* Come and listen to my allegory
* ‚Bout a man named Grigory
* A poor lada engineer,
* Barely kept his family fed.
* And then one day
* He was lookin‘ at some food,
* And down from the sky came a-bubblin‘ crude.
* Oil that is, black gold, Moscow Mist.
* Well the first thing you know
* Grigory’s in despair,
* Kinfolk said „Grig move away from there“.
* Said „Donbas the place you outta be“.
* So they loaded up the truck
* And they moved to Chimea.
* Ukraine that is, flushing toilets, opera houses.
* Well now it’s time to say
* Goodby to Grig and all his kin,
* They would like to thank
* The drones for kindly droppin‘ in.
* You’re all invited back again to not his locality
* To have a heapin‘ helpin‘ of their hospitality.
* Conscript that is, sit a spell, take your camo off.
* Y’all go back now, y’hear?
IrishGandalf1 on
Black like there hearts
gw74 on
my top tip for avoiding black rain is to not invade countries
rts93 on
Then better send a video address telling Putin to look out of Kremlin’s window. The corrupt mayor must not be telling him, if only he knew, he would solve the issue!
lethalfang on
Suffer!
RockingRocker on
Shouldn’t have started a war then
Devils_Advocate-69 on
Their complaint is stains on their clothes
altered_beast1976 on
They can thank their idiot Botox midget president
ednorog on
I’m sorry this had to happen. But I’m not sorry it happened.
Then-Ad-345 on
Oh no. Anyway, get the hell out of Ukraine.
Pristine-Librarian43 on
Oggi è stata una bellissima giornata, finalmente i moscoviti hanno potuto fare il pieno alle loro auto ripulendo le strade dalla melma oleastra del loro fottuto petrolio. Bravissimi gli ucraini a portare la distribuzione anche a casa vostra, ragazzi abbiamo altro lavoro il Cremlino ci attende li c’è ancora tanto da fare. Auguro di cuore ai russi puttiniani di imparare nel breve periodo a sopravvivere dato che l’orologio mondiale per voi russi le lancette girano al contrario in questo momento grazie al vostro gerarca siete caduti agli anni 80 quando non avevate nulla da mangiare. Continuate così e entro natale sarete ai primi del 900. Complimentoni ah 😂😂🤣🤣
RhubarbSalty3588 on
Any other refineries in Moscow? (Asking for a friend).
monkeybawz on
Wait until this has been happening for 3 months rather than 3 days.
Accurate-Airport-540 on
Now you are all rich! Mastermind Putin is finally sharing your nations natural resources with you the common people! The elite is already rich enough, now they are giving this to you, enjoy your oil!
Glidepath22 on
I see more in the extended forecast
Shqiptar89 on
Gives me flashbacks to the war in Kosovo. My people endured slavery and genocide for how long and kept pushing for freedom. The Serbs in Serbia didn’t give a shit about human suffering.
Then the Serbs got bombed for 90 days and it was mostly buildings and to hear them speak about is fascinating. You’d think they’d endured Auschwitz.
Same crap with the Russians. Until now they kept calling Ukrainians animals and Nazis and that the war was good. When it comes home they suddenly become pacifists…
Blue_Bi0hazard on
Worst part is you cannot fix that environmental damage, it’s getting into the ground
Happy-Example-1022 on
And 1.4 million of your men are seriously wounded missing or dead. Where was your thoughts on this?
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It’s like rain, on your wedding day. But worse.
Make it rain Ukraine!
> Residents in the south-east of Moscow region told the BBC that a fine drizzle had left „unpleasant black spots“ on their clothes.
> Moscow authorities denied that any „oil rain“ had been falling.
Nyet comrade! You are imagining black rain. If you disagree, we can show you wonderful window with good view of the city.
Then maybe they can complain about the war their poisonous president is waging against Ukraine.
Oh that’s a shame isn’t it
#blackrain #winning
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnId_jKRoxI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnId_jKRoxI)
😭😭😭😭😭
* Come and listen to my allegory
* ‚Bout a man named Grigory
* A poor lada engineer,
* Barely kept his family fed.
* And then one day
* He was lookin‘ at some food,
* And down from the sky came a-bubblin‘ crude.
* Oil that is, black gold, Moscow Mist.
* Well the first thing you know
* Grigory’s in despair,
* Kinfolk said „Grig move away from there“.
* Said „Donbas the place you outta be“.
* So they loaded up the truck
* And they moved to Chimea.
* Ukraine that is, flushing toilets, opera houses.
* Well now it’s time to say
* Goodby to Grig and all his kin,
* They would like to thank
* The drones for kindly droppin‘ in.
* You’re all invited back again to not his locality
* To have a heapin‘ helpin‘ of their hospitality.
* Conscript that is, sit a spell, take your camo off.
* Y’all go back now, y’hear?
Black like there hearts
my top tip for avoiding black rain is to not invade countries
Then better send a video address telling Putin to look out of Kremlin’s window. The corrupt mayor must not be telling him, if only he knew, he would solve the issue!
Suffer!
Shouldn’t have started a war then
Their complaint is stains on their clothes
They can thank their idiot Botox midget president
I’m sorry this had to happen. But I’m not sorry it happened.
Oh no. Anyway, get the hell out of Ukraine.
Oggi è stata una bellissima giornata, finalmente i moscoviti hanno potuto fare il pieno alle loro auto ripulendo le strade dalla melma oleastra del loro fottuto petrolio. Bravissimi gli ucraini a portare la distribuzione anche a casa vostra, ragazzi abbiamo altro lavoro il Cremlino ci attende li c’è ancora tanto da fare. Auguro di cuore ai russi puttiniani di imparare nel breve periodo a sopravvivere dato che l’orologio mondiale per voi russi le lancette girano al contrario in questo momento grazie al vostro gerarca siete caduti agli anni 80 quando non avevate nulla da mangiare. Continuate così e entro natale sarete ai primi del 900. Complimentoni ah 😂😂🤣🤣
Any other refineries in Moscow? (Asking for a friend).
Wait until this has been happening for 3 months rather than 3 days.
Now you are all rich! Mastermind Putin is finally sharing your nations natural resources with you the common people! The elite is already rich enough, now they are giving this to you, enjoy your oil!
I see more in the extended forecast
Gives me flashbacks to the war in Kosovo. My people endured slavery and genocide for how long and kept pushing for freedom. The Serbs in Serbia didn’t give a shit about human suffering.
Then the Serbs got bombed for 90 days and it was mostly buildings and to hear them speak about is fascinating. You’d think they’d endured Auschwitz.
Same crap with the Russians. Until now they kept calling Ukrainians animals and Nazis and that the war was good. When it comes home they suddenly become pacifists…
Worst part is you cannot fix that environmental damage, it’s getting into the ground
And 1.4 million of your men are seriously wounded missing or dead. Where was your thoughts on this?