Awh poor Larry. An asset to fascism and only lost $10 billion dollars?
Reminder that Larry Ellison was in the Epstein files.
ArbysLunch on
Fuck that guy
invyros on
> Despite hitting a peak in September 2025, Oracle’s shares have declined by nearly 41% as investors increasingly bet against the company as a broader bet against AI.
Idk, might be the $160 billion in debt and obligations they’ve accumulated on behalf OpenAI and other AI companies, who have „promised“ (fucking what) to cover their end.
LeftHandedGraffiti on
He might have to cut out the avocado toast.
Sam-Gunn on
Time to send the collection plate around. /s
constantdisbelief on
Aw man that stinks. A few more billion and he might have to pay taxes again
SeymourButz4Twenty on
Filth richest.
Individual-Praline20 on
Filthy richest you said? That’s what I read
fibberjabber on
Oh no! Anyways…
parker1019 on
That’s a good start, I guess….
IWillWriteYouALetter on
Worth listening to the „Corporate Gossip“ podcast episodes about Larry Ellison & Oracle. Dude has had a raging vendetta against Gates, Bezos, and presumably now Musk for not being the richest guy in the world for *years*. Well worth a listen.
smartello on
Should we start gofundme now or what do we do?
Brobeast on
I will lose sleep over this tonight….
CocoaOrinoco on
I bet he’ll take it out on us somehow.
BraiQ on
Fired the entire IT dep. in Oracle and suddenly there are issues.
dirty_cuban on
That’s like me dropping a nickel when pulling some change out of my pocket.
williamgman on
„Plunges…“ So less than a 5% drop. Typical Forbes trying to throw the minions a bone. It’s time to stop posting stuff from the Fox News of finance. 🤦♂️
Blueprint81 on
No one has to care about this…
albany1765 on
Larry always was a try-hard.
I remember watching Triumph of the Nerds, and thinking, „Dude, get over yourself.“
Dreaminginslowmotion on
(Wipes tears with money)
Beautiful_Owl8993 on
Moron deserved that plunge.
OpenAI-Oracle deal was such a scam, they pumped the stock, took profits and then dumped it by cancelling the deal or projects.
trer24 on
Oracle db subscription price going up soon.
bayleysgal1996 on
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
musafir6 on
He should start a Gofundme campaign
kummer5peck on
Oh dear, he might have to sell his Hawaiian island.
shawndw on
Plunges to $10 billion or plunges **by** $10 billion.
BunkHammer on
Bro will be eating top ramen for dinner unfortunately
SAVertigo on
Oh no the horror
ayoungtommyleejones on
Those are rookie numbers
geebiebeegee on
Hey what if we taxed people on the difference between speculative asset valuation each time they use financing to extract real dollars? If we gotta read billionaire race sheets let’s brainstorm ways to tax them creatively.
MentalDisintegrat1on on
Poor guy if we all donate we might be able to get him back up to number 4
ElectronicTrade7039 on
Hahaha…loser!!!
green_gold_purple on
I could not care less
well-informedcitizen on
I literally can’t figure out why Oracle is worth anything in 2026. They are on par with Yahoo in that, they were once the 3rd best out of 3 choices and are somehow still bursting with money 2 decades later. If that’s not a big neon arrow pointing at a fraudulent system I don’t know what is.
Kendal_with_1_L on
Looking like a skin mask serial killer.
WM45 on
Too bad it didn’t plunge to zero btw Larry no believes your beard is that color. How pathetic
hmfic_2020 on
Wait, I know this one….. waaaaaa waaaa waaa
anxietydude112 on
oh my god poor Larry!!
Silicon_Knight on
Let me dry my tears with the napkins I took from McDonald’s cause they were free.
lurker_bee on
<plays world’s smallest violin>
Riffage on
He hasn’t lost enough for me to care.
Hi_Im_Dadbot on
Oh no. That will affect him not at all.
flynnhicks03 on
Fire up the gofundme
PandaCasserole on
We could have just taxed them…
anrwlias on
He could lose 99.9 percent of his wealth and still have more money than 99.9 percent of everyone on Earth.
feijoax on
Oh no. Oh dear. How sad. /s
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Awh poor Larry. An asset to fascism and only lost $10 billion dollars?
Reminder that Larry Ellison was in the Epstein files.
Fuck that guy
> Despite hitting a peak in September 2025, Oracle’s shares have declined by nearly 41% as investors increasingly bet against the company as a broader bet against AI.
Idk, might be the $160 billion in debt and obligations they’ve accumulated on behalf OpenAI and other AI companies, who have „promised“ (fucking what) to cover their end.
He might have to cut out the avocado toast.
Time to send the collection plate around. /s
Aw man that stinks. A few more billion and he might have to pay taxes again
Filth richest.
Filthy richest you said? That’s what I read
Oh no! Anyways…
That’s a good start, I guess….
Worth listening to the „Corporate Gossip“ podcast episodes about Larry Ellison & Oracle. Dude has had a raging vendetta against Gates, Bezos, and presumably now Musk for not being the richest guy in the world for *years*. Well worth a listen.
Should we start gofundme now or what do we do?
I will lose sleep over this tonight….
I bet he’ll take it out on us somehow.
Fired the entire IT dep. in Oracle and suddenly there are issues.
That’s like me dropping a nickel when pulling some change out of my pocket.
„Plunges…“ So less than a 5% drop. Typical Forbes trying to throw the minions a bone. It’s time to stop posting stuff from the Fox News of finance. 🤦♂️
No one has to care about this…
Larry always was a try-hard.
I remember watching Triumph of the Nerds, and thinking, „Dude, get over yourself.“
(Wipes tears with money)
Moron deserved that plunge.
OpenAI-Oracle deal was such a scam, they pumped the stock, took profits and then dumped it by cancelling the deal or projects.
Oracle db subscription price going up soon.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
He should start a Gofundme campaign
Oh dear, he might have to sell his Hawaiian island.
Plunges to $10 billion or plunges **by** $10 billion.
Bro will be eating top ramen for dinner unfortunately
Oh no the horror
Those are rookie numbers
Hey what if we taxed people on the difference between speculative asset valuation each time they use financing to extract real dollars? If we gotta read billionaire race sheets let’s brainstorm ways to tax them creatively.
Poor guy if we all donate we might be able to get him back up to number 4
Hahaha…loser!!!
I could not care less
I literally can’t figure out why Oracle is worth anything in 2026. They are on par with Yahoo in that, they were once the 3rd best out of 3 choices and are somehow still bursting with money 2 decades later. If that’s not a big neon arrow pointing at a fraudulent system I don’t know what is.
Looking like a skin mask serial killer.
Too bad it didn’t plunge to zero btw Larry no believes your beard is that color. How pathetic
Wait, I know this one….. waaaaaa waaaa waaa
oh my god poor Larry!!
Let me dry my tears with the napkins I took from McDonald’s cause they were free.
<plays world’s smallest violin>
He hasn’t lost enough for me to care.
Oh no. That will affect him not at all.
Fire up the gofundme
We could have just taxed them…
He could lose 99.9 percent of his wealth and still have more money than 99.9 percent of everyone on Earth.
Oh no. Oh dear. How sad. /s