Remember that time the White House got a sinkhole during the Dolt45 administration? Did you know that sometimes sinkholes can reopen?
No_Tone1704 on
Fucking A. Would be hilarious. Almost more than the actual “event.”
mtjansen on
🎵 It’s like rain, on a fascist’s birthday 🎵
lifeat24fps on
Tearing his name off the Kennedy Center. Rain on his fight night. Happy birthday ya filthy animal!
cycle_2_work on
In my home country, they say rain on your birthday means you’ve misbehaved that year!
UnfairLynx on
While rain would be welcome, it may not stop the event (depending on how hard it’s raining). But lightning within 8 miles will cause a delay. We need lighting strikes every 30 minutes Sunday evening until it’s too late to start the fight.
Embarrassed_Wrap8421 on
A guy came up to me, big guy, tears in his eyes, and said “Sir, please don’t let it rain on Sunday”. So I took my Sharpie and moved the path of the storm.
CyberFireball25 on
Oh please give us this tiny shred of joy
Bishopkilljoy on
God? I know I’ve said some nasty things about you and I’ve been an atheist for years but… You could make a beliver out of me with one simple trick
OtherUserCharges on
I don’t want rain, just lightning.
Lonely_Noyaaa on
Rain, lightning, 100 degree heat, swarms of bugs, and bats… lol, that’s a plague. The only thing missing is frogs falling from the sky.
Ghostdefender1701 on
What a terrible birthday for the poor little guy. Wasn’t it last years birthday that he had the squeaking tanks during his pathetic parade no one showed up for?
onesoulmanybodies on
It’s supposed to be in the low nineties on Sunday in DC in mid June. That heat alone will be miserable. Unless his setting spray works like super glue, his orange face will be running!
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Awww… How will the Big Orange Toddler cope? Another tantrum to rival all tantrums?
Trump *loves* fake/staged events.
It would be terrible if this happened and it made someone so angry that it lead to a health crisis
Thor, hear our prayer…
Why didn’t they build this at Mar a lago? We are not leaving it up.
I hope his makeup doesn’t run
Oh no. How sad.
I’m crying. Deep inside. Very deep inside.
I understand TFG has a problem with rain lately.
Still gonna do a little rain dance. A Canadian is rooting for y’all.
„Rain could wash out Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday fight at the White House.“
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Dear Heavenly Father…send us a sign….
Looks like someone fired up the weather controlling Jewish Space Lasers!
Excessive heat, rain, lightning, swarms of bugs, why does this make my happy.
Oh dear. And not just rain, either. What if lightning strikes that big metal structure full of fascists?
Anyway, I hope Krasnov has exactly the birthday he deserves.
It’s our founding fathers crying from heaven.
He hates rain so much because of the stupid hair. Please. Please 🤞
Canceling the event would make a great Father’s Day gift!
May the God’s unleash some well placed lightning strikes ⚡⚡⚡
Time to break out the ol[ RAIN DANCE!](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmdrOWh5aDIxYnY0c3NpeXRodWR5MnBlb2pxNjdzcjJ4ZGVsY25zNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/aDL9oP00LeuPK/giphy.gif)
Remember that time the White House got a sinkhole during the Dolt45 administration? Did you know that sometimes sinkholes can reopen?
Fucking A. Would be hilarious. Almost more than the actual “event.”
🎵 It’s like rain, on a fascist’s birthday 🎵
Tearing his name off the Kennedy Center. Rain on his fight night. Happy birthday ya filthy animal!
In my home country, they say rain on your birthday means you’ve misbehaved that year!
While rain would be welcome, it may not stop the event (depending on how hard it’s raining). But lightning within 8 miles will cause a delay. We need lighting strikes every 30 minutes Sunday evening until it’s too late to start the fight.
A guy came up to me, big guy, tears in his eyes, and said “Sir, please don’t let it rain on Sunday”. So I took my Sharpie and moved the path of the storm.
Oh please give us this tiny shred of joy
God? I know I’ve said some nasty things about you and I’ve been an atheist for years but… You could make a beliver out of me with one simple trick
I don’t want rain, just lightning.
Rain, lightning, 100 degree heat, swarms of bugs, and bats… lol, that’s a plague. The only thing missing is frogs falling from the sky.
What a terrible birthday for the poor little guy. Wasn’t it last years birthday that he had the squeaking tanks during his pathetic parade no one showed up for?
It’s supposed to be in the low nineties on Sunday in DC in mid June. That heat alone will be miserable. Unless his setting spray works like super glue, his orange face will be running!
https://reddit.com/link/orchsqk/video/3be38sciny6h1/player
I’ll go to church that next Sunday if it happens
Lightning has the chance to do the funniest thing
Who here has the gear for cloud seeding in DC?
It would be awesome if this was also ruined for him. Just like his little parade.
Inshallah