Why does trump keep underestimating Iran when he hasn’t even beat them yet?
luffy_mib on
Oh boy, looks like Trump just opened Pandora’s Box for himself, and we all know the act itself can never be undone. Him and his family and inner circle will never be safe after his term is over.
pleasegivemepatience on
It’s an incredibly sad state of our times and country that so many were wishing they would have taken him out. I can’t imagine a more intense global celebration than when Donald finally dies. It will be short lived bc we’re still stuck with Vance and the rest of the fascist GOP, but it will be a glorious celebration.
wrxninja on
Hmm…it’ll either be his poopy diaper or Iranian assassination. Iran wanted him dead since his first Presidency. It only intensified with the current.
RopePlus8947 on
Next president can exchange Trump family and admin for Hormuz opening. Everyone wins
UnionGuyCanada on
I do not want Trump to die. I want him to continue to be a disgusting human being so Americans, and the world, are constantly reminded that this is who America is. This is their chosen leader by the majority of people who could be bothered to vote.
No one can ever forget.
AgreeablePeople on
But what’s the point? Isn’t the existence of the threat itself the most valuable thing? Killing a sitting US president gains nothing practical for them
Fantastic_Yam_3971 on
And he put Little Marco and Bessent on the plane anyways 😅😅😅😅
zushiba on
Damn. So close to a new holiday.
vodeodeo55 on
I refuse to believe this. The man who fought off Secret Service agents to do a fist pump while being shot at would never hide in a food cart!/s
Popular-Departure165 on
I’ve heard that Iran is pretty good at assassinating people. Trump is probably the hardest person in the world to get, and they *almost* got him.
SnodePlannen on
Turn about is fair play.
Squeegee on
I doubt it was actually Iran that did this, I suspect they had help, most likely Russia.
sayerofstuffs on
So close, next time
Kuhrazy on
What kind of fucking moron starts a war then flies to a country within missile range.
ravheim on
As much as I dislike Trump, am I the only one that thinks explaining exactly how he was secured and removed from the plan is highly idiotic? The next time any potential saboteurs will know to watch for a hand off.
NotOK1955 on
I’m no trump fan, by any measure, but that is fucking scary that Iran could do this kind of tracking!
ThePlanck on
He assassinated their President/Pope rolled into one, and bombed a school killing hundreds of children (not to mention all the other civillians he’s killed)
Trump is to Iran what Osama bin Laden was to the US
Spark99 on
I wonder if the next president is going to revoke his secret service detail like he did to Biden.
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Just finish the job already
Bet everything Republicans would scream “BIDEN ASSASSINATED TRUMP!!!!!!” If Iran did that
It’s unwise to get within the reach of someone who has threatened to punch you.
And it’s not probably not going to end once his term does.
Killing Trump would be a mistake. Do you want a potentially competent enemy Iran?
I imagine the US Secret Service would have done the same thing for any president.
Extract him whatever happens to the rest of the people with them.
Their sole job is the protection of the POTUS.
Obviously, in that case, with the use of the golden bribe plane being used makes the whole situation untenable.
Maybe he should have just tried being nicer to everybody?
Probably got that intel from Russia.
Hasn’t the idiot been using an unsecured personal cell phone for 10 years? I remember reading an article about the feds finding random unidentified mobile stingray cell signal intercept devices in Washington DC near the White House during his first term.
I don’t doubt that he got scared and fled but I do wonder if this is just the assassination attempt of the week story to distract from:
* The Epstein files
* The Iran war started to distract from the Epstein files
* The insane raises in the cost of living that resulted from the Iran war started to distract from the Epstein files.
They followed the shit stains and the smell
They tracked him that far and then what, just watched? I mean, if they could find him that accurately, why would they bother with a plane?
What’s the big deal?
You assassinated their leader during an ongoing dialogue.
What do you expect in return?
The more i hear about this the less i care
Oh, anyways
Love how they just fucked over everyone else getting on the decoy plane
So, it’s either (1) this is a BS story to give trump more excuses to bomb Iran and get the money to do it or (2) the people in charge of security are the same people whose task was to fix the Reflection Pool for USA 250?
The dumb fuck opened up office of POTUS by doing the taboo thing no one does and went for decapitation, but completely incompetently.
Fair is fair in war. Also, Im sick of this treasounous pedophile fuck corrupting USG and *our* institutions.
Thing is… he has ordered the killing of their leadership and family. That has to be enough reason for them to feel a way.
Thank goodness he was able to heroically put a dress on and hide in a catering cart to escape
They don’t even have to assassinate him. Just the constant threat alone will keep his paranoia and blood pressure up to push his failing body over the finish line.
Wait, this can’t be true. I just read Trump said that he completely obliterated every single military asset they had. For about the eighth time even.
They understood the assignment
With his ego we all know which floor he was on.
The problem for Donald Trump is that he’s too fat and orange. It’s too easy to spot him a mile away. And, if there is no direct line of sight, not even dogs are needed to sniff him out 🤢.
I reckon Iran will do us all a favor and pop his clogs November 8th, 2028.
Imagine spending your whole life training to be Secret Service and dying to protect a pedophile…
Why does trump keep underestimating Iran when he hasn’t even beat them yet?
Oh boy, looks like Trump just opened Pandora’s Box for himself, and we all know the act itself can never be undone. Him and his family and inner circle will never be safe after his term is over.
It’s an incredibly sad state of our times and country that so many were wishing they would have taken him out. I can’t imagine a more intense global celebration than when Donald finally dies. It will be short lived bc we’re still stuck with Vance and the rest of the fascist GOP, but it will be a glorious celebration.
Hmm…it’ll either be his poopy diaper or Iranian assassination. Iran wanted him dead since his first Presidency. It only intensified with the current.
Next president can exchange Trump family and admin for Hormuz opening. Everyone wins
I do not want Trump to die. I want him to continue to be a disgusting human being so Americans, and the world, are constantly reminded that this is who America is. This is their chosen leader by the majority of people who could be bothered to vote.
No one can ever forget.
But what’s the point? Isn’t the existence of the threat itself the most valuable thing? Killing a sitting US president gains nothing practical for them
And he put Little Marco and Bessent on the plane anyways 😅😅😅😅
Damn. So close to a new holiday.
I refuse to believe this. The man who fought off Secret Service agents to do a fist pump while being shot at would never hide in a food cart!/s
I’ve heard that Iran is pretty good at assassinating people. Trump is probably the hardest person in the world to get, and they *almost* got him.
Turn about is fair play.
I doubt it was actually Iran that did this, I suspect they had help, most likely Russia.
So close, next time
What kind of fucking moron starts a war then flies to a country within missile range.
As much as I dislike Trump, am I the only one that thinks explaining exactly how he was secured and removed from the plan is highly idiotic? The next time any potential saboteurs will know to watch for a hand off.
I’m no trump fan, by any measure, but that is fucking scary that Iran could do this kind of tracking!
He assassinated their President/Pope rolled into one, and bombed a school killing hundreds of children (not to mention all the other civillians he’s killed)
Trump is to Iran what Osama bin Laden was to the US
I wonder if the next president is going to revoke his secret service detail like he did to Biden.