“It is an extraordinary number,” said Jonathan Reiner, a longtime cardiologist for former vice president Dick Cheney. “What specialties do they represent? Why so many?”
Because his brain is tapioca pudding and his ankles and hands are the size of water balloons. Dude is fucking sick as shit.
Liquid_1998 on
Why 22 doctors? That’s an insane number of specialists for someone in „perfect“ health.
Dramatic_Original_55 on
Geeze, all I get is 20 minutes to state my case and a gentle nudge towards the exit. I should have gone into politics.
DragonPup on
That’s 20 more doctors than I have.
throwawaylol666666 on
Ah yes. Requiring assessment from 22 specialists is definitely a sign that he’s healthy as a horse. Weighs as much as one, too.
mrgeekguy on
They are just pumping him full of drugs to make him functional at this point. He’s going to die on the toilet like Elvis.
IthinkHisLungsFdUp on
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men, couldn’t put trumpty together again
Ch1Guy on
Its like they are not even trying to hide it any more.
The makeup on his hands looks like Trump stole some of his wife’s concealer and did it himself. Its supposedly from shaking hands but he has bruising on both hands
White House officials refused to confirm whether Trump stopped taking the propecia, stating they are only obligated to disclose „clinically relevant“ medications that impact his capacity to serve. Of course they get to decide which meds are relevant for the world to know.
His cankles are legendary with the bloat
And he is racing to put a full hospital under the ballroom so he can recieve treatment without leaving the Whitehouse.
The dude is quickly deteriorating.
Responsible-Pain-620 on
I really think that this is why the Republican Party has gone full „mask off“ sprint to the fascist finish line. They’re trying to get as much shoved through before the inevitable power vacuum implodes the party.
mr_evilweed on
I mean this is the administration that put RFK Jr to lead our national Health apparatus so I’m skeptical that they use the same definition of ‚medical specialists‘ that I do.
loaded-diaper-4lunch on
My theory is he is suffering from dementia. I think he is taking a drug to reduce the amyloid plaques present in his brain. This drug is administered via IV. This explains the bruising on his hands. This drug also has side effects such as unusual tiredness and sleepiness. See most of his current press events. If you also take a look at drugs Trump is taking you’ll notice that he is no longer taking his hair loss drug. This man is so vain there is zero way he would stop taking this drug. They do though recommended discontinuing of some hair loss drugs because it can cause difficulty accessing dementia progression. Also these amyloid plaques reducing drugs require MRIs to be done periodically to look for Amyloid-Related Imaging Abnormalities. Mr. Trump has had many clinical visits to Walter Reed, and has even admitted to having imaging done.
Tony2030 on
I’m hoping the common refrain was, „I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.“
Routine-Ad-1161 on
Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Evil Dr Robotnic, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Zoidberg
tour_til_death on
We don’t need their names, we just need to see what they’re betting on with Kalshi
Emotional-Channel-42 on
22 doctors are a single “check up” on our dime and we can’t even get a single affordable one to ourselves
Long_Disaster_6847 on
“I don’t care what you do, just keep him alive until February” – Stephen Miller probably
CountOnBeingAwesome on
He looked pretty rough today talking about all the oil he stole from hormuz. Very strokey.
Particular_Ticket_20 on
I’m seeing huge numbers of doctors. Numbers you’ve never heard before. Beautiful doctors from central casting. They can’t believe it. We talk, just a couple minutes…they say „wtf is wrong with you?“, They’ve never seen anyone like me. They can’t even believe someone like me exists.
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE on
Perfectly normal standard checkup. We’ve all been there when we go in for our usual physical and an entire graduating class of doctors shows up to check how perfectly fine and healthy we are.
poopy_breakfast on
They will keep his corpse alive until JD can have less than 2 years in office before another 8.
knomore-llama_horse on
Palliative care… please be palliative care.
georgieramone on
C’mon Big Macs . Do your thing
Bowman_van_Oort on
C’mon entropy.
I had to put my dog to sleep a couple weeks ago and it’s not fair that he had to succumb to the ravages of time before this lumbering orange turd.
Mousehole_Cat on
It took 22 to find a single specialist that could say there was nothing wrong with his health.
Finally, the OBGYN was able to state that Trump’s vagina and uterus were in perfect condition for a 79 year old male, and bam, there’s the quote.
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That’s like a whole gaggle of doctors
Get around the paywall here: https://archive.ph/van6a
Were they doctors, Or embalmers?
I won’t be surprised if it’s revealed one day that Trump is all ~~puss~~ pus & warts under all the Cheeto dust
22 medical specialists? that is very normal. nothing to see here folks
“President Donald Trump appears to have set a new bar: 22 medical specialists assessed him as part of his latest checkup, according to a [medical report](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/30/trumps-doctor-says-his-health-is-excellent-after-walter-reed-visit/) recently released by the White House.”
“It is an extraordinary number,” said Jonathan Reiner, a longtime cardiologist for former vice president Dick Cheney. “What specialties do they represent? Why so many?”
Because his brain is tapioca pudding and his ankles and hands are the size of water balloons. Dude is fucking sick as shit.
Why 22 doctors? That’s an insane number of specialists for someone in „perfect“ health.
Geeze, all I get is 20 minutes to state my case and a gentle nudge towards the exit. I should have gone into politics.
That’s 20 more doctors than I have.
Ah yes. Requiring assessment from 22 specialists is definitely a sign that he’s healthy as a horse. Weighs as much as one, too.
They are just pumping him full of drugs to make him functional at this point. He’s going to die on the toilet like Elvis.
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men, couldn’t put trumpty together again
Its like they are not even trying to hide it any more.
The makeup on his hands looks like Trump stole some of his wife’s concealer and did it himself. Its supposedly from shaking hands but he has bruising on both hands
White House officials refused to confirm whether Trump stopped taking the propecia, stating they are only obligated to disclose „clinically relevant“ medications that impact his capacity to serve. Of course they get to decide which meds are relevant for the world to know.
His cankles are legendary with the bloat
And he is racing to put a full hospital under the ballroom so he can recieve treatment without leaving the Whitehouse.
The dude is quickly deteriorating.
I really think that this is why the Republican Party has gone full „mask off“ sprint to the fascist finish line. They’re trying to get as much shoved through before the inevitable power vacuum implodes the party.
I mean this is the administration that put RFK Jr to lead our national Health apparatus so I’m skeptical that they use the same definition of ‚medical specialists‘ that I do.
My theory is he is suffering from dementia. I think he is taking a drug to reduce the amyloid plaques present in his brain. This drug is administered via IV. This explains the bruising on his hands. This drug also has side effects such as unusual tiredness and sleepiness. See most of his current press events. If you also take a look at drugs Trump is taking you’ll notice that he is no longer taking his hair loss drug. This man is so vain there is zero way he would stop taking this drug. They do though recommended discontinuing of some hair loss drugs because it can cause difficulty accessing dementia progression. Also these amyloid plaques reducing drugs require MRIs to be done periodically to look for Amyloid-Related Imaging Abnormalities. Mr. Trump has had many clinical visits to Walter Reed, and has even admitted to having imaging done.
I’m hoping the common refrain was, „I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.“
Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Evil Dr Robotnic, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Zoidberg
We don’t need their names, we just need to see what they’re betting on with Kalshi
22 doctors are a single “check up” on our dime and we can’t even get a single affordable one to ourselves
“I don’t care what you do, just keep him alive until February” – Stephen Miller probably
He looked pretty rough today talking about all the oil he stole from hormuz. Very strokey.
I’m seeing huge numbers of doctors. Numbers you’ve never heard before. Beautiful doctors from central casting. They can’t believe it. We talk, just a couple minutes…they say „wtf is wrong with you?“, They’ve never seen anyone like me. They can’t even believe someone like me exists.
Perfectly normal standard checkup. We’ve all been there when we go in for our usual physical and an entire graduating class of doctors shows up to check how perfectly fine and healthy we are.
They will keep his corpse alive until JD can have less than 2 years in office before another 8.
Palliative care… please be palliative care.
C’mon Big Macs . Do your thing
C’mon entropy.
I had to put my dog to sleep a couple weeks ago and it’s not fair that he had to succumb to the ravages of time before this lumbering orange turd.
It took 22 to find a single specialist that could say there was nothing wrong with his health.
Finally, the OBGYN was able to state that Trump’s vagina and uterus were in perfect condition for a 79 year old male, and bam, there’s the quote.