I wonder why… beatings will continue until morale improves
invyros on
> Meta will allow people reassigned to the AI task force to reapply for other jobs within Meta if they want to, and it is increasing budgets for travel, events, and snacks, Wired reported.
Oh, they’ve decided to release the prisoners?
I guess mass layoffs and mandatory „fun“ times can be detrimental to morale, who would have thought?
Brodakk on
*Just have fun with it!*
– Meta C Suite, after firing everyone’s friends
Lofteed on
turns out working for astroturf mill sucks
Ryan1869 on
Well gee, it’s not very hard to guess why.
Candid_Cat_5921 on
It’s this way all over big tech. It turns out CEOs and top brass saying engineers will eventually all be replaced by coding AI… doesn’t really make people want to work as hard anymore.
NoInvestment3870 on
Meh, let it collapse under that lack of morale & scruples.
Rayzee14 on
Only way to get morale higher is to help make Zuckerberg a trillionaire.
SoulEviscerator on
Yet everyone keeps using WhatsApp, Facebook, etc… And wonders why nothing ever changes.
bobjr94 on
‚the worst it’s ever been‘ so far
Dreamtrain on
Ironically I feel like AI is capable of making decisions that are more empathic than what the leadership of Meta would
Basic_Chemistry9499 on
Luckily for Mark Zuckerberg, only Elon Musk can beat him out as „Worst Tech Bro“ ever.
fact-finding-mission on
So it turns out that when the company goal shifts from being an innovator to making the world a dystopian hellhole for money, it really bums people out. Who wouldda thunk?
slindshady on
Well, let your AI fix it.
webbyyy on
„C:Mon guys, I know we’re deliberately making your life harder, but cheer up.“
_BreakingGood_ on
>Meta increased the budget for snacks and travel to combat the morale problem
Oh gee, they really pinpointed the exact issue there, didn’t they? /s
ExpensiveCancel8 on
how strange does anyone have a theory for why that may be?
shun_tak on
The firings will continue until morale improves
SharpPoetry on
Might be to do with the thousands of friends and colleagues getting fired for no damn reason but a pizza party or two should turn that frown upside down.
TwistedPepperCan on
Unless they are getting rid of Zuck then moral is going to stay in the tank.
chickenturrrd on
Who would have thought..gosh!
AnagnorisisForMe on
Why is low morale such a surprise to META leadership? They just engineered an utter bloodbath.
tonynca on
How is he able to be this public with this without getting fired???
Krack73 on
Well, no sxxt Sherlock.
Redacted as not sure about if swearing is allowed.
Sqee on
Congratulations, you played yourself.
FaithlessnessOwn5573 on
wasn’t this the same guy who told employees „you should quit if you feel that way, I mean it“ like a year ago? wild pivot from „door’s right there“ to „please stay, here’s some snacks“
feijoax on
No shit Sherlock.
Curioussasquatch on
this is the fourth year of mass layoffs in a row. to be honest, companies with high achieving employees get to layoff employees exactly 1 time before it deeply impacts trust in leadership, morale, and innovation.
Fantastic-Speech-438 on
If you’re told you have to code your replacement, and see your colleagues being made redundant all around you, then yeah, your moral will drop.
We have to start realising that these tech bros, tech moguls etc are not that intelligent. They operate on one rule only – fast growth at any cost. Very few can play the long game, and even fewer have „human happiness“ as a KPI.
Alternative-hex on
Work for a shit company, get treated like shit, who knew!
CaravelClerihew on
Have their tried asking AI about it?
Agile-Enthusiasm on
Gates realized when it was his time to leave as ceo at ms in 2000..
Wonder if zuck will realize it is his time to reset his firmware into retirement mode soon
StarrySkye3 on
The worst it’s ever been… yet.
kvimbi on
What was the name of the website. Can’t remember…. Oh I know. MySpace. It’s just a natural order of things. See you in metaverse Facebook
johntwoods on
„Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.“
Dannybuoy77 on
Technology was always supposed to make us all happy and prosperous. But in reality technology is making only really a few prosperous and happy. Although I do question if these tech billionaires and C-suite people are actually happy. If they were actually truly happy would they be these megalomaniacs they so often become?
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I wonder why… beatings will continue until morale improves
> Meta will allow people reassigned to the AI task force to reapply for other jobs within Meta if they want to, and it is increasing budgets for travel, events, and snacks, Wired reported.
Oh, they’ve decided to release the prisoners?
I guess mass layoffs and mandatory „fun“ times can be detrimental to morale, who would have thought?
*Just have fun with it!*
– Meta C Suite, after firing everyone’s friends
turns out working for astroturf mill sucks
Well gee, it’s not very hard to guess why.
It’s this way all over big tech. It turns out CEOs and top brass saying engineers will eventually all be replaced by coding AI… doesn’t really make people want to work as hard anymore.
Meh, let it collapse under that lack of morale & scruples.
Only way to get morale higher is to help make Zuckerberg a trillionaire.
Yet everyone keeps using WhatsApp, Facebook, etc… And wonders why nothing ever changes.
‚the worst it’s ever been‘ so far
Ironically I feel like AI is capable of making decisions that are more empathic than what the leadership of Meta would
Luckily for Mark Zuckerberg, only Elon Musk can beat him out as „Worst Tech Bro“ ever.
So it turns out that when the company goal shifts from being an innovator to making the world a dystopian hellhole for money, it really bums people out. Who wouldda thunk?
Well, let your AI fix it.
„C:Mon guys, I know we’re deliberately making your life harder, but cheer up.“
>Meta increased the budget for snacks and travel to combat the morale problem
Oh gee, they really pinpointed the exact issue there, didn’t they? /s
how strange does anyone have a theory for why that may be?
The firings will continue until morale improves
Might be to do with the thousands of friends and colleagues getting fired for no damn reason but a pizza party or two should turn that frown upside down.
Unless they are getting rid of Zuck then moral is going to stay in the tank.
Who would have thought..gosh!
Why is low morale such a surprise to META leadership? They just engineered an utter bloodbath.
How is he able to be this public with this without getting fired???
Well, no sxxt Sherlock.
Redacted as not sure about if swearing is allowed.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
wasn’t this the same guy who told employees „you should quit if you feel that way, I mean it“ like a year ago? wild pivot from „door’s right there“ to „please stay, here’s some snacks“
No shit Sherlock.
this is the fourth year of mass layoffs in a row. to be honest, companies with high achieving employees get to layoff employees exactly 1 time before it deeply impacts trust in leadership, morale, and innovation.
If you’re told you have to code your replacement, and see your colleagues being made redundant all around you, then yeah, your moral will drop.
We have to start realising that these tech bros, tech moguls etc are not that intelligent. They operate on one rule only – fast growth at any cost. Very few can play the long game, and even fewer have „human happiness“ as a KPI.
Work for a shit company, get treated like shit, who knew!
Have their tried asking AI about it?
Gates realized when it was his time to leave as ceo at ms in 2000..
Wonder if zuck will realize it is his time to reset his firmware into retirement mode soon
The worst it’s ever been… yet.
What was the name of the website. Can’t remember…. Oh I know. MySpace. It’s just a natural order of things. See you in metaverse Facebook
„Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.“
Technology was always supposed to make us all happy and prosperous. But in reality technology is making only really a few prosperous and happy. Although I do question if these tech billionaires and C-suite people are actually happy. If they were actually truly happy would they be these megalomaniacs they so often become?