[OC] Trumps Iran-Deal steht seit 11 Wochen unmittelbar bevor
Von dhsilver
[OC] Trumps Iran-Deal steht seit 11 Wochen unmittelbar bevor
Von dhsilver
31 Kommentare
**Source:**
Aaron Blake, „How many times has Trump claimed an Iran deal is around the corner?“ The Washington Post. Statements from Truth Social, press appearances, and media calls, Mar 23-Jun 8.
[https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/politics/times-trump-iran-deal-close](https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/politics/times-trump-iran-deal-close)
**Tools:**
Python+matplotlib+seaborn
Love this, for more reasons than one
Just 2 more weeks guys!!! /s
I would love to see the reverse also plotted, all the times he escalated the conflict. We are going to end a civilization, there will be nothing left but a faint glow in Iran, etc…
I think that’s because the deal was addressed to his imminent and not to his eminence and it got lost in the mail.
You should do this on how many times Musk said self driving taxis were around the corner
It’ll happen next week, along with infrastructure week.
It is “just around the corner” problem is it is a long distance to that corner
This is why he needs a third term….
Some guy also promised to end the Ukraine War in a day.
May have also promised to resolve the LIV Golf / PGA dispute.
Oh wait its the same guy?
‘Who you gonna believe, me or your lying ears?’
I’ve been waiting for someone to put this together 🫠
Now do his Obamacare replacement pman
The Twelfth Iran Deal is currently in occultation and will come back along with the Mahdi.
Just one more oil pump-and-dump cycle, guys. Trust me.
11 weeks into a 3 day special military operation
he is going to release his tax returns any day now
And when the war is *finally* over, „see, just like I said!“
Trump has lied about his Iran Deal being imminent for 11 weeks
All a ploy to always have a VIX crushing headline on the ready because the entire US financial system is on the brink of collapse and they are short squeezing and VIX options manipulating it until the whole thing bursts so they can giga profit on the way up and buy everything cheap at the bottom.
This has been Trump’s MO the whole time, he figured out the market cant mechanically react to MULTIPLE ongoing catastrophes due to the mechanism of how puts and VIX work. So he always has a catastrophe in his back pocket to release and then „solve“ later to distract and destroy bearish positions originated on the original catastrophe and crush the volatility index through the resolution of the second catastrophe.
This graph is my exact experience trying to get software vendors to meet deadlines.
And in this news cycle, Trump, the corrupt pedophile and grifter has successfully distracted the public from pushing to release the unredacted Epstein files
When is America going to wake and realize he’s just trying to steal their oil to enrich his buddies and himself. Just like he did in Venezuela and tried to go after Greenland for their resources.
Me giving project updates to my boss.
Trump is legit one of the biggest joke for a man in all of history if you ask me.
You need to integrate each time the stock market started to drop to see that he’s wheeled out every time it looks like the S&P might turn to the downside.
Just like Iran has perpetually been two weeks away from a nuke for decades, Trump is perpetually two weeks away from making a deal
“It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
And yet, every day the media will report ‚Agreement is nearly reached“ only to follow up with „Welp, something blew up and the Straight is closed again“. Like… why bother?
Always states he has plan, never is any, same with healthcare no plan, Epstein files no plan, food prices no plan. A no plan president flying by the seat of his pants.
Too bad the news can’t show this shit anymore and we have to rely on community reporting to point out the oh-so-obvious lies