Der russische Oberst Oleg Sokolenko, der Militärkommissar der Rostower Bezirke Perwomajski und Proletarski, ist nach einem Sturz aus dem Fenster seiner eigenen Wohnung gestorben.
Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment.Sokolenko was found unconscious beneath his apartment building with injuries consistent with a fall. He later died from his injuries.
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A tragic suicide.
That’s an usual way to go!
Whoever is responsible for the building codes regarding windows really has some explaining to do.
Defenestration
That’s dangerous. He could have hurt someone.
In Russia, a window opens you
Mafia State masquerading as a country gonna Mafia State masquerading as a country…
I’m learning the language:
Exceptional corruption directly leading to notable Russian military ineffectiveness: window.
At this point we have to acknowledge that dissidents and critics falling out of windows is both diabolical and kinda funny.
Isn’t this just standard career progression for the Russian military?
lol
🤣🤣🤣
“died after falling from a window”
Of course he did. This is way beyond a joke now, surely the defenders of Russia can see what a totalitarian state they are? There’s so many people on the left and right throughout the Western world who turn a blind eye to this. I mean, do these people really look at this situation and just assume top generals and notables in Russia are just killing themselves?
Migosh Russian are so clumsy around windows
All Russian generals should find a basement with no windows.
He had a tragic accident while slipping on one of his kids Floofloovers, which he then landed on a Tartookas and that sent him to a duo of Whohoopers which was his downfall, and out the window he went. Could happen to anyone, really.
Putin is getting pissed. Yay keep it up Guy’s. Only “yes “ men from here on from Russia.
Brutal.
Hope the sidewalk is okay and no grass was flattened.
I suspect he’s been a scapegoat for recent front line failures.
I hear he got an 8.9 on the landing.
„If anyone asks what happened here, tell them Putin remembers. Tell them Putin came for House Sololenko.“
There needs to be a serial killer series on Netflix about this window guy.
All Russian military high ups should move to ground level apartments
It’s humorously fitting that Putin has spent the past several months cowering in underground bunkers, where there’s nowhere to fall from.
Putin’s minions were just helping with free flying lessons.
Classic
Did he criticize Putin?
Between this and the reports that putin has been told to end the war and is going to get sacked before russia society collapses..
I think we’re closer than we’ve ever been to this being over
Oh no! Anyways.
Local media in Rostov-on-Don have reported the death of Oleg Sokolenko.
Military Commissar Oleg Sokolenko, who headed the military commissariat for the Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts (sometimes referred to as the Aviation District) of Rostov-on-Don, has been found dead.
His body was found on the ground next to the high-rise building where he lived. The injuries indicate a fall from a great height.
Authorities and local sources (including Russian media outlets such as Bloknot Rostov and Privet-Rostov) report that a resignation letter was found in his apartment. In the letter, he allegedly wrote that the decision was his own and asked that no one be blamed for his death.
His position has since been removed or marked as vacant on the regional military commissariat’s official website.
He was detained in April after being accused and investigated for bribery.
Hey, hey, I’ve seen this one! This is a classic! This is the one where Ralph dresses up as a man from space!