Aufgrund der Kraftstoffkrise mussten DoorDashers in Lipezk, Russland, ihre Fahrzeuge anpassen und wechseln.
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Aufgrund der Kraftstoffkrise mussten DoorDashers in Lipezk, Russland, ihre Fahrzeuge anpassen und wechseln.
https://v.redd.it/fb2c4fhwp5eh1
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wow
You want those fries & burgers shaken not stirred? Gotcha mate!!
All going according to plan in ~~tzarist communist stalinist socialist~~ putinist ruzzia.
I thought I ordered milk not milk shake
Poordash
Why not use bicycles/electric bikes like they do throughout the rest of the modern world?
A classic one horsepower vehicle.
Except it’s not door dash, it’s the Russian knock off version
I do not think this is serious attempt. A bicycle would be much more effective.
Reindeer and sled in a couple months…
Slava Ukraini…🇺🇦
Well, at least it’s good for the planet
Look it’s the phony express
Ok, but credit where it’s due. I’d probably tip more if a dasher trotted up to my place on a horse.
Instead of gas they need to feed the horse
So horsefood is the new gas
Reducing themselves to serfdom through the war they started. 😂
This is how long it takes to realize how little we need the modern world.
Lavrov’s new job
Back to the 19th century with you!
If only someone had invented bycicles. Lmfao
Oh – My – Fucking – God!
(Omfg just didn’t quite Say it)
Holy shit.. it’s back to horse and cart! It’s happening fast!
My car won’t start.
Yea that’s because you’re filling it with fuel that’s shit so your engine is now fucked! Proper fucked!
Ivan down the road is selling horses for a good deal
But why can’t I get a new engine,
Well because it’s made in the EU ,
And they don’t like us because we kill civilians and all the cyber attacks
Plus we shoot down there passenger planes and steal them too , so with sanctions your fancy BMW is fucked and worthless
But remember, Ivan is selling horses!
Horses wtf! I’m a rich Russian!
You might be. But there is no fuel , and ur rich now soon that paper will not be worth anything
Just go and buy the horse
Yea it’s all the Rage now , no fuel needed , and even door dash using them
Look… the best I can do is mount a Dash cam with a power bank on it , that will be 1 billion Rubles.
Mid 2026 – life in Russia!
No fuel, no problem. DoorDash Lipetsk just unlocked the equestrian delivery meta. Haven’t seen a horse-drawn food run since the 19th century. Russia really speedrunning the regression tech tree these days. At least the customers get a story out of it, if the borscht doesn’t freeze on the way.
The fuel for horse is in abundance.
TIL there is doordash in Russia. makes me sad some companies still operate there.
It’s like CIV where you put all your research into microchips & cell phones but didn’t invest in automotive tech tree at all
I bet she waited her whole life for that opportunity!
That’s a good horse, maybe even a Lipizzaner. Privileged class out having fun with their toys. Magyar should make a couple visits to Lipetsk to check their attitude.
This is on someone’s bingo card for sure
Say what you will, but horses are highly manureable.
Deindustrialisation
Delivery Specials this week:
Scrambled potatoes
Scrambled cabbage
Scrambled vodka
80% discount on self pickup
They are going backwards in time, just like how Orbán brought back vármegye (castle county) by changing megye (county), which was a thing in the middle age at around 1000 in Hungary
Honestly i´d order a ton more 😀
Horsedash
Fu#k DoorDash.
Rip off here in the US and douche-bags doing business in Russia.
Stop supporting these greedy POS’s.
But they eat grass and hay from the public park, drink rainwater, and crap for free wherever they please… they might be slow, but they’re cheaper… and if they break down, you’ve always got sausages and meat for goulash. cca 150 kg..Economics always wins…
Sorry, but I’m calling this one a win for Russia.
A woman riding a horse is badass.
Where I live, all we get is a migrant on a stolen bike.